Full Details Of Steve Sarkisian's New Contract At Texas Are Silly

Silly or not, I'd be happy with it.

Texas is hungry to win

He has to have tickets to get in the game?

that's insane that college coaches make that much money.

They just went all in on Jimbo 2.0. Dude hasn't won shite so he might be worse than Jimbo!

Still a burnt orange POS to me.

He's gonna go 9 and 3 one year, and the pressure will drive him back to hookers and blow, and he cant handle his hookers and blow.

Great game plan by Sark
Beat up Kansas, Kansas St, Iowa St etc
Win Big 12 in last year of existence
Get an insane contract
Now welcome to the SEC...

Game tickets?

Looks like they didn't learn shite from our mess haha. Have fun Texas!

Throw in a bar tab

Maybe he can afford to buy a decent suit.

And will never win it all smh

He's definitely falling off the wagon with those perks. The pressure of the job now that he's reached the playoffs with a cakewalk schedule will be immense.

But how many drinks can he have a day?

Imagine being that dumb to give him a contract like that. He won’t even win a division championship much less a conference or national championship. Welcome to the big leagues!

ridiculous

Over paying coaches must be a thing in the Lone Star state.

Is county club code for Malibu rehab?

Amazing contract, if he can continue to stay clean and not resort to alcohol. This guy was in ashes until Saban revived him at Alabama. In fact, he should give Saban half of everything he makes because he saved his career.