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re: 100% plausible poast by an Anon regarding Biden's disappearances from the trail lately. - Evolved Simian
[quote]Meds turn pressers into pissers.[/quote] Diarrhea is a more common side effect of Namenda than urine leakage....
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re: Covid infection rates are rising in every European nation except one. Can you guess which? - Evolved Simian
[quote]The US is the most obese country on the world. Sweden is 96th[/quote] If, by most, you mean 12th, then you are correct. Oh, and the top 11 all have lower death rates. ...
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re: TulaneLSU is the conscience of this board - Evolved Simian
[quote]LARPing a motherboy for ten years doesn’t make you a saint. [/quote] It's a good run. Buster Bluth only lasted half as long....
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re: Bama Football Megathread ~ New Projected Depth Chart - Evolved Simian
[quote]He didn’t have a spring and basically has only been practicing with the team since August. It blows my mind that people value recruiting rankings over what the coaches are seeing daily [/quote] Cobra speaks the truth....
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re: Bama Football Megathread ~ New Projected Depth Chart - Evolved Simian
[quote]It’s mind-blowing to me how someone’s birth year has that much weight in these decisions.[/quote] [quote]Hurts should have NEVER started over Tua [b]because he’s older[/b][/quote] Tua is 6 months older than Hurts. Come on people, if you're going to say stupid shit, don't make it that...
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be - Evolved Simian
[quote]thatguy45[/quote] How the hell can you leave off the Mothman?...
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re: Schumer tells the GOP to fill the new seat. - Evolved Simian
[quote]Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer · Feb 22, 2016 Attn GOP: Senate has confirmed 17 #SCOTUS justices in presidential election years. #DoYourJob[/quote] :lol:...
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re: Perception Debate: Are there more children of felons or non-felons? - Evolved Simian
[quote]The simple question is, are there more child under 18 in the US today who are the product of at least one felon parent than two non-felon parents? [/quote] I would guess no. [quote]What do you believe and why do you believe it? [/quote] 2.3 million incarcerated. 330 million in the...
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re: Is 61 pass attempts a lot to barely break 300 yards passing in the NFL? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Is 61 pass attempts a lot to barely break 300 yards passing in the NFL?[/quote] It is more than any other QB in the league would need. 34 QB's have thrown passes in the league this year. Burrow is dead last in yards per attempt. But he's all the way up to 25th in QBR and 25th in com...
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re: 50 Years later... USC vs Alabama.. the game that changed southern football? - Evolved Simian
[quote]The facts are wrong and the conclusions are wrong as well.[/quote] This is partially true. [quote]Vanderbilt, Auburn, Kentucky and Tennessee all had black football players years before UA[/quote] Also only partially true. Vanderbilt didn't have a black player at all. Auburn had not...
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re: Big one o playing football this year. - Evolved Simian
[quote]21 days following a COVID-19 positive diagnosis. [/quote] So, they're just saying "frick CDC guidance" now?...
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re: Three former Alabama players nominated for Pro Football Hall of Fame - Evolved Simian
[quote]his peak didn’t last too long[/quote] 5 consecutive seasons with 1,600+ yards and 16+ touchdowns. Unfortunately, the injuries started the season immediately after he set the NFL record for TDs. He broke his foot in the third game, and was plagued with injuries before leaving the league j...
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re: Sally - Moving towards Georgia - Potential for Significant Flooding - Evolved Simian
[quote]Mississippi, yes, the Landmass, 15 years Later, National Media... [/quote] I saw one a couple of days ago that warned of storm surge from Bay St. Louis, [b]LA[/b] to Pensacola....
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re: Bama beaches are going to need another massive rebuild... - Evolved Simian
[quote]Here's 4,300 sq ft with a pool listed for $641k. LINK[/quote] It's not on the water. There's a vacant lot behind it going for $1.2 mil. There's a wide range of prices there....
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re: “Transsexual Satanist anarchist” wins GOP primary with campaign slogan “F**k the police” - Evolved Simian
I've said for years that every voter should be required to pass a test on candidates, issues, and basic civics before being allowed into the booth. I meant it....
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re: Baw cuts down a tree in a residential neighborhood - Evolved Simian
[quote] Another example of in 2020 people think it’s cool to be a dumbass. [/quote] It happened in November 2019....
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re: Libs, how’s that boycott of Goya foods going? - Evolved Simian
I use the adobo seasoning on all kinds of stuff. Drank a can of guanabana juice this afternoon. ...
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re: Have you ever witnessed an act of racism? - Evolved Simian
[quote]You realize that almost all of those cities are in states with republican governors and state legislatures who meddle in the affairs of those cities....and they are also in a nation where the federal government also meddles in the cities business and is dominated by republicans[/quote] Hol...
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re: Have you ever witnessed an act of racism? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Was the poor brain dead bastard in a coma in 2015 when a gunman opened fire in a church full of black people in South Carolina because they were black???[/quote] Wait, you're fricking stupid enough to think his son witnessed that? ...
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