Favorite team:Harvard 
Location:Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Biography:I Am Born
Interests:Southern Food and Fans
Occupation:Polyphasic Sleeper
Number of Posts:60706
Registered on:4/10/2012
Online Status:Not Online

Recent Posts

Message

re: Texas A&M Meat Judging Team

Posted by Cheese Grits on 12/12/25 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

Texas A&M Meat Judging Team


Not as gay as the nutless, queer, steer band


quote:

I hadn’t been drinking


Catholic
Many kids

My guess of the probability of this statement being true is near zero.
quote:

you are doing the Lord's work?


Bunny Foo Foo

Scooping up the field mice,
And bopping them on the head.
There are just 2 destination jobs in SEC sports

Alabama football coach
Kentucky basketball coach

If it helps this quote is from the 1970's (maybe) and still resonates today in Kentucky basketball and can also be applied to Alabama football.

They had it before you, they had it during you, they’ll have it when you’re gone.”

Al McGuire, who coached Marquette to a national title in 1977, uttered that line decades ago, but its resonance has only grown. You either understand it at its face or I could explain it to you for hours and you would never accept or understand it.
quote:

I am sending my mom to you if my dad passes first.


OK, but she has to be single, and love to mingle!

As for you, I get some kitty time in the deal. Both OC and New Kitty.
Just have her become part of my ever growing harem
"Grandpa had the biggest smile"

Unlike other diodes of the earlier age, this one was lectrified! Once grandma found that out her frown turned upside down and she got a big ole wide on.

(allegedly)

Dores got hosed!

Posted by Cheese Grits on 12/11/25 at 7:25 pm
#1 B1G / Indiana (13-0)
#2 B1G / Ohio State (12-1)
#3 SEC / Georgia
#4 B12 / Texas Tech
#5 B1G / Oregon (11-1)
#6 SEC / Mississippi (11-1)
#7 SEC / Texas A&M (11-1)
#8 SEC / Oklahoma (10-2)
#9 SEC / Alabama (10-3)
#10 ACC / Miami (10-2)
#11 AC / Tulane (10-2) = spanked by Rebs and Roadrunners
#12 SB / James Madison (12-1) but played a Division II schedule

#14 SEC . Vanderbilt (10-2) = best record in about a century with losses to Alabama and Utx. Should be ahead offbeat least 2 teams that got in and possibly more. CFP jobbed Sooners & Tide, making them play each other in the first round.
quote:

Hope you are well.


Any day this side of the dirt is a good day!

You going t games in the new baseball stadium?

(I hate no party in the back lot and and no sneaking in from the neighborhood at the old park.

:banghead:
quote:

She looks exactly like I expected her to look like.


A black tran in a wheelchair with Bud longneck in one hand and a Marlboro Red in the other?


That is how I pictured her.

re: SEC Playoff and Bowl Games

Posted by Cheese Grits on 12/11/25 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

I’m proud of Vandy for going to a bowl to play a good team without whining and running home like crybaby Notre Dame.


:usa: :usa:
quote:

I sent Livvy Dunne a picture of my penis but she didn’t respond.


I send Martha Stewart a picture of my junk, but she told me it was not the wood she was looking for. Did I do it wrong?




I got it from my Jewish friend, Wang. (dude with camera)



re: An Evening With Cheese Grits

Posted by Cheese Grits on 12/10/25 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

We also somehow took brass out of contemporary music and never recovered


The tragedy of epic proportions that todays kids have no clue about

:BIGassCASTY:

:banghead: :banghead:
quote:

My IQ is almost 3 digits.


Mine is just the number 3

But it is a magic number
Good guitar licks
Good lyrics
Good back beat

:cheers:
quote:

Have you ever posted a picture of yourself naked?


Nope, now getting nekkid, running in the woods, and howling at the moon is another way to go.
Nice as I am here, hard to believe I could be nicer anywhere else.

I am not aware of ever being banned from another website.