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From an article last night, it appears that he and the hot blonde ordered dinner AFTER the ship hit the rock. This guy was determined to wine and dine her, and hopefully do her. Or did he do her before he ordered dinner? Is there a website with a timeline of events?

Cruise ship's cook says captain ordered dinner after crash

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Schettino ordered dinner around 10:30 p.m. Friday, Barista said. Authorities say the ship struck the rocks at 9:41 p.m.


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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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FLBooGoTigs1171 months
Yeah I think she was laying in the bottom of the lifeboat that he fell into. :lol:
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Chicken171 months
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Yeah I think she was laying in the bottom of the lifeboat that he fell into to.
Isn't that how many James Bond movies end?
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sk33ter171 months
Domnica Cemortan AKA "The Blond"

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InVolNerable171 months
I'd probably let her touch it. But definitely not boat-sinking worthy.
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CP3LSU25171 months
why does everything in life turn into disaster because of vagina. Vagina in some way ruins everything in life :lol:
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LSUFan3434171 months
I'm still looking for a hot blonde in that picture
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LSU alum wannabe171 months
The cruise that we took out of Galveston was crawling with them. The bartenders were all decent looking and SOUNDED like Kournikova. Which of course made them look better after a couple rounds.
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JOHNN171 months
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The cruise that we took out of Galveston was crawling with them. The bartenders were all decent looking and SOUNDED like Kournikova. Which of course made them look better after a couple rounds.


Every cruise Ive been on has been like this. Hot women who work for very little pay and are more than willing to go above and beyond to make sure you have an "enjoyable experience"
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Skillet171 months
This tragic accident is why I'm against offshore drilling.
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jpbTiger171 months
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This tragic accident is why I'm against offshore drilling.


As long as it's WAYYYYYY off shore.... :pimp:

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Nodust171 months
Pussy gets you in trouble every time.
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Ole Mule171 months
Yes, the down fall of every good man.
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Placebeaux171 months
She's Russian. You could order one in the mail. No big accomplishment here.
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GarmischTiger171 months
Moldovan
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tigerpimpbot171 months
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Question: Did the captain of that cruise ship ever bag that hot blonde?


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess, yes.
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Oyster171 months
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The Italian media Thursday claimed Cemortan had been invited on to the bridge of the Concordia on the night of the accident. She was said to have been there at the moment of impact as the captain prepared to conduct a spectacular "sailpast" of Giglio Island


You would know some a-hole showing off to get laid!
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Kajungee171 months
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conduct a spectacular "sailpast


This kinda like just the tip ?


I think she told him she wanted him to get her wet.
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tigerfoot171 months
Undoubtedly you are not a mariner. It is maritime custom for the Captain to go down with the ship, while eating some prime rib, while a marginal blond goes down on his ship.

Thought everybody knew this.
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Cecil D Diesel171 months
If this mans persistence didn't pay off, abandon all hope fellas
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Cold Pizza171 months
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Got a little Captain in ya?
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Camp Randall171 months
Euro trash girls are better in bed. FACT.
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chief420171 months
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Euro trash girls are better in bed. FACT.
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Joehat171 months
Ain't no shame when a manly brain is hunting some game... Logic does disappear in a guys head when some twat is off the port bow..
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Porky171 months
:lol: :bow:
Great thread!
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Kafka171 months
This guy should be teabagged and buried under the downtown Krystal
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wildtigercat93171 months
Im guessing this guy was in his vinigar strokes when everything was going to shite
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7thWardTiger171 months
Like a Boss?
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J Murdah171 months
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Like a Captain?
fify
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How I Roll171 months
She's not hott enough to crash a 100 million dollar boat into rocks. Katy Perry on the other hand?? :nana:
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HeadSlash171 months
OT 5
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WylieTiger171 months
OT 6 in Scranton
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molsusports171 months
If he did then no Italian jury will ever convict him of wrongdoing

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J Murdah171 months
the things people will do for pussy
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FLBooGoTigs1171 months
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the things people will do for pussy


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Oyster171 months
The story will eventually come out that el capitan was bagging this chick in the lifeboat. The ship hit the rocks and the life boat was launched with them in it. He never went back on the ship because he heard her husband was looking for him.
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Lsuwannabe171 months
It's good to be the captain
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CoolHand171 months
Haters gonna hate.

Even douches gotta eat.
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Mr. Shankly171 months
2,1 :pimp:
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