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Evolved Simian

Favorite team:	Alabama
Location:	Bushwood Country Club
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Number of Posts:	22974
Registered on:	9/9/2010
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re: NY Mayoral race is really close right now

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/29/25 at 7:13 pm

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How can those people vote a white man in office??

Zohran is from Uganda and his middle name is Kwame. Seriously.

re: What are the odds that these people are crapping in their pants right now?

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/25 at 9:13 pm

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These people are going to squeal like a pig and call out the big brass in the administration

They aren't going to say a goddamn thing unless jail time is on the table.

re: Artist behind Times Square statue of a ‘plus sized’ woman launches ‘Man Series’ billboards

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/25 at 3:09 pm

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‘plus sized’ woma

Plus sized, my arse. That Limey has never seen an American black woman. That statue is practically petite.

re: America's Sweetheart, Mary Lou Retton got popped for a DUI

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/25 at 3:42 pm

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she got millions from a divorce settlement and then had the gal to crowdfund her own medical bills despite her money.

She got $1.95 million in total assets in the divorce. Most was the house and retirement. She wasn't poor, but let's not pretend she was anywhere close to wealthy or swimming in cash. A marital estate worth $4million in her 50's is honestly kind of paltry for someone who was so famous.

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re: Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville officially running for Governor of Alabama.

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/25 at 3:25 pm

frick.

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re: Six everything schools (4 are SEC)

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/25 at 12:30 pm

Congrats to the real UT. frick the other one.

re: The Coming Democratic Civil War

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/25 at 12:27 pm

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The Coming Democratic Civil War

I support this, as long as real bullets are used.

re: An odd form of white flight

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/26/25 at 7:20 pm

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White parents are moving to the second or third best private schools if they have fewer Asians. They fear that their kid cannot compete for graduation honors that might result in college scholarships.

This has never happened. Ever.

Those particular white kids can afford to go to any college, and class rank doesn't mean shite.

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re: A Mother, and Her Two Children: Lil' Drive-By: Toddler Edition.

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/26/25 at 5:50 pm

I'm a member of that private group, and I watched it.

Pretty typical of the 430 credit score set.

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re: Is Alabama baseball the worst sports program in the SEC big 3 sports

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/25/25 at 10:34 pm

This is retarded, even for an Auburn fan.

re: Jasmine Crockett is Jewish!

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/25/25 at 8:37 pm

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I guess she's one of Y'all.

:lol: Not Baptist. I was, once, a long time ago.

Guess they aren't much like I remember them.

re: The Biden coverup is going to hang a noose around the democrats much like watergate

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/25/25 at 8:35 pm

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The Biden coverup is going to hang a noose around the democrats much like watergate

While this should be true, it simply isn't. Americans are stupid. Media is corrupt.

re: Jasmine Crockett is Jewish!

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/25/25 at 8:08 pm

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She's a Baptist.

In what way does she align with Baptists? I've spent a lifetime around Baptists, and even been one myself for 20 years or so a long time ago, and I don't see much Baptist in her. :lol:

They don't murder heretics like the Muslims and Catholics do, so I suppose she can call herself one if she wants. But I don't think there's a Baptist church anywhere preaching the things she espouses. Seems like she would find more in common at one of those churches that only has white lesbian ministers, like Episcopalians or the Lutherans.

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re: Butler Snow (firm feat. David Vitter in NO office) busted for AI citation hallucinations

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/25/25 at 7:48 pm

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“Mr Lunsford remains the attorney general’s counsel of choice,”

"Mr. Lunsford has guaranteed to kick back 10% to the attorney general to remain the state's legal defense, despite horrifying malpractice by his firm"

FIFY

re: Why did Americans put up with the Vietnam War?

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/25 at 12:25 am

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Was the propaganda on another level back then?

You ever heard of Covid?

re: Name a QB your team had on a bad team that would've thrived in better circumstances

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/25 at 12:19 am

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Were those teams bad? I dont really remember but I wouldn’t have guessed that. Zeier vs Barker in BDS is one of my all time favorite home games. First time I ever saw the University Blvd shut down.

They were pretty good his first two years.

re: Name a QB your team had on a bad team that would've thrived in better circumstances

Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/25 at 12:12 am

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I'm going with Brodie Croyle with a Saban O-line and all the offensive talent he brought in.

:casty: You are not a serious person. He was a terribly inaccurate deep ball passer. It was as horrifying as watching Shaq shoot free throws. The ball was going to hit something hard, but it sure as frick wasn't likely to be his intended target.

Pretty sure he's still the only qb in the history of the NFL with 10+ starts to never win a game.

This is not a good take.