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SEC Redneck/White Trash/Hillbilly Ranking
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:35 pm
I've always thought that all of the SEC fanbases were broken down into three distinct categories. Redneck, White Trash, and Hillbilly. This is how I would rank those fanbases from "most" to "least" in each of their specific categories.
Redneck:
1. Alabama
2. Georgia
3. Miss. State
4. South Carolina
5. Auburn
6. Ole Miss
7. A&M
White Trash:
1. Florida
2. LSU
3. Missouri
Hillbilly:
1. Tennessee
2. Kentucky
3. Arkansas
Vanderbilt fans don't fall in any of these categories. Where does Texas and OU fit in?
Redneck:
1. Alabama
2. Georgia
3. Miss. State
4. South Carolina
5. Auburn
6. Ole Miss
7. A&M
White Trash:
1. Florida
2. LSU
3. Missouri
Hillbilly:
1. Tennessee
2. Kentucky
3. Arkansas
Vanderbilt fans don't fall in any of these categories. Where does Texas and OU fit in?
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Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:36 pm to gamecockman12
Missouri isn't white trash. Arkansas is though
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:38 pm to gamecockman12
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:39 pm to gamecockman12
Thank you for categorizing some of the remaining non-cancellable ethnic slurs allowed these days, my kraut-mick friend.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:41 pm to gamecockman12
A&M and Missouri need their own category, they don't really fit in these.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:42 pm to gamecockman12
Only about 1/3 of Kentucky would consider itself hillbilly. The rest of us are southern gents and ladies. Unlike most of you.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:47 pm to gamecockman12
Tennessee actually checks all 3 boxes,
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:48 pm to gamecockman12
Ehh I really don’t think I have any hillbilly or white trash in me. Maybe a smidge of redneck when extra special super pissed but that’s it.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 1:56 pm to gamecockman12
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Hillbilly:
1. Tennessee
2. Kentucky
3. Arkansas
Seems hillbilly should be at the top, do rednecks or white trash make good corn likker?
Posted on 6/21/23 at 2:09 pm to gamecockman12
Redneck is a compliment, white trash an insult, not sure about hillbilly.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 2:12 pm to gamecockman12
Everyone knows what a chicken coop looks and smells like...I'd say South Carolina fans fulfill all three categories.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 2:20 pm to gamecockman12
The true hillbilly country in the SEC is limited to eastern Tennessee, eastern Kentucky, northeastern Alabama, and northern Georgia. The rest is a mixture of rednecks and white trash. Rednecks and white trash are virtually the same thing, although the ones you find in Florida are a different breed that give off that energy drink & crack vibe.
There's also a contingent, albeit small, of the Vandy fanbase in Mid TN that falls in the redneck category. You can tell just by looking at the two whistlers upon first glance
There's also a contingent, albeit small, of the Vandy fanbase in Mid TN that falls in the redneck category. You can tell just by looking at the two whistlers upon first glance
Posted on 6/21/23 at 3:41 pm to gamecockman12
Please enter us under the Redneck column.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 4:06 pm to gamecockman12
Hillbilly - one who resides or resided in them thar hills
1) Kentucky (Harlan/Clay Co) Baws
2) NWA Baws
3) Eastern Tenner Baws
4) NE Gumpians
5) NW Jawjians
White Trash- One who has no qualm about livin n dyin poor and dirty.
1) Southeastern Mizzou
2) Southwestern Mizzou
3) South central Mizzou
4) Central Mizzou
5) LSU fans who live on dirt
6) Central Mississippi
7) SE Mississippi
8) West Tenner
9) East Arkansas
10) Uneducated Gumps (WM fans)
Redneck - One who shows disdain for culture and upbringin
1) Oklahoma - all of it
2) Auburn Baws
3) State Baws
4) East Texas
5) Educated Gumps (graduates)
6) Uneducated Jawja
7) SW Arkansas baws
8) Florida panhandlers
Everyone else has their own ethnic group. Corndogs, Jortfolk, Cult memebers, Cackalacky's and Grovers
1) Kentucky (Harlan/Clay Co) Baws
2) NWA Baws
3) Eastern Tenner Baws
4) NE Gumpians
5) NW Jawjians
White Trash- One who has no qualm about livin n dyin poor and dirty.
1) Southeastern Mizzou
2) Southwestern Mizzou
3) South central Mizzou
4) Central Mizzou
5) LSU fans who live on dirt
6) Central Mississippi
7) SE Mississippi
8) West Tenner
9) East Arkansas
10) Uneducated Gumps (WM fans)
Redneck - One who shows disdain for culture and upbringin
1) Oklahoma - all of it
2) Auburn Baws
3) State Baws
4) East Texas
5) Educated Gumps (graduates)
6) Uneducated Jawja
7) SW Arkansas baws
8) Florida panhandlers
Everyone else has their own ethnic group. Corndogs, Jortfolk, Cult memebers, Cackalacky's and Grovers
Posted on 6/21/23 at 4:15 pm to gamecockman12
Arkansas is a split of the 3 categories:
South Arkansas- redneck
NW- hillbilly
East- white trash meth heads
ETA: and honestly NW Arkansas is turning into soyboy transplant land more and more by the day. Like a little gay miniature version of Nashville
South Arkansas- redneck
NW- hillbilly
East- white trash meth heads
ETA: and honestly NW Arkansas is turning into soyboy transplant land more and more by the day. Like a little gay miniature version of Nashville
This post was edited on 6/21/23 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 6/21/23 at 4:16 pm to gamecockman12
I don’t think you understand what any of these things are based on your rankings. It’s like you posted headings, then threw teams randomly in there.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 4:51 pm to gamecockman12
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I've always thought that all of the SEC fanbases were broken down into three distinct categories. Redneck, White Trash, and Hillbilly. This is how I would rank those fanbases from "most" to "least" in each of their specific categories.
I honestly get, yet disagree, with why this topic got so many down-votes. It's a good question. I've worked everyone of these states. This topic can hook me in all night.
Let's take Louisiana. And let's talk about ol' boys doing good. You get very rural in Louisiana, and the first thing you'll see is very, very nice houses next to crawfish farms. Which are pretty much rice paddies growing ditch bugs. No shame on them boys - they're making good money.
Good on the Cajuns. Plus, they're always nice, at least to my Kentucky arse, in the bars and the job-sites. Mad props to Louisiana.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 5:24 pm to gamecockman12
I was one of the fortunate ones to be from a city, even though Columbia is small and I also didn’t get the accent. Some of that might have to do with my mom being from Ohio.
But I’m 35 and have lived in SC my entire life and even to this day I feel out of place in small towns like say Pendleton, Elgin, etc.
Happy to say I don’t fit any of the categories. Anyone proud of any of them is strange af.
But I’m 35 and have lived in SC my entire life and even to this day I feel out of place in small towns like say Pendleton, Elgin, etc.
Happy to say I don’t fit any of the categories. Anyone proud of any of them is strange af.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 5:58 pm to gamecockman12
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Arkansas
479 - hillbilly (outside of the faggs in Washington & Benton counties)
501 - white trash
870 - redneck
This post was edited on 6/21/23 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 6/21/23 at 6:44 pm to gamecockman12
Hmmm- South Carolina not ranked. Glaring omission.
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