
TheTideMustRoll
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
| Location: | Birmingham, AL |
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| Occupation: | Executive Management |
| Number of Posts: | 10761 |
| Registered on: | 12/13/2009 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Josh Pate top 10 SEC HC rankings
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/24/26 at 4:26 pm to Gen Patton
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I don't want KD to leave Bama (thank GAWD they gave him that extension months after that 38-3 pasting) but
Pate's rationale for him at 2 was flawed. He's using the 2024 Sugar Bowl (which Washington barely won btw) as evidence that KD is better than Sark: 1) they've only played each other once and 2) whose offense do you want your team running: DeBoer's or Sark's? I thought so
He used KD's 2-1 record over Kirby as well. Great, congratulations, did those wins amount to anything? Last I checked Georgia is the 2-time reigning SEC champion and Alabama has not won the SEC in KD's 2 years so far.
Also, if ranking coaches came down to head to head matchups, then Brent Venables, Mike Norvell, and freaking Sherrone Moore are better coaches than KD, that's surface level laziness. College football's about the big picture in today's climate. I mean until the 2012 national title game, Les Miles from LSU had a 3-2 edge over Nick, like stop.
I will grant KD's success at recruiting for Bama...to a point, Nick still keeps his office at SABAN Field and does entertain recruits from time to time. You can't convince me that having the GOAT still keep an office and his presence on campus with Byrne and at the Bama home games isn't a built-in recruiting advantage to keep the talent pipeline coming.
Also, the relative problems DeBoer has at Bama are kind of the same as he had at Washington. The dirty little secret of that magical 2023 season that got him the Bama job was that his teams weren't dominant and always got locked in these close games - granted like KD Bama did in 2025, they won those games usually BUT that's not a good way to live if you're a top football team
AND when they played ultra physical and almost Saban Bama reminiscent teams like Michigan and Indiana, they got belt to arse so hard.
That's KD's identity as a head coach and I think people in these parts are lunging for anything to keep his myth alive because they can't handle the fact that Alabama is becoming Washington-South as opposed to vintage Saban Bama teams.
Also, his offense isn't really that great, not as physical on the line, too reliant on the quarterback, can't really establish a soul-crushing run game. I don't see why he gets rated highly as he does NOW other than he wears the script A on his wardrobe.
ETA: fact-checked myself to determine KD has beaten Sark twice, albeit by single scores both times BUT that was an 8-4 BIG 12 Texas team squaring up against a 10-2 hot Washington team on a 6-game winning streak in the fricking Alamo Bowl. Let's not act like that was a mano a mano battle of equals there to dock or give significant points.
Next time you feel like authoring a tome about Alabama's head coach, maybe consider breaking it up into volumes.
re: how long can records last after 5/5?
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/24/26 at 4:14 pm to leylee
Derrick Henry should hold every rushing record in the SEC, but he mostly sat on the bench his first couple of years with us. Now, it isn't like he was sitting behind chumps - we were beyond stacked at RB during those years - but still, we're talking about Derrick fricking Henry. It was obvious whenever he did see the field that he was the best back on the team. If he had started his entire career with us as he should have, the question of who was the #1 RB in SEC history wouldn't even be a question.
re: Comic book writer Gail Simone has thoughts on the X-Men
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/24/26 at 8:17 am to Green Chili Tiger
Angel? Um, ok. You know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
That said, Cyclops does totally work. :lol:
That said, Cyclops does totally work. :lol:
re: The 40 Greatest Musicians Of The Last 40 Years
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/24/26 at 8:01 am to STigers
Lists like these put out by the media are intentionally terrible to create dissension and make people say, "LOOK AT THIS IDIOTIC LIST RABBLERABBLERABBLE." If we'd all quit talking about them, they'd eventually do us all a favor and quit making them.
re: Spinoff: Your 10 most American movies
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/24/26 at 7:56 am to deltadummy
Tough list to make. Off the top of my head:
Rocky IV (could put Rocky here and I wouldn't argue, though)
Rambo III
Saving Private Ryan
Midway
Back to the Future
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Gods and Generals
First Man
Top Gun
Tombstone
With Superman as first out.
Rocky IV (could put Rocky here and I wouldn't argue, though)
Rambo III
Saving Private Ryan
Midway
Back to the Future
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Gods and Generals
First Man
Top Gun
Tombstone
With Superman as first out.
re: Songs that stop you in your tracks, make you pause and absorb the lyrics
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/22/26 at 9:36 am to Everyday Is Saturday
The entire eels album Electro-Shock Blues is about the lead songwriter coming to terms with his mom's death by cancer and his sister's suicide after a long battle with mental illness. The whole album is pretty bleak lyrically, as you might guess, but I've always found "Dead of Winter" to be a particularly tough listen:
Standing in the dark outside the house
Breathing in the cold and sterile air
I was thinking how it must feel to see that little light
And watch it as it disappears, and fades into the night
So I know you're going pretty soon
Radiation sore throat got your tongue
Magic markers tattoo you, and show it where to aim
And strangers break their promises, "You won't feel any pain."
And the streets are jammed with cars
Rocking their horns to race to the wire of the unfinished line
Thought that I'd forget all about the past
But it doesn't let me run too fast
I just want to stand right here, and know that this is right
And this is true and I will not fade into the night
Standing in the dark outside the house
Breathing in the cold and sterile air
I was thinking how it must feel to see that little light
And watch it as it disappears, and fades into the night
So I know you're going pretty soon
Radiation sore throat got your tongue
Magic markers tattoo you, and show it where to aim
And strangers break their promises, "You won't feel any pain."
