
Monsusta
| Favorite team: | Texas |
| Location: | #1 Rant User 2023-24 |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Making aggy cry |
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| Number of Posts: | 3155 |
| Registered on: | 10/20/2023 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: The SEC has not been kind to Texas
Posted by Monsusta on 1/23/26 at 10:52 am to Wishbone85
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UTrans looked really good against David Bevell, Michael Hawkins, and John Mateer with a broken hand.
Excuses. Excuses.
OU fans always have excuses.
Typical inbred land thief.
re: The SEC has not been kind to Texas
Posted by Monsusta on 1/23/26 at 8:27 am to Wishbone85
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ark is only 3-2 vs OU so lets not act like he's Bob Stoops in this series okay.
I only referenced 2024 and 2025.
Deal with it fat boy.
re: The SEC has not been kind to Texas
Posted by Monsusta on 1/23/26 at 8:10 am to captainFid
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We don't mind if they want to go back to the middle12
Since Texas still has scoreboard on Alabama...I think we will just stay in the SEC.
:dude: :dude: :dude:
re: The SEC has not been kind to Texas
Posted by Monsusta on 1/23/26 at 8:02 am to Wishbone85
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The SEC has not been kind to Texas
Since moving to the SEC, Texas football has not been kind to OU football.
In SEC play, OU has not scored a TD against Texas.
34-3 2024
23-6 2025
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
re: Rember when Sark said this about undefeated national champions?
Posted by Monsusta on 1/20/26 at 11:54 am to AshleySchaeffer
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I don't know if we'll ever see an undefeated national champion again," Sarkisian said
It was an honest statement.
I think OP is just butthurt that Florida will never have a 10+ season ever in his/her lifetime.
re: Like whoa: Yet another aggy time loop
Posted by Monsusta on 1/17/26 at 11:25 am to Django Unchained
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This is just stupid. I’m embarrassed for you.
You have a lot of things to be embarrassed about as this jazz dance
is performed at every aggy football game and midnight cheer practice....

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What a historic season for the milkmen! 7-0 vs teams with a combined SEC record of 12-44! Elko has righted the ship to the tune of a blowout loss to Texas and losing to Miami at home while only scoring 3 points in their program's biggest game to date.
Historic season for the Aggies! Print the cups!
You forgot Texas kicking them out of the SEC title game
:dude: :dude: :dude:
re: Repairing College Football
Posted by Monsusta on 1/14/26 at 10:01 am to EastTXHorn
College football is fine.
Many of the games were fun to watch...including the playoffs.
Only complainers are fat, old, bald boomers shaking their fists at the sky.
:nana: :nana: :nana:
bet
Many of the games were fun to watch...including the playoffs.
Only complainers are fat, old, bald boomers shaking their fists at the sky.
:nana: :nana: :nana:
bet
My apologises to aggy if this offends you and your type....
Lingerie Football League

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Besides college football, what is your next favorite sport to follow?
Lingerie Football League

re: Hollywood Smothers rumors
Posted by Monsusta on 1/11/26 at 1:35 pm to LSUTigresFan
Texas landed Hollywood and now tops the portal rankings
re: Texas beat alabama in basketball, takes Cam Coleman, and takes Hollywood Smothers
Posted by Monsusta on 1/11/26 at 1:28 pm to crimsoncoded94
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And yet they sat at home while we beat their rivals in the playoffs.
Scoreboard
:dude: :dude: :dude:
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Are you now ashamed of Maroon?
Maroon is the color of vaginal discharge.
No wonder they prefer blackout.
Men should never wear maroon unless it is to promote OB-GYN and women's health.
re: Lane drinks girly coffee and has small hands.
Posted by Monsusta on 1/11/26 at 10:59 am to WildcatMike
Why would grown men be concerned about another man's coffee habits and hand size?
re: Sark NFL bound?
Posted by Monsusta on 1/9/26 at 10:46 am to Aggie in TN
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Sark
3-0 vs aggy.
I can see why aggy is anticipating his move to the NFL.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
re: Hey Texas
Posted by Monsusta on 1/8/26 at 12:56 pm to Wishbone85
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Bro the US border now ends at the Red River. How have you been able to avoid ICE this long?
Where do you get your smack talk from?
It is very lame and boring.
Oh that is right....you are from Oklahoma!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
re: Hey Texas
Posted by Monsusta on 1/8/26 at 12:49 pm to dallastiger55
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what is with OU fans posting every time a Texas guy goes in the portal? Thats an Aggie little brother move.
What else is there to do in Oklahoma...the armpit of America.
Bang their sisters is one.
State with the highest incest rate for sure.
re: Hey Texas
Posted by Monsusta on 1/8/26 at 12:45 pm to SoonerKA1999
Hahaha. I love it when spooners talk smacl.
Hey Spooner...when was the last time Blow-U scored a TD on Texas?
October of 2023
!Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hey Spooner...when was the last time Blow-U scored a TD on Texas?
October of 2023
!Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
re: Jordan Shipley hospitalized
Posted by Monsusta on 1/7/26 at 10:29 am to ColoradoAg
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Apparently he didn’t make the NFL? Surprised
Shipley was drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals in the third round of the 2010 NFL Draft and had 79 receptions for 858 yards and four touchdowns over three seasons with the Bengals, Jacksonville Jaguars and Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Aggy draggie is wearing their Longhorn Obsession cologne today.
Bwahahahahahahahah!

Bwahahahahahahahah!

At some major schools there are perhaps 2 to 3 "millionaire" football players.
OP sounds like a fat, old, grumpy boomer.
OP sounds like a fat, old, grumpy boomer.
re: Imagine losing to Indiana
Posted by Monsusta on 1/1/26 at 4:34 pm to Serraneaux
You mean Indiana....the #1 team in the FBS?
The Indiana with a Heisman QB?
The Indiana with a Heisman QB?
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