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To be clear: consensus on this board is that Kiffin will have ZERO success at LSU,correct?

Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:05 am
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12310 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:05 am
Just want to make sure that everyone is on the same page about the board’s overwhelming belief that Kiffin will win nothing at LSU, barely win any games, won’t make the playoffs ever, and generally will go crazy and need to be institutionalized once he falls on his face.

LSU has NO SHOT with this guy at the helm.


Does that about cover it?
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32411 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:11 am to
You seem really insecure

Is everything ok baw?
Posted by bamalee
Member since Jan 2009
1352 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:12 am to
Kiffin is a complete crackhead, has been every where he has been, even at ole miss, at USC, UTee, even at Bama. You guys might win some games but he will blow it up. Just who he is, He is a vanity play caller as OC and he has that same Vanity HC. Just watch and see.
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 7:14 am
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12310 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:13 am to
Man, wish we would have stuck with Kelly.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15195 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:16 am to
Doesn't help that he is creating a shite ton of drama and distractions for his team, just days before kickoff of the season.

Joey Freshwater was trying to make a decent pot of Gumbo, then pissed in it right before serving it up to the fans.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27941 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:18 am to
quote:

Joey Freshwater was trying to make a decent pot of Gumbo, then pissed in it right before serving it up to the fans.


He may have pissed in y’all’s gumbo, not LSU’s.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
20148 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:21 am to
Who has said that?

He’ll probably have some success, maybe even get LSU to the playoffs, before he leaves for another job or is fired because he is accused of sexual harassment or stealing shopping carts or beastiality. The only thing we can be sure of is that it will be outlandish and distracting.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37440 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:22 am to
Nobody is saying this.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15643 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:29 am to
quote:

he leaves for another job


What job?

Doesn’t everyone believe he has no morals, no integrity, no respect for rules, etc?
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9303 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:32 am to
No, that's far from the consensus, in fact it's the opposite.

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Posted by LSUBALLER on 8/28/26 at 3:08 pm to Trumansfangs

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This is why I can’t see Lane ever losing a game at LSU. Ever



He won't. That's the general consensus among the vast majority of respectable and reputable posters on this board.

Example :

Posted by UtahCajun on 7/21/26 at 9:15 am to Trumansfangs
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"For LSU, we have Kiffin now. There will be zero losses until he decides to retire."


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There you go...LSU will never lose a game with The God Lane Kiffin as coach. Undefeated in perpetuity ! LSU National Champs forever !!!!!!
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15195 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:34 am to
quote:

He may have pissed in y’all’s gumbo, not LSU’s.
Tell that to the players who are just finishing up Fall camp.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
39512 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:40 am to
quote:

consensus
Pretty sure you don't know what that word means.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15661 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:44 am to
Pretty sure!
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
2447 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:44 am to
We got receipts baw dont worry.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
9017 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Is this "success" in the room with you right now?
Posted by geauxcoco
Greenville, SC
Member since Apr 2007
13133 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:53 am to
It’s all a shite ton of wish casting, can you blame them? They’re scared as shite about the Lane train.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
4316 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:59 am to
Depends on who you ask, all the lsu fans think he’s going to be saban jr and win tons of titles so if my only options are this board’s commentary then yeah I’d choose zero success over next nick saban. I can’t give some pill popping yoga boy saban praise before he’s done anything of significance
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 8:01 am
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27941 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 8:02 am to
quote:

He may have pissed in y’all’s gumbo, not LSU’s.
Tell that to the players who are just finishing up Fall camp.


Well now you're moving the goal posts.

Initially you said Kiffin pissed in the fans' gumbo, but now you're saying it's the players who just finished fall camp.

You're going to pieces and it sounds like early onset Kiffin Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
8324 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 8:03 am to
quote:

To be clear: consensus on this board is that Kiffin will have ZERO success at LSU,correct?


I don’t think this is accurate. I do however think the general consensus is that only pussies obsess over the opinions of others like this.
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
3492 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 8:09 am to
He will win some games, probably make the playoff a few times. Doubt he wins a natty. Don’t think he’s disciplined enough.

One thing I feel pretty confident on is that when shite hits the fan, and it will, it’s going to be a hell of a ride.
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