greygoose
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
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| Interests: | Knitting, Tequila, Photography, Chicken Fighting |
| Occupation: | Mop boy at an adult theater |
| Number of Posts: | 14344 |
| Registered on: | 8/16/2013 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Biggest sign someone has low IQ
Posted by greygoose on 12/27/25 at 3:13 pm to ClemsonKitten
quote:Even better, they tattoo that shite on their body. The really smart ones have it put where they can't read it without a mirror.
They wear clothes with dumb word of affirmation quotes and have that shvt posted everywhere
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re: Are all HR departments out there complete dog shite?
Posted by greygoose on 12/27/25 at 7:39 am to BowDownToLSU
quote:I would have updated my resume at that point, and started looking for another job!
this happened to me but it was dental. My wife had to have some dental work done , I had renewed my insurance at the open enrollment. My wife calls me and tells me that she’s not insured. I go to HR lady, she says “ Well you didn’t list her”. I had her pull the files. Turns out I did list her. HR lady says “ oops we all make mistakes “. I was livid I go to upper management, nothing could be done My direct supervisor got involved helping me and then we got a call from management department head , if we didn’t drop it we would both be terminated. I had to come out of pocket 2k
Or, contact a good employment lawyer ESPECIALLY if the dental insurance was being deducted from your pay. Getting fired may have resulted in a very big windfall for you!
You must live near a bunch of illegals.
quote:Imagine you are the company custodian, and this hits your lap.
averaging about $443,000 per worker spread over five years.
Damn
Is my math correct? $440,000 per employee?
Isuzu with the little diesel engine.
One day Atlas will shrug, and all Hell will break lose.
Went to my GF's family Christmas. Her dumbass sister wanted to get more sauced up, but didn't want the kids to see her hitting on all the other dudes in the house, so she attempted to get her kids to bed early with the old line about Santa not coming until they go to sleep. Better judgement, and the thought of her fatass trying to rub up on my junk got the better of me, so I stood up, stretched, and announced that Santa wasn't real. 3 y/o teared up a little, drunk mom slurred some insult, and effeminate dad got a little riled up. Didn't look really mad, clearly putting on a show for the fam audience. Pretty sure he is one of those guys, living the lie, and too afraid to come out of the closet. He had the weird combination of trying to look offended and sexually aroused at the same time.
Ended up walking out to the car with GF in tow, and loudly inviting the party to join me at Waffle House for some strong coffee, scatter covered and smothered, and some recreation in the parking lot. All in all, pretty good Christmas in Louisiana!
Ended up walking out to the car with GF in tow, and loudly inviting the party to join me at Waffle House for some strong coffee, scatter covered and smothered, and some recreation in the parking lot. All in all, pretty good Christmas in Louisiana!
I put your mom in a banana spilt, so I guess it was her.
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Who was your first wrestling crush?
re: Sister’s jackass boyfriend just told my kids Santa isn’t real
Posted by greygoose on 12/24/25 at 10:43 pm to TheTigress
Some people have never had a good, old fashioned, arse-whooping. Sooner or later, they get to experience that, and they end up better for it. Here's to hoping someone there, taught this douche a valuable life lesson.
re: If Alberta wanted to become a 51st state, would you take them?
Posted by greygoose on 12/24/25 at 10:36 pm to Bestbank Tiger
quote:Ummm... that kinda sounds like two teams from San Francisco.
It would be really awesome if they joined the US, and the next two years the Oilers and Flames
4D Chess again? When will he stop? :lol:
re: Cam Newton talks about the 180,000.00 payday. Allegedly
Posted by greygoose on 12/24/25 at 8:43 pm to BrockersFG
quote:In the Spring after winning the Heisman and Natty, Cam, Bo, and Pat had an autograph signing event in Huntsville. I had the foresight to think "When's the next time all of Auburn's Heisman Trophy winners will be at the same place, and do autographs?" Me, the wife and daughter took the trip that Saturday to North Alabama. Got to meet all of them, but two things stook out that I will never forget. My daughter was 5 and Bo gave all his attention to her. Both with line of people wanting his autograph and the group pic with Cam and Pat. The other was the group pic. All three trophy winners, me and my kid, behind the trophy. Took the pic, went to exit the tent we were in, and was greeted at the exit by Cam's dad and mom. Two of the most gracious people! I was just in the presence of athletic greatness, and his dad just couldn't say "Thank you" enough! He reached for my hand to shake and you could feel the gratitude in his voice, and in his eyes.
Money allegedly went to his pops, not Cam.
Daddy didn’t trust him with a car
Then there was the one on one autograph line. When it came to Cam, you could tell he was tired of signing his name for hours. He didn't look up when it was my turn at his table, then he accidently marked his fingernail with the marker he was using, and was rubbing the ink off. I spoke to him, don't even remember what I said, but I do remember how he replied. He didn't hear me, but his reply told me volumes about how he was raised. "I;m sorry, Sir, what was that?" And ended with "Thank you, Sir".
Decades apart in age, obvious cultural differences, but both of us raised in the same manner. Served him well, and served me well.
re: Alabama +7 seems like easiest money ever
Posted by greygoose on 12/24/25 at 7:39 pm to Hilonghorn9
quote:Heisman-winning QB isn't playing? First I've heard of this!
Indiana’s best player is out
[quote]Are people not hammering this line?[quote] I'm sure the dumb money is. Sharks will come out gameday.
re: How do some think an HVAC thermostat controls the temperature of the air blowing out?
Posted by greygoose on 12/23/25 at 9:11 pm to LSUTANGERINE
quote:So......you've been introduced to women? Congrats!
I’ve come across quite a few morons through the years who think the lower you set the thermostat the colder the air is coming out of the vents.
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Omaha Steaks
quote:You did yourself a favor. That's overpriced, horsemeat. Go to Sam's. Costco, Aldi, or Publix and find better quality meat.
I promptly cancelled the whole thing.
quote::cheers: I wonder how much the rating fell off at halftime. I know I turned the channel.
Yeah..that's the reason.
re: How does a team that beat Georgia at home be an automatic L against Indiana
Posted by greygoose on 12/23/25 at 6:42 pm to ClemsonKitten
I was listening to McElroy & Cubelic yesterday, and McElroy put it pretty succinctly. Indiana has no warts. They play sound football in every facet of the game. I watched them beat Oregon on their field, and didn't watch them again until they played Ohio State in the conference championship. The Hoosiers are very legit. Alabama had better play a perfect game if they are going to beat this team. IU isn't going to self destruct like OK.
re: My experience in an emergency room awhile back
Posted by greygoose on 12/23/25 at 4:38 pm to Crappieman
quote:While that sounds like a great idea, it can't happen. Federal law says an ER cannot turn someone away due to inability to pay. That's exactly why illegals and deadbeats go to the ER. They know they will be treated. They will end up getting a bill and it will go straight to the trash. Hospital just ends up eating because suing an illegal or someone without a pot to piss in, just makes the hospital spend more money they will never get back.
Everyone visiting an ER should have to pay $75 cash up front, before being seen unless it's a life threating emergency/condition.
That $75 upfront fee will stop a lot of people from using the ER for non-emergency care.
re: 4 head coach hires Michigan still must avoid at all costs
Posted by greygoose on 12/23/25 at 1:55 pm to parrothead
quote:Brother Freeze is available.
I hear Mike Shula is free.
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