Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 23289 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Next Governor of the State of Florida
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/12/26 at 8:54 pm to TigerAxeOK
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Please explain this like I drive a $400 1991 Chevy Caprice with $22,000 32-inch rims?
Fishback is a fricking retard. He's Fuentes adjacent.
He also lied about working for DOGE.
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re: Does the 1980 October surprise story being validated change your views of Reagan?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/12/26 at 7:18 pm to Powerman
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later confirmed by former Texas Lieutenant Governor Ben Barnes who verified the claims.
:rotflmao:
re: City of Alabaster to remove fluoride from drinking water
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/6/26 at 11:28 am to jeffsdad
You losers should have brushed your teeth.
re: Nearly half of immigrants in Minneapolis were involved in some type of immigration fraud
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/5/26 at 8:03 pm to Smeg
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I was told these people committed less crime than regular US citizens?
Yeah, SFP has been known to toss that leftist lie out in here.
re: Now that the reflecting pool is reflecting like a champ, the goal post have shifted.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/4/26 at 8:13 pm to Rebel
They are leftists. You have to use something from their world to judge scale. Like trannies.
re: Justice Dept eyes 5.2 million U.S. Muslim immigrants as potential perpetrators or victims
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/4/26 at 11:35 am to samson73103
So how does that reconcile with homosexuality being punishable by death?
Did you not watch the video posted in here a couple of days ago were the Imam was saying it's perfectly fine in Islamto let your religious teachers sodomize you if you're preparing your a-hole to hold a bomb.
Also, Muslim men just really really like fricking in the arse. Especially in Central Asia.
Did you not watch the video posted in here a couple of days ago were the Imam was saying it's perfectly fine in Islamto let your religious teachers sodomize you if you're preparing your a-hole to hold a bomb.
Also, Muslim men just really really like fricking in the arse. Especially in Central Asia.
re: Seattle DOT removes unauthorized neighborhood barriers, shooting resumes immediately
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/2/26 at 8:30 pm to ThroughThickAndThin
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The "like", " like", city council person says it all. Bless them!
That's their mayor.
re: New statues of Jug Ears and Big Mike and the trash can library.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/1/26 at 5:58 pm to Night Vision
He fricking looks like Opie Taylor.
re: My 15-year-old relative was killed for refusing to marry her cousin. My family celebrated
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/1/26 at 5:52 pm to Shiftyplus1
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Islam is incompatible with humanity.
FIFY
re: Military tranny ban 'unconstitutional'
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/1/26 at 5:48 pm to Radio One
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Radio One
Obama's changing the name in 2013 to reduce stigma in no way changes the fact that it is a mental disorder. If you are "clinically significantly distressed" because you REALLY, REALLY want a vagina, you have a mental disorder.
It's just another instance of leftism ordering you not to notice.
re: Military tranny ban 'unconstitutional'
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/1/26 at 4:47 pm to uggabugga
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arbitrary
Today I learned that two federal appeals court judges don't know what the word arbitrary means.
re: Paxton may have a problem with the Adam Hoffman issue
Posted by Evolved Simian on 6/1/26 at 3:52 pm to Powerman
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the case went to trial last year but ended in a hung jury, and the young victim did not want to testify a second time.
“The child emphasized that he preferred to move on with his life and prioritize his mental and emotional health,” wrote the prosecutors, Brenda Cantu and Dorian Cotlar.
Seems like they didn't have a lot of choice. They had already tried it once and didn't have a witness if they went to trial.
re: Louisiana Senate advances LSU-backed athlete pay secrecy bill
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/29/26 at 3:19 pm to loogaroo
Yes. Less transparency is exactly what Louisiana's public institutions and government bodies need.
re: "Why Karen Bass?" "Black Pride" "Anything else? Any actual issues?" "No"
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/29/26 at 3:14 pm to hogcard1964
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Thats 95% of every black person's reasoning.
That's why black American culture is a failed culture.
re: Texans want a Senator that is just like them
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/29/26 at 1:28 pm to NIH
What the frick happened to texans?
re: CIA Official, Daniel Rush arrested after after hundreds of gold bars found in his home.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/26 at 8:10 pm to scrooster
Obama wasn't president in 2008. This guy is a Bush era hire.
re: Top story on my Google page: We’re going back to Cali (from Texas)
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/26 at 1:32 pm to Jimbeaux
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I don’t have a subscription to Business Insider . I just copied the link from the Google home page.
Business insider is literally nothing but a propaganda website. Please don't repost that garbage. It's essentially BuzzFeed but they put business in the name and people think it's legit and repost that retarded shite.
re: Spencer Pratt team power washing ads onto sidewalks
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/25/26 at 5:09 pm to Mister Bigfish
Until a few weeks ago, I only knew this guy's name as some reality show has-been.
He and his supporters have run a masterclass in how to campaign against an incompetent incumbent. He's gone from nothing to viable candidate.
He and his supporters have run a masterclass in how to campaign against an incompetent incumbent. He's gone from nothing to viable candidate.
re: Why doesn’t Trump intervene in Haiti?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/24/26 at 3:04 pm to Jimmy Hold the Mayo
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It’s considered by many to be a borderline failed state, and it’s the poorest country in the western hemisphere. It also hasn’t had an acting president since the assassination of Jovenal Moïse in 2021. Commercial flights from the US into the capital, Port-au-Prince, have also been suspended since 2024 because most of the city is essentially controlled by gangs.
The US has seen an influx of migrants from Haiti since 2020. Why not send troops to Port-au-Prince to clean things up?
There is no hope for Haiti. Period. Not in the western context, at least.
The average IQ of Hatians is 67. That is more than 2 standard deviations below the average US IQ. An AVERAGE Hatian has the intelligence of someone in the bottom 3ish % of Americans. Think of someone you know with a serious learning disability. THAT is the average Hatian IQ. In a country that small, that means there simply aren't enough people of even average intelligence to operate a western style democracy and economy. That isn't just bullshite. That is statistical fact. In a country of +- 12,000,000, there are less than 200k with an IQ over 100.
Hatians are simply intellectually incapable of governing themselves in the way you think they should. No one in any public position will ever utter this out loud, but it is the obvious truth.
re: Trump champions bid to nix clock changes by adopting permanent daylight saving time
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/22/26 at 9:48 pm to 91TIGER
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They don't realize it will be dark at 8 a.m. in Jan and February.
Latest sunrise in northern Michigan would be after 9 am.
The problem with locking this down is that some places would need to swap time zones. If we keep DST, Alabama should go to EST. Indiana should go to CST, as should Michigan's upper peninsula.
re: Child hunger in America
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/22/26 at 9:35 pm to SallysHuman
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Some parents suck. I have no doubt there are many with all that assistance that the parent and friends eat the snacks and the kids are hungry at home.
Or sell the benefits for cash at the kwik-e-mart.
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