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re: Super Blood Wolf Moon Pics 1/20/2019 - Evolved Simian
[quote]Just here to lol at all the saps that have cameras they dont need. [/quote] You mean all the people with nothing but their useless iPhones?...
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re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Composite Score is Up to 317.48 Edition - Evolved Simian
[quote]Lia is about 5' 11" in socks. A little over an inch shorter than Tua.[/quote] Nobody believes that. Look at the picture. His eyes are even with Tua's mouth. That's 3 inches or more....
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re: What is the best flavor instant noodles? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Spicy chili lime shrimp. [/quote] This man knows....
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re: linebacker U - Evolved Simian
[quote]Hightower's trophy room must be some kind of nice. [/quote] I just looked it up. He's been in the league 7 years, and this is his 4th Superbowl. He has never been on a team that wasn't in the AFC Championship Game. Plus a couple of NC's in college....
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re: The Saint Hate.... - Evolved Simian
[quote]geauxbrown [/quote] More Louisiana pussy tears. Keep the melt coming....
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re: frick the Rams - Evolved Simian
frick Vince Ferragamo....
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re: Don’t let the Saints game distract you... - Evolved Simian
[quote]State full of losers [/quote] FIFY...
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re: Y'all know why this happened don't y'all? - Evolved Simian
[quote]That's why God hates them. [/quote] It doesn't matter WHY he hates them. As long as he just hates them....
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re: Bama dropping Sopsher means what happens to the hairdresser? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Actually, latest is Bama saying they taking Ish this year and offering spot for brother for next year. [/quote] I haven't heard anything about offering the brother a scholarship. Is one of our boards reporting this? It was my understanding that Ish's demand for his brother would be a...
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re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Composite Score is Up to 317.48 Edition - Evolved Simian
[quote]WR Milton Wright[/quote] This guy looked really good....
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re: What is the best flavor instant noodles? - Evolved Simian
[quote]This is Asian not mexican[/quote] You think limes aren't common in southeast Asia? Have you ever eaten Thai food?...
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re: What is the best flavor instant noodles? - Evolved Simian
This one. /thread [img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61ClWHZ6gtL.jpg[/img]...
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re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Composite Score is Up to 317.48 Edition - Evolved Simian
[quote]Anyone see the poly bowl? How did our guys look? [/quote] Sanders is good. I think we need Heimuli. Not ours, but I think Peter Parrish is going to be a very good player....
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re: NFL Mock Drafts: 2019. JJacobs projected Top Five. - Evolved Simian
I think Jacobs will be a good NFL back, but I don't think he will go anywhere near 5....
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re: Letter to UCF knights from Birmingham - Evolved Simian
[quote]That's how you know it was one of them. [/quote] Maybe, but I doubt it. Sure, we were happy to see the imposters lose, but there's not a single Bama fan who would remember the gloating UCF player and all of Burrow's stats afterwards. It was definitely one of you smart coonasses who mo...
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re: Hawaii swimmers stealing dead whale's teeth, hungry sharks swarm - Evolved Simian
[quote]I’m not saying you’re wrong, but this kind of draconian law for sperm whales and bald eagles is retarded. [/quote] Whale teeth are ivory. People poach animals for ivory. People also fricking lie and say the animals were already dead....
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re: How many of you are really Native American? - Evolved Simian
[quote] 12% African. Like sub Saharan dark as midnight African. No idea where it came from [/quote] That would be your great grandmother....
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