Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 23244 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Going after H1B rigging, lying about no U.S. applicants.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/28/26 at 9:42 pm to SoDakHawk
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Lengthy prison sentences for a few tech company CEOs and the rest will fall in line.
How about we start with the PE owners of Cloudera?
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re: Chips are down: Basmati or Jasmine rice with your Gumbo/Étouffée
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/28/26 at 9:00 pm to Marcelo Lavanda
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Basmati or Jasmine rice
Wait, there are TWO kinds of rice?
:wha:
re: The cordova/dora tornado of 2011
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/27/26 at 9:48 pm to Scoper
Damn, that thing was huge.
re: No school choice for Louisiana
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/27/26 at 9:16 pm to stout
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pay three times
I know we elect some legitimate retards in Alabama, but y'all really do take the cake. :lol:
re: Ian Carroll, Nick Fuentes and Candice Owens... Anyone heard from them lately?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/26/26 at 6:34 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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rich people go out of the country sometimes
The world would be a better place if that inbred had passed away peacefully in his sleep in whatever Nazi/Islamist talking point camp he was visiting.
re: Shooter identified: Cole Allen of Torrance, CA
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/26 at 9:48 pm to Rekrul
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Another MAGA gun psycho trying to kill Trump
Yep. Just like Tyler Robinson.
re: Pope decries migrants and refugees being treated ‘worse than house pets’
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/23/26 at 8:11 pm to LSUbest
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Pope Leo has criticised the world’s treatment of migrants and refugees, claiming that they are often viewed as “worse than house pets or animals”.
My cat isn't raping nurses or committing Medicare fraud.
frick you right in the face, Leo.
re: Alabama high school girls basketball coach charged with the you know what
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/21/26 at 9:00 pm to StringedInstruments
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Humans are pretty fricked up
That's what it boils down to.
I feel bad for her husband and kid.
re: Alabama high school girls basketball coach charged with the you know what
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/21/26 at 8:59 pm to Hoyt
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It was a female student, allegedly.
Don't think so. Not many girls on the football team at West Point HS.
Or Holly Pond, for that matter.
re: Alabama high school girls basketball coach charged with the you know what
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/21/26 at 8:20 pm to AutoYes_Clown
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According to rumors, this isnt her first time either.
Current one is a student at the school where she was last year (West Point). Seems she had a previous one at Holly Pond HS, too.
Oh, and her husband is the boys head coach at Cold Springs, and reigning 2A coach of the year.
re: Three women on trial for using sex toys on passed out man
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/21/26 at 7:57 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Depends on who you are, I guess. I doubt Sir Winston even notices any more.
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When the complainant eventually woke up, he became concerned at the wet and sticky substances on his body.
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As one logically would be......
Depends on who you are, I guess. I doubt Sir Winston even notices any more.
re: Trump looks pretty happy in this picture
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/18/26 at 12:01 pm to aubie101
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It is America last, Israel first.
You people are so fricking stupid
re: Was the DoorDash driver a paid actor?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/14/26 at 11:29 am to TDsngumbo
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Well did anyone actually believe a real Door Dash driver just showed up at the fricking White House? I thought it was obvious and not even worth discussing that she wasn't a real Door Dasher.
She's got over 14,000 deliveries for DoorDash. How is she not a real Door Dash driver?
re: Was the DoorDash driver a paid actor?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/14/26 at 11:28 am to HeadLightBanDit
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A GRANDMOTHER working door dash is the epitome of the Trump economy.
She had to take up DoorDash in 2022 because of your brain dead imbecile's economy.
:rotflmao:
re: World Wide Oil Monopoly?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/13/26 at 9:44 am to Henry Jones Jr
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being the main exporter when our own gas prices are high and energy costs are going up doesn’t seem like the best move. We would be better off if we kept the vast majority in house.
This fundamental lack of understanding of the economics of the world's (by far) most important global energy commodity is why it's so easy for Americans to be propagandized.
re: Pope Leo: ‘God does not bless any conflict’
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/10/26 at 8:25 pm to hawgfaninc
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Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.
Pope Leo seems like a goddamn imbecile who has never heard of Islam.
Islam is not compatible with civilization.
re: What an impressive rescue operation it was. No Casualties, Just Controlled Chaos!
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/5/26 at 7:44 pm to Boston911
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it def was DEVGRU and STS 24 operators with 160th SOAR involved and when things went bad, the QRF came in with 1SOF-Delta guys in CASA-8s to extract
Is there an English version of this?
re: 20 hotels in California were caught for a huge birthright citizenship fraud scheme
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/2/26 at 8:33 pm to Yokelhoma
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Literally no different than striking down the Second Amendment because guns are being used to kill children.
That is likely the dumbest analogy that has ever been posted on this board.
re: White House denies Bondi was fired because of Swallowswell tip off
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/2/26 at 7:29 pm to hawgfaninc
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White House denies Bondi was fired because of Swallowswell tip off
It would seem she was fired because she did nothing on ActBlue for 11 months, despite being told it was to be at the top of her priority list.
She is blonde John Thune.
re: Rubio: “Have to reexamine the value of NATO and alliances for our country.”
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/1/26 at 8:10 am to The Baker
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They want Erdogan
Of course they do. He needs to be gone. But somebody else needs to do the fricking wet work for a change.
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