Favorite team:Arkansas 
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re: Cocks

Posted by PawnShop on 10/27/26 at 12:58 pm to
You're gonna confuse a lot of Aggies with this thread title
Hogs 1 flyball away from #3 on this list..... the RF didn't hustle

re: Most Hated People In The SEC

Posted by PawnShop on 10/15/26 at 11:37 am to
Silverfield at 31% negative seems waaayyyyy too low.

Has there been anything positive for the clown coach?


Clark Lea's 48% negative is indicative of Vandy not being a pushover anymore.

Both %'s will go up after this weeks game

re: Updated SEC Rankings IMHO

Posted by PawnShop on 10/15/26 at 11:33 am to
Once again, Arkansas rated too high.

We are AT BEST 16F

re: What were you doing in 1998?

Posted by PawnShop on 10/14/26 at 3:28 pm to
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Winning the SEC west and going to the SECCG


An unfortunate consequence of "The Stoernover" and the hangover that carried over into the next week.

Nov 14th, 1998 .... Started off as a great morning. Took to the woods on my deer lease, got a nice 9pt pretty early on. By the time I got the carcas back to camp there were 2 other deer taken that morning by friends. A nice 12, and a MAMMOTH 14. We had a great time with our 3 big deer, and a few cold pops. After the deer were dressed and locked up in freezer, we all sat down to watch the undefeated Arkansas Razorbacks (that's how you know it was a LONG time ago) play the Vols. Crushed them through 3 quarters. Dominated even. Then the comeback began, we weathered the storm, and with a chance to run out the damn clock, ol Clint decided to try to be a hero and bumbled stumbled fumbled our last chance at glory away. We drank heavily the rest of the night and didn't even hunt the next day..... it was terrible
Visitors LOVE coming to Fayetteville! The drive is scenic, the area is filled with things to do and see..... and visitors are almost guaranteed a win.

Now do the home fans

re: Mizzou’s Predicament

Posted by PawnShop on 9/29/26 at 1:35 pm to
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We’re afraid of what things would be without Drink, so we’re stuck in mid-level SEC and the outer fringe of the top 25.



Be careful what you wish for.... this sounds like Arkansas fans with Nutt
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I motion to let Arkansas keep theirs


Arkansas should be the ONLY school allowed to roster former pros. In fact, each power conference should select a bottom feeder program from each individual sport that can have these kind of players. For example, in the SEC...

Football: Hogs
Basketball: USCe
Baseball: Mizzou

re: Recruiting Question

Posted by PawnShop on 8/16/26 at 4:10 pm to
The answer is money. Y'all have lots of it, underperforming athletes want all of it; y'all give it to them, declare yourselves recruiting national champs. Entitles newly rich athletes don't play hard or well; Aggy finishes 8-4 which is good enough for gay farmers and whatnot to send more $$

repeat process since 1939

I knew Aggy liked to celebrate in September, but they've done moved it up into August!
Hogs 5-7 New head coach magic propels us to new heights!
Jonesboro Golden Hurricanes..... that's ASU's alternate name
Acceta had been previously married to NBA coach Quin Snyder, but couldn't cut it, and decided to come back to college ball for Oats.
When I meet someone from Bama my first question goes something like this:

Can I get some extra salt with those fries please?

re: Backup QBs

Posted by PawnShop on 7/22/26 at 11:18 am to
Hogs may have the best backup QB situation in the conference. I think we can lose 9 games with either of our QB's with very little fall off from the QB position. :banghead:
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We just have different regions and climates .


And accents, and bbq, and cultures, and time zones, and economies, and terrain, and expectations for your teams..



Georgia & Oklahoma 90%

Texas, Texas A&M 75%

Bama, LSU 50%

Tenn 30%

Mizz, Ole Miss, Florida 20%

Vandy 5%

SC, KY, Aubie, State 1%

Hogs 0.01%
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Have you seen our schedule? While we are trying to pull off a rebuild with basically an entirely new team?

Everyone but North Alabama scares us and we're nervous about them. We could be tremendously improved and still have a horrible record.


North Texas didn't scare anyone either...... I'm scared about EVERY game
So, LSU was only the 3rd best team in 2019. Got it. :nana:
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Try to win a couple games so you don't frick up everyone else's strength of schedule.


Gladly. Maybe we can start with the Bulldogs