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Prerequisites for becoming HC at Texas A&M (help me)

Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:01 pm
Posted by General RL Bullard
Huntsville
Member since Aug 2018
964 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:01 pm
1. Gay

2. ???
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17734 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:02 pm to
Likes money.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32447 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:02 pm to
Alcoholic
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
14718 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:03 pm to


Weak
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

1. Gay

2. Feels like LSU is your Super Bowl

3. ???
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21274 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:03 pm to
The ability and willingness to suck up to wealthy boosters comes to mind.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21553 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:05 pm to
Cuck
Posted by LOLapi
Member since Sep 2023
318 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:06 pm to
Likes being irrelevant.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:08 pm to
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The ability and willingness to suck off wealthy boosters comes to mind.
To meld with #1
Posted by Humpy go Lucky
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2019
109 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:08 pm to
Must be a goober
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12965 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:08 pm to
2. Seeking retirement nest egg for yourself and your grandchildren.
Posted by bruintiger
nyny
Member since Jan 2007
431 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:15 pm to
very funny...
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
3690 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:17 pm to
Please provide an example of a “gay” hire at A&M, so we can fully understand your cleverness.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:19 pm to
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The ability and willingness to suck up to wealthy boosters comes to mind.

I’m going out on a limb and saying that’s SOP for most head coaches at Power Five conferences/schools.

Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35594 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:35 pm to
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Prerequisites for becoming HC at Texas A&M


And dumb-as-hell Houag says:

quote:

Weak













This place is gold.
Posted by Monsusta
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Member since Oct 2023
2838 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:38 pm to
#3 Must have and watch every episode of Hee Haw daily

Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25804 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:40 pm to
Can deliver 3 wins in September and another 3 the rest of the season.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
222 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:41 pm to
4) Decent coaching resume
5) No longer cares about winning- to cash in and retire in a few years
Posted by Burt Orangello
DFW
Member since Sep 2023
638 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:41 pm to
He must be completely okay with being average. No overachievers allowed.
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
4896 posts
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:45 pm to
Able to beat most of the non-con cupcakes.

*App state man still in the aggy stands smoking his cigar*
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