Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 20449 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
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re: Baseball Game At Gump Stadium
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/19/24 at 4:37 pm
[quote] A&M just has a plethora of shite posters that don't know how to handle winning. [/quote]
They're so awkward, it's tough to watch....
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re: Post-Spring Transfer Portal Thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/19/24 at 2:24 pm
One of 3 Bama walk-ons that entered the portal today....
re: For anyone who cares, here's Mizzou's OFFICIAL $250M North End Zone remodel.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/18/24 at 4:24 pm
I posted this in one of the other threads, but this looks awesome....
re: Mizzou Faurot Field North Endzone Project
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/18/24 at 4:22 pm
That looks pretty damn awesome, tbh....
re: Another pre-season top 25
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/18/24 at 4:16 pm
No Ohio State. AI left off the most talented team in the country.
No Bama either.
List is stupid....
re: New mutant strain of monkeypox with 'pandemic potential' is discovered in Congo village -
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/17/24 at 1:02 am
[quote]queers.[/quote]
Is that what you call a monkefricker these days? I'm not sure which letter of the Alphabet People represent the monkeyfrickers....
re: Pringle to the portal.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/17/24 at 12:51 am
[quote]TAMU Gold Trans Am donor and former TAMU president
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Great story from the era when college football was still fun....
re: Post-Spring Transfer Portal Thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/16/24 at 11:31 pm
[quote]Do we think the staff contacts McClain[/quote]
[quote]Pat Ernest
@nobsrecruits
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3h
Alabama will not pursue here. Had some issues at Colorado that will more than likely be a turnoff for other programs. Wish nothing but the best very talented player.[/quote]
- Some guy on Twitter
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re: Kadyn Proctor transferring to Alabama
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/16/24 at 7:12 pm
I approve this message....
re: Michigan reaches settlement w/NCAA....3 years probation plus.....
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/16/24 at 7:11 pm
[quote]Got a national title. Totally worth it all.[/quote]
I expect that a ton of programs would make that tradeoff....
re: Shocking stat in the last 19 seasons Tennessee is 4-34 vs Alabama and Florida.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/16/24 at 5:55 pm
Mississippi State has the same number of wins over Bama as Tennessee does in that period.
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re: second term al-B1g PG from iowa corming to colum!!!
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/16/24 at 2:04 pm
I normally hate response threads, but this one was needed. And it's spectacular. ...
re: Washington RB arrested for rape. Played in playoff though accusations of rape were known
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/15/24 at 10:53 pm
[quote]“I believe all the coaches — Kalen DeBoer, Ryan Grubb, (Athletic Director) Troy Dannen — knew about these stories,” Gee continued. [/quote]
Well, if a local radio host thinks that, even though the court documents state the opposite, it certainly must be true!
It seems that generational ...
re: Washington RB arrested for rape. Played in playoff though accusations of rape were known
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/15/24 at 10:03 pm
[quote]
DEBOER AND THE UNIVERSITY REINSTATED HIM AFTER THE STARTING RUNNING BAKC GOT BANGED UP IN CONFERENCE CHAMP GAME[/quote]
Another lie. The starting RB was perfectly healthy for the playoff games and had 32 combined carries.
Here's the issue, for anyone that actually cares about the m...
re: Washington RB arrested for rape. Played in playoff though accusations of rape were known
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/15/24 at 9:41 pm
[quote]Gonna need a sauce on this one 731Vol[/quote]
He doesn't have one. The article explicitly states that the ICA gave no details when it ordered the first suspension....
re: Washington RB arrested for rape. Played in playoff though accusations of rape were known
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/15/24 at 9:24 pm
[quote]As soon as I found out about the allegations, as soon as it was brought to our attention, he’s been suspended indefinitely.[/quote]
You're lying (maybe unintentionally, since your article only included half of his quote). Fisch didn't suspend anybody. He plainly stated that the ICA did i...
re: SEC legend, former Alabama QB Steve Sloan has passed away at the age of 79
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/15/24 at 5:27 pm
[quote]You would think that a Tennessee sports Hall of Famer would be appreciated by a Tennessean
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Not to mention he was also a head coach at Vandy and the AD at Chattanooga. In addition to being a HC at Ole Miss, and Duke, and the AD at Alabama.
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re: Can a team have too much talent at QB?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/15/24 at 3:40 pm
[quote]Air Noland has the longest learning curve and needs at least one development year because he's too dumb and makes too many mistakes, and he's also left-handed, which will alter the entire offensive line.
And of course he and his uncles/handlers won't accept that reality, so he'll probably ...
re: April 15th Baseball Rankings
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/15/24 at 10:11 am
[quote]51. Lsu[/quote]
Those dipshits dropped half their baseball NIL money to steal our best pitcher and somehow became the worst team in the conference. :rotflmao:
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re: Class of 2025 Football Recruiting MEGATHREAD
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/14/24 at 8:29 pm
[quote]
My guess would be that enormous OL Landon Dickerson was hanging out with.[/quote]
I'd be happy with it. He had a solid weekend visit, got to hang out with an NFL player from his hometown team, and got a selfie with the GOAT....
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