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What U.S. state is closest to the continent of Africa?
Mississippi
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camp following gold digger going after dat yankee pension
it was a popular practice in WV, going on well into the 1920s
I joined a cult combining Jehovah's Witnesses and Hare Krishnas




We only knock on airport doors

re: Explain Dylan

Posted by Kafka on 6/13/26 at 3:02 pm to
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First Rapper
nobody's perfect

& Woody Guthrie was rapping 20+ yrs before Bob
the dead pool




sorry, couldn't resist

:onwisconsin:
He was partially responsible for:

1. Meryl Streep: "If there is such a thing as a world class actress, it IS Meryl Streep". I think he said this twice.

2. Woody Allen abandoning comedy and becoming a 4th rate Ingmar Bergman, he called Interiors "A masterpiece... A work of art."

That's what I'll always remember him for
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Heard one shot fired
don't be a pussy

may just have been a drug dealer announcing he has merchandise for sale
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Baton Rouge
Basically Jackson MS without LSU
With

& the plants

& coonasses
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Charleston White


Can Charleston Mauve be far behind?
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Ratcliffe wanted to deal peacefully with the natives. They tortured him to death for it

re: Cul-De-Sac Drama Stories

Posted by Kafka on 6/12/26 at 11:34 pm to
this thread will be a dead end

re: RIP Ronnie Schell

Posted by Kafka on 6/12/26 at 11:33 pm to
He and Frank "Don't Go Back To Shreveport" Sutton made Gomer Pyle almost bearable

He also did a sitcom from the Dick Van Dyke Show team called Good Morning World, about morning show radio DJs. It's best remembered for the actress who played his gf:



There is a surviving film clip of them being interviewed together at the time (1967, pre-Laugh In) and he predicts she is going to be a big star

RS did a very entertaing ep of the Gilbert Gottfried podcast

re: Excellent Speeches by all

Posted by Kafka on 6/12/26 at 11:00 pm to
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if you can delay something it will bayou time
Diana on Baywatch Patrol

Wonder Woman, "Skateboard Wiz" (TV Episode, 1978)

As Wonder Woman, she uncovers an illegal gambling organization with the help of a young skateboarder who also happens to have a photographic memory.












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Gusoline
you're over 4 dullurs a gullun in some pluces