And the streets are jammed with cars
Rocking their horns to race to the wire of the unfinished line
Thought that I'd forget all about the past
But it doesn't let me run too fast
I just want to stand right here, and know that this is right
And this is true and I will not fade into the night
re: World Cup Daily Thread - Sun., June 21
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/21/26 at 8:28 pm to Floyd Dawg
Thanks everyone! I figured it was probably something simple I just didn't know.
re: World Cup Daily Thread - Sun., June 21
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/21/26 at 8:23 pm to rt3
I'm sure there is an obvious answer to this question that I'm missing, but what prevents the team defending a corner from putting all of their players sans the GK standing at midfield so that any attacking player can't be closer to the goal than that without being offside?
re: I believe that we will win
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/19/26 at 12:22 pm to magildachunks
How about:
Hey ----,
Hey ----,
Hey ----,
We just beat the hell outta you!
Better than you in every way,
We're the fricking USA!
Or, alternatively:
We, the people, came to say,
We're the fricking USA!
Hey ----,
Hey ----,
Hey ----,
We just beat the hell outta you!
Better than you in every way,
We're the fricking USA!
Or, alternatively:
We, the people, came to say,
We're the fricking USA!
re: I believe that we will win
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/19/26 at 10:25 am to lsupride87
I'm in for all of this. At the start of the game have Auburn folks come in and do a bald eagle flight. Combine the LSU and Alabama bands and during the game have them play Neck and hit them with "Suck that eagle dick, bitch." At the end of the game come up with an American-themed Rammer Jammer and taunt the hell out of them. THAT would be fricking MURKAH as frick.
re: I believe that we will win
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/19/26 at 8:19 am to St Augustine
quote:
I think most fans that truly consume a lot of soccer from around the world simply don’t like our fans trying to embrace a TEMU version of European sports culture.
THIS is the problem. If I enjoy soccer, it's because I enjoy soccer, it's not because I'm trying to be more like Europeans. European culture is cool and I enjoy being exposed to it, but at the end of the day it isn't my culture and I don't want it to be. There is a large subset of American soccer fans that are basically the otaku of sports fandom in this country and it's very weird and off-putting
re: Bud Crawford: Boxing is still the hardest sport to master at the highest level
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/19/26 at 7:17 am to Jake88
quote:
And they have to make a quick, high consequence decision every time they drop back to pass.
So, 40 to 50 times a game? Boxers are having to make quick, high-consequence decisions every time they throw a punch, which could be 100+ times each round. Again, all while the other guy is attempting to beat their brains out.
re: World Cup Daily Thread - Thurs., June 18
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/18/26 at 9:35 pm to MF Doom
Is it just me, or do both of these teams kind of suck?
re: World Cup Daily Thread - Thurs., June 18
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/18/26 at 7:57 pm to olddawg26
frick Mexico and all, but all of these dudes look like they're about to cry or punch someone while singing their national anthem. I wish we had that.
re: Bud Crawford: Boxing is still the hardest sport to master at the highest level
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/18/26 at 2:48 pm to MWP
quote:
I think the debate on whether MMA was harder to be the best at than boxing was figured out when Randy Couture fought James Toney. It really wasn’t even a fight. A MMA guy with any level of decent training will just take a boxer down and it’s over.
This is a stupid comparison. I might as well say that Floyd Mayweather beating Connor McGregor in a boxing match proved that boxers are tougher than MMA fighters. In reality they're two completely different sports and being really, really good at one doesn't automatically make you world-class at the other, even if they do share some similarities.
I'm not going to say Crawford is right or wrong, but I will say this: for those claiming that golf, or football, or whatever other sport is as difficult to master as boxing is, just imagine that while you're playing those sports, at the same time you're having to let Mike Tyson in his prime repeatedly punch you in the face as hard as he can.
re: Australian Def. Kai Trewin says he's "never wanted to win a game more" than against USA
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/18/26 at 12:24 pm to The Pirate King
The world hates us because our media constantly tells them all how awful we are.
re: The Big Bossman interrupts the funeral of Big Show's father
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/18/26 at 10:29 am to boogiewoogie1978
Recently discovered that Peacock has every episode of WWF Smackdown ever filmed, so my sons and I have been going back and watching them starting in 1999. First few episodes have already featured Big Boss Man feeding Al Snow his own dog, Pepper. :lol: It's pure lunacy every week.
re: Do the goals things need to widened?
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/18/26 at 10:15 am to TexasTakeover
Fishing with dynamite today, I see.
re: Lets Be Sad Together: Best Game You Ever Attended That Your Team Lost
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/13/26 at 8:56 am to Tarpon08
Kick Six. Greatest game of college football ever played. But seriously, frick that game.
re: Commercial break…..
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/12/26 at 10:56 pm to GrimaceBallz
quote:
I would prefer for them to stop being pussies and hydrate properly pre game.
They have "hydration breaks" because if they called them "pause the game so we can sell some commercials breaks" it would be too obvious. Player safety is the last thing on their minds.
re: West Virginia counts. It's an all south College World Series
Posted by TheTideMustRoll on 6/9/26 at 5:36 pm to dlc83
quote:
Plus, if your state joined the Confederacy there's no debate or discussion about whether you are part of the South.
Did you just ignore the part of my post where I specifically stated that West Virginia seceded from Virginia so as NOT to join the Confederacy?
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