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re: Would 2012 LSU football have won the SEC if honey badger didn’t get suspended?
Posted by Putty on 4/23/24 at 8:43 am
[quote]Both losses were one possession Games.[/quote]
IMO, he probably accounted for a 6 point per game swing (returns, turnovers, sacks, passes defended, tackles, and, of course, defensive scores). Insane how big his impact on the game was. I'd like to see some sophisticated better's individua...
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re: What's the deal with guys who go in the stall to urinate?
Posted by Putty on 4/23/24 at 8:38 am
[quote]Tired of you latent homosexuals checking out my cock. frick off[/quote]
Beauty should be shared with the world, man....
re: What's the deal with guys who go in the stall to urinate?
Posted by Putty on 4/23/24 at 8:35 am
[quote]What's the deal with guys who go in the stall to urinate?[/quote]
small peepee
Better question: What's the deal with grown men who pull their pants down to their ankles at the urinal like a 2 year old?...
re: Why does the Biden admin want all this chaos?
Posted by Putty on 4/15/24 at 12:59 pm
[quote]Why does the Biden admin want all this chaos?[/quote]
because he is:
1. crooked
2. compromised
3. a moron
4. incompetent
5. oblivious
the list goes on...
re: I just had to sign a waiver: no crawfish boil in my hotel room
Posted by Putty on 4/5/24 at 8:39 am
[quote]At the Grand Hotel in Point Clear, ALABAMA, [/quote]
They also have a sign at the hot tub asking you not to use it if you have explosive diarrhea....
re: I just had to sign a waiver: no crawfish boil in my hotel room
Posted by Putty on 4/5/24 at 8:38 am
[quote] no crawfish boil in my hotel room[/quote]
I'm sorry....I thought this was AMERICA!...
re: Bring Us Your Memes Thread
Posted by Putty on 4/5/24 at 8:29 am
[quote][img]https://media.breitbart.com/media/2024/04/image-33-e1712248855494-1-640x480.png[/img]
Reichstag 911[/quote]...
re: Childhood Mischief & Pranks - Fess Up
Posted by Putty on 4/2/24 at 12:35 pm
[quote]I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all t...
re: When will dumb arse Congress address Squatters?
Posted by Putty on 3/26/24 at 7:53 am
[quote]Squatters are more of a state thing.[/quote]
This. Congress needs to stay the frick out of state governance. We need less, not more, federal involvement....
re: Has any show gotten so much better after a character left than better call saul
Posted by Putty on 3/21/24 at 12:10 pm
Howard Hamlin really got a raw deal. Turns out, he was not quite the dick Jimmy thought he was....
re: Louisiana History
Posted by Putty on 3/21/24 at 8:51 am
[quote]The state of Louisiana only cost $15 million. [/quote]
That's the cost of the Louisiana Purchase...the "state of Louisiana" was about 5% of the Louisiana purchase, and a large portion of the current state was not included....
re: Taking a felon out to a gun range
Posted by Putty on 3/20/24 at 2:06 pm
[quote]I’m debating if I should go or not. [/quote]
Well, that all depends? What date are you planning on going and what's the address?...
re: Little Rock Airport Executive Director Injured After Shootout with ATF (Update - now dead)
Posted by Putty on 3/20/24 at 9:25 am
[quote]IF this is the scenario, "shootout" is a bad terminology to use.
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It's inaccurate, sure, but it's a [u]great[/u] term to use if you're trying to make the guy who was raided look like more of a baddie. ...
re: Rhetorical figures: what is your favorite bdelygmia?
Posted by Putty on 3/15/24 at 9:45 am
[quote]what is your favorite bdelygmia?[/quote]
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! ... No go away, before I taunt you a second time.
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re: Which one of you guys busted a date with this well dressed young lady?
Posted by Putty on 3/15/24 at 9:37 am
[quote]Which one of you guys busted a date with this well dressed young lady?[/quote]
[img]https://y.yarn.co/afe92dec-e018-44ff-9af0-a28122d73309_text.gif[/img]...
re: Drove 6 hours this morning to see star ship launch
Posted by Putty on 3/14/24 at 3:36 pm
Hah, nerd!...
re: If you had to kill a gator with your bare hands, how would you do it?
Posted by Putty on 3/14/24 at 3:32 pm
smash a gator egg...
re: "Weed Rats" partying at NOPD HQ
Posted by Putty on 3/13/24 at 1:24 pm
[quote]"The rats are eating our marijuana. They're all high,"[/quote]
This is the Ratatouille origin story....
re: Why do you baws get in the electronic buggies at Walmart?
Posted by Putty on 3/11/24 at 8:56 am
[quote]There are no fat people on the OT.[/quote]
correction: there are no fat men on the OT...
re: Best example of “white people problems”?
Posted by Putty on 3/11/24 at 8:51 am
[quote]Best example of “white people problems”?[/quote]
My lender wants me to send last 3 years of my individual and business tax returns even though they've already got them on file from the last 5 transactions....
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