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Prerequisites for becoming HC at Texas A&M (help me)
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:01 pm
1. Gay
2. ???
2. ???
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:03 pm to General RL Bullard
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1. Gay
2. Feels like LSU is your Super Bowl
3. ???
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:03 pm to General RL Bullard
The ability and willingness to suck up to wealthy boosters comes to mind.
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:08 pm to LRB1967
quote:To meld with #1
The ability and willingness to suck off wealthy boosters comes to mind.
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:08 pm to General RL Bullard
Must be a goober
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:08 pm to General RL Bullard
2. Seeking retirement nest egg for yourself and your grandchildren.
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:17 pm to General RL Bullard
Please provide an example of a “gay” hire at A&M, so we can fully understand your cleverness.
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:19 pm to LRB1967
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The ability and willingness to suck up to wealthy boosters comes to mind.
I’m going out on a limb and saying that’s SOP for most head coaches at Power Five conferences/schools.

Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:35 pm to Houag80
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Prerequisites for becoming HC at Texas A&M
And dumb-as-hell Houag says:
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Weak
This place is gold.
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:38 pm to General RL Bullard
#3 Must have and watch every episode of Hee Haw daily
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:40 pm to General RL Bullard
Can deliver 3 wins in September and another 3 the rest of the season.
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:41 pm to General RL Bullard
4) Decent coaching resume
5) No longer cares about winning- to cash in and retire in a few years
5) No longer cares about winning- to cash in and retire in a few years
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:41 pm to General RL Bullard
He must be completely okay with being average. No overachievers allowed.
Posted on 11/12/23 at 12:45 pm to Burt Orangello
Able to beat most of the non-con cupcakes.
*App state man still in the aggy stands smoking his cigar*
*App state man still in the aggy stands smoking his cigar*
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