Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 23073 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: The Coca Cola Company is being accused of discriminatory hiring practices
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/11/25 at 9:02 am to RocknRollAZ
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RocknRollAZ
Coke dissolves battery corrosion.
Just think what that does to your internal organs...
So does baking soda, retard.
Wait until you find out how corrosive oxygen is.
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re: Tucker Carlson guest - Camp Mystic flash flood tragedy caused by weather manipulation
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/11/25 at 8:27 am to Kjnstkmn
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is beyond dispute.
Goddamn, some of you people are fricking retarded.
re: Rand Paul is holding up the Senate vote fighting for the Hemp industry…….tonight!
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/10/25 at 7:24 pm to AncientTiger
Excellent.
frick the assholes who tacked that on.
frick the assholes who tacked that on.
re: Nike hires nonbinary FURRY to be face of ad campaign
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/10/25 at 1:00 pm to BoomerandSooner
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is tailored to the video gaming community.
Meh, it's probably the right strategy if that's their target demo for the shoes. It's not like you're going to sell gamers many gamer shoes by putting them on Mahomes.
It's a little different than Bud Light saying frick you to their target audience.
re: Trump threatens to sue the BBC for $1 billion - UPDATE 11/12: Trump has sued them
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/10/25 at 12:54 pm to hawgfaninc
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Trump BBC
:rotflmao:
re: Supposed "clean" CR
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/10/25 at 12:51 pm to LemmyLives
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The language was drafted in June.
And it has been blocked until now.
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But even CA did this prior:
To protect their state taxed MJ industry.
re: Ending govt shutdown delayed Rand Paul frustrated by Hemp provision in agriculture bill
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/10/25 at 10:30 am to cajunangelle
I hope he kills the goddamn bill.
Sneaking in the death of the hemp industry into a supposed "continuing resolution" is bullahit.
Sneaking in the death of the hemp industry into a supposed "continuing resolution" is bullahit.
re: Alabama and LSU won’t play again until 2028 (after they play in 26)
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/9/25 at 7:00 am to SummerOfGeorge
That sucks.
re: The last unranked team to beat Bama in BDS…
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/7/25 at 3:25 pm to PeleofAnalytics
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Bobby Bowden took down Alabama in 2007 although both teams vacated all their wins from that year.
He retired in 2009 so no rematch.
Kyle Whittengham beat him in the Sugar Bowl in 2009.
Stoops in 2013,
Harbaugh 2023.
That will be interesting trivia someday, honestly.
But I wonder if those schools will cling to it the way the Vols cling to Neyland's record against Bryant.
re: Auburn and the curse of Hickory Ground
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/2/25 at 9:44 pm to TTsTowel
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This is some ATPB level shite right here.
I’ll allow it.
In truth, this is better, but it's going to slide under the radar. 3 pages at best.
It needs Blue Tuna Tiger to connect the 57 Muscogee ghosts to Auburn recruiting violations or something.
Anyway, if this is true, you guys LITERALLY have a fountain on campus that y'all jump in for the very specific purpose of removing curses. Why the frick hasn't someone from the football side of the athletic department not gone and jumped in the damn thing?
re: Photos of Harvard Med School explosion suspects.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/2/25 at 8:59 am to loogaroo
fricking liberal white women.
One in crocs and one in pajama pants. :casty:
One in crocs and one in pajama pants. :casty:
re: Rand Paul wants you to be 70 before you can draw Social Security
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/1/25 at 3:59 pm to Hangover Haven
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It's my money, I worked for it... Welfare recipients get other people's money.
:rotflmao:
Jesus. Do none of you idiots know how this pyramid works?
re: Colorado sues to block Space Command HQ from moving to Alabama
Posted by Evolved Simian on 11/1/25 at 3:16 pm to MasterDigger
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If one pres can declare it to be in a place, then why wouldn't another pres be able to declare it to be in another place?
That's already happened. The HQ was awarded to Huntsville during Trump's first term. Biden killed that, despite Huntsville beating out Colorado Springs in every single metric used in military evaluations.
re: Is the MSM downplaying the NBA gambling scandal?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 10/26/25 at 3:39 pm to hogcard1964
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re: Nov 3rd going to be "steal from Walmart" day for the EBT crowd?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 10/26/25 at 9:35 am to Mile40Saskatchewan
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I can’t imagine living in a world where all of my friends were white
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Mile40Saskatchewan
bullshite. .
re: Nov 3rd going to be "steal from Walmart" day for the EBT crowd?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 10/26/25 at 9:32 am to LordSaintly
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Just remember that there are many black people who aren't like this.
Yeah. The ones who have assimilated into "white" American culture.
My neighborhood is half black. There is nothing culturally black American about it. It is high trust and low crime. My neighbors are awesome.
re: Nov 3rd going to be "steal from Walmart" day for the EBT crowd?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 10/26/25 at 9:26 am to Smeg
Black American culture is absolutely a failed culture. Black Africans who immigrate here find out quickly that they don't want to live in black neighborhoods.
re: Here’s the TRUTH about LSU football in my opinion
Posted by Evolved Simian on 10/26/25 at 8:49 am to BigSneezy
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Oh and one more thing. Fire your AD
This. He put the program in a ridiculous spot. Elevated the minor sports, which is wonderful, as long as you don't destroy the one that pays the bills.
The guy the hired before him should have been in jail for what he did at Duke, but instead he was in Baton Rouge signing buyouts for his own dumbass Ed O hire.
re: Talk about Bannon stating blankly that Trump will serve a 3rd term.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 10/23/25 at 9:28 pm to BayouBandit24
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The argument is that the 22nd Amendment ^ speaks to being elected president. So essentially, Trump would run as someone’s VP and then that person would step down after the election. Trump would then be president without being elected to the office of president again. Or something like that
That's just stupid. He can sit behind the curtain like Obama and Susan Rice. :cheers:
re: Talk about Bannon stating blankly that Trump will serve a 3rd term.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 10/23/25 at 9:22 pm to Odysseus32
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that is a no-go.
Of course it's a no-go. Unless the constitution is amended, this isn't even worth talking about.
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