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re: Any lawn care nuts? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Go to the outdoor board.[/quote] It WAS the place to go until they opened up the Home/Garden board yesterday....
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re: Alabama NIT History Trivia - Evolved Simian
[quote]Alabama played them in football that fall in a memorable/unmemorable game [/quote] It was pretty memorable to Bama fans. [quote]4. Who coached said basketball team (Alabama's opponent) that day? He eventually had a good career as HC at an SEC school [/quote] Not gonna lie. I had ...
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re: Alabama NIT History Trivia - Evolved Simian
[quote]Gottfried[/quote] He certainly should have been paid a headhunter commission by UT. ...
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re: Alabama NIT History Trivia - Evolved Simian
[quote]Buzz Peterson and Tulsa in 2001 [/quote] That game got Buzz Peterson the UT job....
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re: Dabo Swinney - Evolved Simian
[quote]Do you guys think Saban could benefit from a little bit of Dabo’s approach in terms of the ability to retain assistants or do you think programs are so desperate for Saban disciples that it’s just not going to happen? [/quote] In the current environment, it's just not going to happen. ...
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re: Spring Football News & Info - Evolved Simian
[quote]Yup where the hell is CrimsonBoz?[/quote] Nothing against Boz, but this is why I thought Cobrasize should have been an admin. He's at least here pretty regularly....
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re: Football Recruiting & Roster - Evolved Simian
[quote]Yeah didn't really impress last year. If I said it, people would get mad and attack. [/quote] I got a cool reception for saying the same thing last football season....
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re: 4.29 for a bag of Doritos at the Dollar General! - Evolved Simian
[quote]Dollar Tree knock offs[/quote] That's not a Dollar Tree knockoff, dumbass, it's an actual chip company that's sold in half the country....
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re: Football Recruiting & Roster - Evolved Simian
[quote]Baker is fully committed to the Crimson Tide.[/quote] Can someone get the kid some Bama gloves so he doesn't have to wear that FSU crap? :lol:...
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re: LMFAO Zion Williamson - Evolved Simian
[quote]Yea i didn’t get it [/quote] Impersonation is a comedic device in which the impersonator mimics the mannerisms and/or voice of a famous person for humorous effect....
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re: 3 In 5 Millennials Say Life More Stressful Now Than Ever Before - Evolved Simian
[quote]and had the shite beat out of you and be fricked up in different ways. [/quote] Apparently this is how millennials believe those before them were raised. So. fricking. Stupid....
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re: Sody's Mugshot Album - Evolved Simian
Mmm Hmmm....
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re: Regular season champs or SEC Tournament champs: which holds more clout? - Evolved Simian
People only remember the tournament champ, especially in the SEC. Everybody just assumes Kentucky won the regular season. Congrats, Auburn, on being the true conference champion....
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re: Football Recruiting & Roster - Evolved Simian
[quote]An 11.04 isn't getting you to state in Texas, California, Georgia, Florida or any other top state unless it's a really down year. I don't know why people are mad I'm stating the truth lol. [/quote] I don't pretend to know anything about high school track, but I googled it when I saw...
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re: Pat Forde can go frick himself - Evolved Simian
I mean, every word he said is true. Why so angry over that?...
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re: Is green beer only a Nawlins thing - Evolved Simian
[quote]Is green beer only a Nawlins thing [/quote] :rotflmao:...
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re: The SEC Rant Is In Full Fledged Melt About Wade, The Tiger Rant Isn’t - Evolved Simian
[quote]BeeFense5 [/quote] Still fricking melting. Jesus, Louisiana is pathetic. :casty:...
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re: What fan base complains the most? - Evolved Simian
It's LSU. There are less complaints from the other 13 fanbases combined. The refs target them in games. Nick Saban targets them in recruiting. Other fanbases target them on message boards. The SEC targets them. Their own AD targets them. Their president targets them The NCAA targets them...
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re: 29-0 - Evolved Simian
I laughed. Seriously, though, they are playing pretty well so far....
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