Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
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| Number of Posts: | 23217 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
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re: I lived through the 1973 oil embargo
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/14/26 at 8:42 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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This did not make Sammy Hagar happy as he could not drive 55.
It's hard to steer.
And you can't get your car out of 2nd gear.
re: Member of Jasmine Crockett's Security Detail Killed in SWAT Standoff in Dallas
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/26 at 7:46 pm to VoxDawg
What the hell kind of vetting did she do if there are guys with fake names on her security team?
Would be oddly satisfying if it turned out he was in the country illegally. :lol:
Would be oddly satisfying if it turned out he was in the country illegally. :lol:
re: Triangulation is an assassination technique. IRAN is "triangulated" by 3 US CVN Groups
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/11/26 at 10:10 pm to Timeoday
Can you show this on a map?
Where, exactly, is each carrier group?
Where, exactly, is each carrier group?
re: Is the U.S. carpet bombing densely populated neighborhoods in Tehran?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/7/26 at 9:48 am to selfgen
This reads like one of those low iq Ephesian Armor posts.
re: Hegseth: Trump's New "strategic" map unveils MAGA 'Greater North American Project'!
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/7/26 at 9:34 am to EphesianArmor
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So you believe opposing the wanton, facsist conquest of OTHER countries and lording over their people without their consent
:rofl:
It's amazing that people can be this fricking stupid.
re: Get on the record now. Do you support bombing Cuba?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/6/26 at 10:04 pm to VerlanderBEAST
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Do you support bombing Cuba?
Why the hell would we bomb Cuba?
re: U.S. Coast Guard Headed to Birmingham
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/4/26 at 8:57 pm to dallastigers
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Wouldn’t Mobile or a city on the other side of the bay make more sense for the coast guard in Alabama?
Does Mobile have lots of really nice and totally vacant college campuses lying around?
re: Question for the Navy/AF aviation guys who post here
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/4/26 at 1:14 pm to BOHICAMAN
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What happens when everyone has stealth fighter jets that can’t be seen or locked onto by radar?
All wars will be over. The same way all wars were over when everybody got armor that could deflect arrows. Technology can never advance beyond that point.
fricking imbecile.
re: Israel's war
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/4/26 at 9:13 am to stuntman
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stuntman
Imagine having to go through life this goddamn stupid.
re: Thune adjourns Senate for vacation but keeps pro forma sessions in place—no recess appts
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/3/26 at 1:49 pm to MrLSU
This is why governments get overthrown.
re: Qatar denies Tucker’s claim that Israel planted bombs within nation
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/3/26 at 10:24 am to Metaloctopus
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Clearly, something set them off, and I don't think we've ever gotten the truth, because both sides just wanted it to go away.
Also, it was six goddamn decades ago. 11 presidents have maintained normal relations with Israel since then.
Someday, I hope we know what really happened, but pretending this has any bearing on the current US relationship with Israel is it stupid as pretending that slavery has anything to do with the the fact that kids in black schools don't learn how to read.
re: Qatar denies Tucker’s claim that Israel planted bombs within nation
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/3/26 at 10:07 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Because Tucker Carlson is a lying piece of anti-Semitic shite. He's nothing but a cuck mouthpiece for islamists.
re: Tucker Carlson says SA & Qatar caught & arrested Israeli Mossad agents planning Bombings
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/2/26 at 8:46 pm to tide06
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I'm skeptical that Iranians were actually responsible for those launches
Then you're a fricking retard. They've literally made public excuses for doing it, then fricking keep on doing it.
re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/1/26 at 9:41 pm to antman123
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arabic
Persian. Important distinction.
re: Now that Maduro and Khamenei have been taken care of, it’s time for Trump to go after DPRK
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 9:49 pm to fitzgerald16
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I think the North Koreans would shell Seoul, not Pyongyang.
You'd think that, but the Iranians managed to blow up their own girl's school today. shite happens when you only have Chinese technology.
re: BREAKING: Khamenei is dead.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 9:32 pm to FLTech
Iranians celebrating in France at the same time that Macron is calling for a UN Security Council emergency meeting and accusing us of war crimes.
re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 8:55 am to udtiger
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This is the second time in months we've shredded their Chinese designed anti-air defenses. I doubt they see any humor in that
In the long run, this simple fact is more likely to create a running balance shift in global power, than the regime change in Iran.
The rest of the world now realizes that aligning with China no longer gives them ANY security.
re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 8:48 am to Mayhem3524
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soldier
Sailor
re: This is a "problem" with an engineering solution that is currently being solved.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/16/26 at 9:20 am to ChatGPT of LA
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China sure will
China is building coal-fired plants as fast as they can be constructed. Literally hundreds of them over the course of a decade. Cheaper and faster than building out NUCLEAR when you don't have to worry about pollution, even though it's nasty, and inferior in almost every way.
In the long term, they will build out nuclear, but right now they're using coal in a sprint to surpass the US economy.
re: Child rape is now punishable by death in Alabama under newly signed law
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/13/26 at 1:05 pm to lionward2014
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As much as I agree with the sentiment, this was already ruled unconstitutional by SCOTUS in Kennedy v. Louisiana.
Politicians love to pass these virtue signaling laws that end up being litigated and costing tax payers tons of money for no return on that money.
Yep, and April Weaver is the biggest virtue signaling count ever.
And while I'm fine with the pedos dying, frick her for wasting the state's time and money on this.
re: Pope Leo gives us a suggestion for our Lenten sacrifice. What do you think?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/13/26 at 12:49 pm to GumboPot
He's right, but Catholics are basically cultists, so I'm not sure I should listen to him.
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