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understand that. I just think the amount paid is moronic. Kelly wasn’t worth the $90+ million/ten year contract he was offered initially. Kiffin isn’t worth what LSU is offering him.
I fully agree with all of that.
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So much cope, sadness, madness, tears over the last week from so many SEC jealous fans. The tears have been delicious. Please keep these posts up. Lane train coming into town
We’re actually doing you a favor and trying to tell you that you are living in delusion.
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Because my alma mater will be on the hook for Kelly’s $54 million (plus any additional add by the courts) and the insane paycheck for a coach who hasn’t done anything at the 4 colleges he has head coached, which will likely have an insane buyout that will dwarf Kelly’s, resulting in even more insanity after Kiffin is ultimately let go.
This is all the doing of LSU. No one is forcing LSU to sign these contracts.
A&M is actually paying an insane buyout that the university agreed to contractually?
These buyouts are not some buried legaleze that amount to hidden terms and deception. The buyout is a primary feature of the contract along with base salary, incentives and term.
re: How can LSU hire a new coach when they can't afford to pay their outgoing coach?
Posted by Mempho on 11/25/25 at 12:27 pm to PurpleHazed
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They are literally paying him his $800,000 every two weeks as per the contract..... Both sides want a lump sum settlement so it's over so he doesnt have to look for another job. God some people dont know how anything works
They WERE paying him because they put him on administrative leave while they witch-hunted him.
Then, the BOT voted for a for-cause termination on Friday…which means he should have received or be receiving his final termination check. That termination check will pay for the pay period elapsed since his last check plus any severance that the BOT “voluntarily” paid him.
I say “voluntarily” because the BOT has acted like he committed a major HR violation (see Bobby Petrino and Hugh Freeze as previous examples where a just, verifiable and major violation of policy/procedure occurred).
re: Am I the only one that thinks the longer the Kiffin thing goes, the better the chance OM
Posted by Mempho on 11/25/25 at 10:58 am to RaginAstros
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Florida is NOT in the picture.
LSU is the only safely eliminated option.
re: How can LSU hire a new coach when they can't afford to pay their outgoing coach?
Posted by Mempho on 11/25/25 at 10:56 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Look at this retard.
Napoleonic legaleze for inconvenient accountants.
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 10:01 pm to Darth_Vader
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I’d say that elaborate giant wall of text he posted indicates melting has already commenced.
That’s called “cope” and not “melt.”
re: When Is OM Official Cuckold Status Formalized?
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:56 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
An Aggie posting about cuckolds- shocker
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re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:47 pm to dawgdayafternoon
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You went out of your way to type all of this up originally.
It wasn’t hard- I just tried to come up with a reason ANY coach would take the LSU job after CBK.
After coming up empty, my only two options were that either Lane was actually stupid and this story.
Honestly, the only person I can think of that might take the LSU job- save stupidity- is Bobby Petrino.
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:42 pm to captdalton
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But… If it were it would be worth it to watch you bleed out here.
We’ll just take one for the team- what’s one more WAOM moment, after all?
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:30 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Several Ole Miss fans have said this. Wild that Ole Miss would potentially sabotage their best season ever just to delay the LSU coaching search by a week.
I was unaware that I had plagiarized any of my fellow Rebs. ??
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What an unreal post
AFAIK, it’s fiction. So, yes.
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:26 pm to Tigahs24Seven
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So, Ole Miss would allow this whole crazy game to be played, which could potentially uproot their entire successful season, and at the same time, OM would be forced to have to match or beat LSU's offer that would pay Lane Kiffin much more than he's getting paid right now.....just to teach LSU a lesson about shorting a bunch of multi millionaire lawyers???? Sounds like a whole lot of hoops to jump through to stand up for a jackass who didn't even know his player's own names, who wouldn't take phone calls from five star recruits if he was otherwise occupied and told them to make an appointment, who left practice whenever he felt like it, drank wine in his office, and who played four hundred rounds of golf in the last few years....besides, probably messing up a bit in the moral department. OM needs to play football and white knight for somebody else. Fired for cause is a thing...with a whole lot of witnesses in this case.. This is one stupid act of fiction.
I’ve yet to see a non-LSU fan support LSU’s actions against CBK. It’s considered slimy AF by most people not in Louisiana.
Here’s the deal, most of us believe that LSU deserves this treatment (even if it doesn’t get it).
Also- if Kiffin actually does go there, I’ll think very differently of him than if he left us for Florida.
Jorts are just not anywhere close to what LSU has done.
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I never let the facts get in the way of a good story so I will allow it. I would love to know how the story ends.
Much appreciated- we should all be having fun with this. Too much seriousness. Also, any time we can explicitly show how ludicrous and stupid it would be for any coach to sign at LSU, the better.
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:18 pm to mudshuvl05
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This is embarrassing, even for the slavemaster's wives. Yikes. I'm praying for ya'll.
Get a grip. It’s entertainment, man. I guess you’re from Harrison, though, hence the preoccupation with slavery.
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:15 pm to Tammany Tom
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Brian Kelly is represented by Trace Armstrong of the Athletes First Agency. Lane Kiffin is represented by Jimmy Sexton of the Creative Artist Agency.
My bad- he was at CAA for 15 years though.
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:10 pm to dawgdayafternoon
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I can’t believe someone would legitimately post something like this.
It’s fiction, I said…unless it’s not. That’s not what I’d term “legitimately post”….
re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time
Posted by Mempho on 11/24/25 at 9:08 pm to SidewalkTiger
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So basically Ole Miss is allowing Sexton to potentially derail your best season ever in exchange for BK getting his buyout. Wow.
In the original draft of my piece here, I had it in there that Kiffin signed the extension last week , the players had been told by Carter/Kiffin in a closed door team meeting and that Carters announcement that he was staying was just delayed to further the LSU fall.
I guess I should have kept that nugget during the (extremely brief) editing process.
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Here is the problem with this work of fiction. It would require the complete understanding of the school that employs Lane Kiffin. It doesn’t have the schools role. There needs to be more plot development on why would his employer agree to such a juvenile stunt. Also it doesn’t include Florida’s role. Why drag them into it? Your story is missing some very important details. It has some serious flaws. Don’t quit your day job.
I’m no Stephen King…but if I can entertain the board a little bit and cause some sleepless LSU nights in the process, I’ll consider this a raving success.
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Your screen name is spelled wrong. It’s spelled moron
I’m glad you are JUST NOW realizing that CBK’s agent and Jimmy Sexton are at the SAME firm.
Call me whatever you want- it means nothing to me.
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