Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 23163 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: New Assistant OLB Coach Hired
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/31/25 at 10:54 pm to Shocco
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Why do we need an assistant OLB coach?
Because our HC felt he needed an additional person there. Seems pretty obvious.
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re: Nick Fuentes Goes All-In on Voting for Newsom Over Vance ‘Because He’s Handsome’
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/31/25 at 9:53 pm to SuperSaint
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Wasn’t this homo outted for being the king of bot views?
Yes. Bot farms in Pakistan and Nigeria. Nothing about Fuentes is real. He's a meat puppet for the Muslim Brotherhood.
Imagine being retarded enough to listen to that fig.
re: JD Vance leads Nikki Haley by 42 pts in New Hampshire
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/30/25 at 6:35 am to RelicBatches86
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I doubt she could win a Senate race in New York running for Schumer's seat.
You're wrong. She's wildly popular with Democrats in New York.
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She's further to the left than Bernie was, and he couldnt beat Hilary or Biden.
Because the DNC rigged two consecutive primaries after it became obvious he was likely to win the nomination on straight votes. And this last time, didn't even let a primary happen.
Democrats love to vote for Marxists. The swampy DNC used to block them when it mattered, but now Kamala has bankrupted it. After 11/24, look for a lot more radical leftists getting elected as Dems.
re: Gen Z's ultimatum to J.D. Vance.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/29/25 at 12:07 pm to Errerrerrwere
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He can pull 1M votes in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. And he can. He will blow it up. Just trying to warn the board what's to come.
He's a fricking paid shill and a grifter.
If republicans are stupid enough to destroy the country by listening to that fa**ot, then they deserve to go to Hillary's camps. I can't imagine being stupid enough to listen to that frick.
I guess the dems aren't lying when they say there is an IQ deficit on our side. It's fricked up, because the low IQ leftists listen to their smart people (who are corrupt as frick) and fall in line. Conservatives will follow any inbred frickboy with a podcast.
If y'all are too stupid to realize that Fuentes is just another plant, there's no point in even trying to fix the country. You're just going to hand it over to the trannies.
re: Curiosity Poll—Check in if you would gladly trade your teams DC for ours…
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/28/25 at 2:52 pm to tigertracts
I think Baker is good, but ours is better. I'll stand.
re: Who is the best college football player all time
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/26/25 at 9:58 pm to Lsu2B
Paul Crewe. Best I ever saw in college, the NFL, or the penal league.
re: Christmas Trivia: Teams with 51+ Wins Since 2021?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/25/25 at 10:36 pm to REBEL5 AC
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Alabama
Georgia
Ole Miss
Big three.
re: Alberta is trying to become independent from Canada, maybe join the US?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/24/25 at 1:09 pm to SouthEasternKaiju
That's why it's in quotes.
re: I can’t wait till this comes to my town, I guarantee it wouldn’t end the same way
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/24/25 at 1:08 pm to coolpapaboze
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What is this obsession by black people with saying 'i don't give a frick' and repeating it over and over and over again, like a mantra? It seems to be a universal feature of the culture. It also goes without saying.
re: It’s Your Civic Duty To Reject The ‘Nation Of Immigrants’ Propaganda You Learned In School
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/24/25 at 12:26 pm to SlowFlowPro
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And how are Latinos not Christians from European descent?
Because the European descended people rarely leave Latin America. They run things. There's a reason every Mexican president has been white.
re: Alberta is trying to become independent from Canada, maybe join the US?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/24/25 at 11:24 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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Why do you think they'd 'errantly' be thought of as a red state?
Because they're never going to give up "free" healthcare, no matter how shitty it gets.
re: Daily Migration of Taxpayers
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/22/25 at 1:37 pm to zuluboudreaux
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Is Louisiana the only Red state in the bottom 14 that are losing population?
This doesn't say you're losing population, just the part of it that pays taxes..
re: Cignetti kinda has 2 teams in the playoffs
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/20/25 at 8:01 pm to JamalMurry27
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I doubt JMU is here without the culture he put down there. I don’t know that for sure. He achievements never seem to peak
Though not the HC, he was an important piece in the resurrection of a third current playoff program.
He was also the recruiting coordinator for Saban's first three classes at Bama. Those, particularly 2008, were critical to Saban reviving the program.
re: Crying Nick Saban seemed to have a lot to say about JMU and Tulane in the CFP
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/20/25 at 10:37 am to Python 357
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Python 357
Chicken, will you please add a filter to registration to screen out count? Thanks.
fricking Phteven alters.
re: Check in if your football program has double digit wins in the CFP
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/19/25 at 11:38 pm to Anand0925
Over/under how many years it will be before an LSU fan gets to start this thread?
re: Wommack and Derrick Nix Have a Unique History Together
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/16/25 at 11:02 pm to Rebbedup
Yes.
re: Meet Greg Schlotthauer. A really great guy.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/15/25 at 4:11 pm to Geekboy
Somebody needs to call Max Towey out for being a liar. No fricking far left Democrat has ever listened to Candice Owens or Tucker Carlson. Period.
I know they're Jew haters, but lying to include them just makes you seem unreliable.
I know they're Jew haters, but lying to include them just makes you seem unreliable.
re: SEC teams ranked in the Top 25 in football and basketball
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/15/25 at 2:35 pm to diddlydawg7
Big 3
re: DJT statement on Rob Reiner.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/15/25 at 10:52 am to Jugbow
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You forgetting all the shite they said when he got shot?
What did Rob Reiner say when he got shot? Serious question.
re: She was White and she was Republican, at Brown
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/15/25 at 10:51 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Which should be irrelevant.
Hey guys, epidemics are irrelevant. Leftists kill more people, and the leftist says "That's irrelevant".
re: She was White and she was Republican, at Brown
Posted by Evolved Simian on 12/15/25 at 10:46 am to RogerTheShrubber
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What makes you think its political and not something else?
I didn't say it was political. I said the shooter was almost certainly a leftist.
The mental illness that allows modern leftist political thought in the US also allows for so many horrific mental breaks like this. It's not really even debatable.
That being said, if we're debating whether or not it's political, it certainly seems more likely to be about Gaza or something similar than it is about a love triangle involving the dead students.
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