Evolved Simian
Favorite team: | Alabama |
Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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Number of Posts: | 20307 |
Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
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re: Critical Race Theory
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/18/24 at 8:50 am
[quote]The trick is selling that crap to a nonracist, present-day audience. If the theorist tells my Black friends I'm a racist, they'll tell him to take a hike. So instead, he says I'm oblivious to the structural racism all around that props me up, and keeps others down. That way my friends can swa...
re: Ding Dong Ditch
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/18/24 at 7:25 am
[quote]Back when I was a youngster, we would occasionally play a game called Ding Dong Ditch. For those that don’t know how this works, basically you ring somebody’s doorbell, when you hear it go Ding Dong, then you run away (Ditch) before anybody can look through the peep hole or open the door to s...
re: Georgia Rep Mike Collins coming in from the top rope...
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/16/24 at 8:32 am
[quote]How is a Georgia representative connected to this incident that happened quite a while ago?
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One can only assume that he supports the killing of child rapists....
Georgia Rep Mike Collins coming in from the top rope...
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/16/24 at 8:29 am
[img]https://i.imgur.com/geq57W8.png[/img]...
re: Trooper Taylor’s son, Blaise, arrested for First Degree Murder
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 5:37 pm
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Are we sure this wasn't an attempted abortion gone massively wrong? Horrible regardless.
ETA: And for the downvoters that never actually address anything - poisoning isn't typically how men kill. But chemicals are indeed used to abort fetuses. Killing the kid could've been his intention....
re: Trooper Taylor’s son, Blaise, arrested for First Degree Murder
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 1:54 pm
[quote]Jade and Blaise had known each other since High School. [b]They were Prom dates.[/b]
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Are you sure about that? Blaise went to Auburn high school in Alabama all four years. Jade went to Little Rock Central in Arkansas. I don't think Blaise ever lived in Arkansas until he went to...
re: Trooper Taylor’s son, Blaise, arrested for First Degree Murder
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 1:46 pm
[quote]From the article, it almost sounds like it was a pretty young fetus[/quote]
She was 5 months pregnant....
re: Auburn dealing with Champion.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 1:32 pm
[quote]It wasn't a very lucrative contract back 22 yrs ago when it was executed. It was extended in 2018 and comes up for renewal again in 2025.
Bama certainly carried a lot more bargaining power in that 2018 extension and has leverage in the 2025 negotiations. The program is night and day differ...
re: Tide Football Thread in honor of TidalSurge
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 11:02 am
[quote]Milroe would not have to scan the whole fiel[/quote]
That's bound to help, but he's struggled a ton with accuracy as well, in the past....
re: Trooper Taylor’s son, Blaise, arrested for First Degree Murder
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 10:45 am
[quote]The actual definition of a piece of shite. May he rot in hell.[/quote]
I got angrier and angrier just reading the tributes on that obit. Does Tennessee still use the death penalty? I sure as frick hope so....
re: Trooper Taylor’s son, Blaise, arrested for First Degree Murder
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 10:30 am
[quote]I can't seem to find any images of the deceased or a description of any kind. When I search her name all I get are articles about a chick with the same name who murdered somebody.[/quote]
[img]https://d2mjvz2lqjkhe7.cloudfront.net/as/assets-mem-com/cmi/5/6/5/7/11187565/20230310_145844986_0...
re: Trooper Taylor’s son, Blaise, arrested for First Degree Murder
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/24 at 10:21 am
Damn, that's terrible....
re: What the frick is a “work husband?”
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/14/24 at 10:31 pm
[quote]new[/quote]
:lol:...
re: How long before the Democrat s start importing Haitian immigrants?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/14/24 at 10:29 pm
[quote]How long before the Democrat[/quote]
You're WAY behind the ball. Who the hell do you think all the illegals on the planes were?...
re: Tide Football Thread in honor of TidalSurge
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/24 at 7:11 pm
So, what does everyone think of the potential CFP revenue sharing plan?
We could have a deal in place this week. Sankey made it clear that the SEC has produced 40% of the playoff teams, and it looks as though we'll be getting somewhere between 25-30% in the new deal....
re: Tide Football Thread in honor of TidalSurge
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/24 at 6:48 pm
[quote]I wish a lot of fans could appreciate the culture and background of different people that they enjoy watching football instead of just caring about their ability to play ball. But I guess a lot of people will never give a shite and just want to cheer for the jerseys and not the people. God for...
re: Did y’all ever play Smear the Queer growing up?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/24 at 4:02 pm
[quote]crumple up a coke cup[/quote]
Is this how the poors play? We always used a football....
re: So the establishment GOP is quitting because they can’t cut SS and give money to Ukraine ?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/24 at 12:13 pm
[quote]So the establishment GOP is quitting because they can’t cut SS[/quote]
SS is the biggest goddamn scam ever perpetrated by a government. It shouldn't be cut, it should be eliminated.
Sounds like the GOPe is far more conservative than you. You can take your socialist pyramid scheme and ...
re: Mizzou Senior missing in Nashville
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/24 at 11:14 am
[quote]unless the friend meant they hadn't closed the tab yet, or that he just couldn't exit without losing his cover[/quote]
Or maybe the other frat brothers wouldn't let him go yet for some reason.
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re: Trev Alberts expected to be named Texas A&M AD
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/24 at 11:00 am
[quote]Was a really good analyst on ESPN 20 years ago.[/quote]
I remember him more as a football player. He was a freaking terror at Nebraska....
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