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re: Bo Nix - Evolved Simian
Nix is better than Franks. He is a 4 year starter at Auburn, and as much as I hate saying this, he will win the SEC before he's gone. Gatewood should already be in the transfer portal, but Gus will waste a year of his eligibility by giving him a few gimmick packages....
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re: Bama’s finest! Or maybe just one of their average fans... - Evolved Simian
[quote]this is how i think all y'all coonasses are. [/quote] There's no question by his accent he's from Louisiana, South of I 10. How the hell did he end up in a Bama jersey?...
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re: HEY GUYS LONG TIME LISTENER FIRST TIME CALLER HEARD THE GRASS LOOKS AWFUL - Evolved Simian
[quote]I don't mind shaking things up or even drastic changes, but the white helmets looked terrible.[/quote] Meh. They're only slightly worse than our crimson ones with the numbers. You could make a good looking white helmet for the occasional game and a great looking crimson one for regular us...
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re: Okay, which three of you posed for this glorious fan pic? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Ultimate_Warrior[/quote] He's a lot fatter than that IRL ...
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re: Auburn names 5* Freshman Bo Nix starting QB - Evolved Simian
Nix is the real deal. He's a guy who could have Auburn in Atlanta a time or two, depending on what Gus can put around him. Auburn fans wanting to see Gatewood start are clueless. ...
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re: 2019 Coaches Polo - Evolved Simian
That shirt is ugly, and some dumbass at Nike doesn't know what fricking color anthracite is....
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re: Animal takes son to the hospital 323 times - Evolved Simian
[quote]How come the insurance companies didn't deny her claims? [/quote] Insurance? :rotflmao: It's Medicaid. They don't check a goddamn thing. ...
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re: IM here. Now what? - Evolved Simian
Hi diddly ho, neighborino! ...
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re: Why does Mizzou get so much shit? - Evolved Simian
Because of methed out shite like this? [img]https://i.imgur.com/sNd3faK.jpg[/img]...
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re: Little Miss Bartender for the people sure seems to be getting well acquainted with the 1% - Evolved Simian
I recognize John Legend and his wife, Anna Kendrick, the lady from Blackish, and AOC. Don't know who the rest are, but the pedo looking white guy near the center of the photo looks familiar....
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re: Auburn people: Good place for Sunday lunch. - Evolved Simian
This is move in weekend. No way in hell I'd be in Auburn looking for a place to eat this weekend. ...
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re: 6 teens tried to rob a house. homeowner shoots & kills 1,the other charged w/ murder - Evolved Simian
[quote]Cringe opinion piece about how these tPOS's shouldn't be charged with murder but has names and pictures of the rest involved. [/quote] No. Every one of them deserves to die. Their lives are the absolute definition of worthless. If you can abort a baby who has the potential to be a ...
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re: Kaepernicks girlfriend “slams” Jay z over NFL partnership lol - Evolved Simian
[quote]The sex must be the greatest in the universe.[/quote] She's just another prostitute who thinks banging an athlete gives her privilege. ...
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re: New Orleans TV Anchorwoman, Opelika native, and Bama grad dies in small plane crash - Evolved Simian
That is terrible. Sending prayers for both families who lost their loved ones....
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re: I think Tua has smaller numbers but a better efficiency rating this season. - Evolved Simian
I wish Kiffin had had a chance to coach Tua for a season or two. Good lord, that would have been amazing....
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re: Pod system - Evolved Simian
[quote]There are 9 conference games. [/quote] Stopped reading as soon as you posted this stupid shite....
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re: Nick Saban picks the best college quarterbacks he's ever seen - Evolved Simian
[quote]He’s probably the best QB I’ve ever watched. [/quote] At 18, he's better than half the qb's in the NFL. Barring something terrible happening to him, he's a generational qb. I'd love to see him in black and gold in two years....
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re: Nick Saban picks the best college quarterbacks he's ever seen - Evolved Simian
[quote] I thought it was surprising that Saban would say Lawrence but not Tuna. [/quote] So you haven't seen Lawrence play football? ...
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re: Alabama Fan Harvey Updyke Not Making Payments for Killing Auburn Trees - Evolved Simian
[quote]1. Updyke is an alabama redneck. He lives in LA because he cannot live in AL due to a court judgment. 2. Updyke retired as a Texas State Trooper. Texas state troopers generally don't live in SE LA. 3. The man is a pariah in Springfield, LA where he lives now. [/quote] Updyke is a F...
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