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Favorite team:Harvard 
Location:Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Biography:I Am Born
Interests:Southern Food and Fans
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Registered on:4/10/2012
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re: Remembering the ones we lost: Pio edition

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/10/25 at 9:46 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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re: Sure are a lot of chem trails in the sky this morning

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/10/25 at 4:51 am to TigerLunatik
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Sure are a lot of chem trails in the sky this morning


Chem Trails or lines of cocaine in the sky?





Q : How can you tell where the DeLorean is on the road?


A: It is the one following the white line!


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re: Coming clean on all my alts through the years, since Chicken has given me my final warning

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/10/25 at 4:45 am to 3down10
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I have a hard enough time being me.


:LSUkige:
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re: Remembering the ones we lost: Pio edition

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/8/25 at 10:34 pm to Lexag
quote:
He’s alive.


Zombies are the undead, not sure that is the same as alive
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re: Remembering the ones we lost: Pio edition

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/8/25 at 10:33 pm to FootballFrenzy
Team LewMinatti > Team Bunchie

TRUTH.
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re: Thoughts on Kentucky

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/8/25 at 10:08 pm to Lt. Columbo
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we are making Kentucky look like world beaters


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re: Petition 2 Admins

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/8/25 at 10:06 pm to Rebelgator
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Rebelgator


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re: Amy Schumer puts New Orleans home up for sale for 1.25

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/5/25 at 12:55 pm to threedog79
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Obviously to have folks pay to keep her clothes on, correct?


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re: Amy Schumer puts New Orleans home up for sale for 1.25

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/5/25 at 6:00 am to MrLSU
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Amy Schumer puts New Orleans home up for sale for 1.25


I offer 3.50 if she strips "butt nekkid" for a charity event to benefit the long term residents of NOLA.
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re: Kroger is a magnet for the low IQ shopper.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/5/25 at 5:58 am to kywildcatfanone
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You think this is a Kroger only problem?


Piggly Wiggly in Danville is low tech, they still use humans.
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re: Peaches and peaches. Peaches for free.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/5/25 at 5:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I learned something new on the InterWebz this morning.

Not sure exactly what I learned, but this is what popped up when I GooglieMoogli'ed "peach fuzz"



As it "appears" to be a form of music, I will defer to the wizards on here to explain the said music.

My best guess for the "head" on the Left is a hand puppet for masturbation
My best guess for the "head" on the Right is a dude (probably a tran)


TiA
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re: Slightly overweight and slightly non-attractive women

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/5/25 at 1:46 am to Rohan Gravy
All women are attractive.

The heavier a woman, the more gravity she has to work with.

In the known universe, there are 4 forces:
Gravity
The Weak Force
Electromagnetism
The Strong Force

In my youth my book larn'in allowed me to write a well received paper on gravity waves and their ability to bend light in the grand scheme of the universe. In order to not watch your eyes glaze over, followed by drooling sleep, view this short video and the gravitational power of pussy on the known universe.

Enjoy.

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re: The 3 P's of greatness

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/5/25 at 12:30 am to RockinDood
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Potatoes
Potatoes
And …


Apparently in Louisiana "Deviled Eggs" start with P and end in S.



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re: Kroger is a magnet for the low IQ shopper.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/5/25 at 12:21 am to UKWildcats
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We play at Kroger Field baws. There's a reason why


Kroger is based in Cincinnati and the former CEO was a UK alumni

Founded in 1883 it is the largest grocer in the US (Was Mart is technically #1 but they started as a merchandise store not a grocery store).

While you may recognized the Kroger brand name, if memory serves they also own about 20 other brand names, so odds are good you are shopping at Kroger even if the grocer where you shop is not called Kroger.

With 150 BILLION in annual revenue they are in the Top 30 in the US (around Home Depot and Meta aka Facebook).


I think the words OP is looking for is "Walmart Wolverines"
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re: Kroger is a magnet for the low IQ shopper.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/4/25 at 11:50 pm to SouthEasternKaiju
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re: The 3 P's of greatness

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/4/25 at 11:44 pm to Slagathor
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In my book, all 3 start with P and end with S

And 2 of them are potatoes




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re: What's for breakfast?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/3/25 at 8:31 pm to Winslow
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What's for breakfast?


If mamma ani't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Every kitty likes a good licking for breakfast.


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re: Vader’s Model Desk: Tamiya 1/35 scale Sd.Kfz. 166 Sturmpanzer IV “Brummbär”

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/3/25 at 6:08 pm to Darth_Vader
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German armoured infantry support gun


Was it meant more HE against human flesh and fragmentation, was it meant to work like a mobile mortar, or masonry softener for things like concrete pillboxes.
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re: Uncommon question that you would like answered

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/3/25 at 6:03 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Or the first oyster


The first ladies man.

Lick an oyster

Lick a kitty
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re: BREAKING: We've located pio in the Hindu Kush Mountains

Posted by Cheese Grits on 11/3/25 at 6:00 pm to TigerLunatik


Modern age holy man?
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