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re: Greatest Southern River Championship: The Tennessee River Wins!:Lawd:
Posted on 2/4/24 at 11:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 2/4/24 at 11:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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The Mississippi River
Posted on 2/4/24 at 11:46 am to Harry Rex Vonner
The Mississippi River (Most important to the country in numerous ways but it's ugly as shite)
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The Tennessee River (It's incredibly important to the South, it's beautiful, and I live on it)
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The Tennessee River (It's incredibly important to the South, it's beautiful, and I live on it)
Posted on 2/4/24 at 11:50 am to Evolved Simian
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One is a southern river. One is a midwestern river.
The Tennessee flows north from Guntersville until it discharges into the Ohio River near Paducah at the Illinois-Kentucky border.
It’s just as much a midwest river as the Mississippi
Posted on 2/4/24 at 11:50 am to Harry Rex Vonner
The Mississippi River
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The Tennessee River
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The Tennessee River
Posted on 2/4/24 at 11:51 am to Faurot fodder
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Our part of the Mississippi gave birth to Mark Twain, so it's the Big Muddy for my vote.
Yankee at the Court of King Arthur is sitting 3 feet from me as we speak
Posted on 2/4/24 at 11:59 am to Harry Rex Vonner
The Mighty Mississippi
Posted on 2/4/24 at 12:00 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Mississippi
Touches Mizzou, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana, and passes Death Valley and the Sugar Bowl on its way to the Gulf where its waters continue and touch Alabama and Florida.
Touches Mizzou, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana, and passes Death Valley and the Sugar Bowl on its way to the Gulf where its waters continue and touch Alabama and Florida.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 12:04 pm to MrWalkingMan
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The Tennessee flows north from Guntersville until it discharges into the Ohio River near Paducah at the Illinois-Kentucky border.
It’s just as much a midwest river as the Mississippi
Exactly zero miles of the Tennessee abut or flow through any midwestern state. There's about 800 miles of the Mississippi that do.
The Mississippi is as much Mark Twain as it is plantations and blues. (And, for that matter, the literal father of the blues was born on the Tennessee river in Florence, AL, and honed his craft in Guntersville before he ever set foot in Memphis on the Mississippi.).
This post was edited on 2/4/24 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 2/4/24 at 12:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The Tennessee River
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:00 pm to Comancheria
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The Mississippi River (Most important to the country in numerous ways, but it's ugly as shite)
5th most polluted river in the world. The Big Muddy is just that. Massive, muddy, and full of shite.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:16 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The Mississippi is a whore. Just takes the emissions from all these other rivers.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Mississippi River. I have nothing bad to say about the Tennessee river, but I cannot betray my home in good conscience.
This post was edited on 2/4/24 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:29 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The Mississippi River
Obviously the Father of Waters but tainted by Yankee runoff
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The Tennessee River
A true Southern River with headwaters in the southern appalachian mountains flowing through Tennnesse, Alabama and Kentucky. Forming Kentucky Lake the largest in surface area reservoir east of the above named river and linked to the Cumberland River at the Barkley-Kentucky Lake Canal.
Obviously the Father of Waters but tainted by Yankee runoff
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The Tennessee River
A true Southern River with headwaters in the southern appalachian mountains flowing through Tennnesse, Alabama and Kentucky. Forming Kentucky Lake the largest in surface area reservoir east of the above named river and linked to the Cumberland River at the Barkley-Kentucky Lake Canal.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:32 pm to Lynxrufus2012
The engineering feat for the dam system along the Tennessee River is truly a modern marvel.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 2:29 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Oh, the Tennessee River
And the mountain man
We get together
Anytime we can
And the mountain man
We get together
Anytime we can
Posted on 2/4/24 at 4:17 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The Mississippi River
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The Tennessee River
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The Tennessee River
Posted on 2/4/24 at 4:49 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The Mississippi River (The Lower Miss)
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