Chicken
| Favorite team: | USA  |
| Location: | Jackassistan |
| Biography: | Inventor of the Boxer Briefs, Made the 8th-grade basketball team at Jesuit, Handed Jeff Van Gundy his last loss as a coach |
| Interests: | Drinking Shiner Bock, Listening to Bach, Looking at Catherine Bach, Wearing Reebok |
| Occupation: | Solving complex business problems |
| Number of Posts: | 27492 |
| Registered on: | 8/9/2003 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: GMT
Posted by Chicken on 5/27/26 at 9:38 am to HillabeeBaw
A fairlife protein drink, a 3 1/2 inch snack bar, and a 6 inch banana… Plus water
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Amy's Frozen Entree...Three Cheese Kale Bake...and carrot sticks and hummus...one 7" banana...plus water.
re: Lane Kiffin to face fines for his comments
Posted by Chicken on 5/26/26 at 11:45 am to TxAgveteran
Thread title does not match the tweet
re: The Virus Scanner is back
Posted by Chicken on 5/25/26 at 8:06 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Are you still getting it?
re: Thirty A Memorial Day
Posted by Chicken on 5/25/26 at 12:53 pm to questionable
I did a 30A trip almost every year when the kids were younger. Loved them all.
Big fan of drinking a cold one on the beach while under a big umbrella, listening to music while people watching...then taking a big piss in the water.
Big fan of drinking a cold one on the beach while under a big umbrella, listening to music while people watching...then taking a big piss in the water.
quote:this is where I go...not big at all, but is a good gathering spot...plus the wine place next door adds more options for you...
Baileson
re: Granny Starts Fight at Donut Shop, Dies
Posted by Chicken on 5/22/26 at 10:40 am to SallysHuman
quote:I hate the term "unalived"...why use a 3-syllable word when "dead" is just sitting right there?
“You should not enter a coffee shop for a coffee and a doughnut and come out unalived. That is diabolical.”
re: Feel Good Story? 75yo Shoots Neighbors Who Kept Dumping Dog Poop and Diapers On His Patio
Posted by Chicken on 5/22/26 at 10:03 am to Big Fat Guy
Where is link to story?
This season is like a bad dream
re: LUNCH THREAD- the Coach O edition
Posted by Chicken on 5/21/26 at 1:28 pm to madamsquirrel
Ham and cheese sandwich, pistachio nuts and Fairlife protein drink. Plus water.
quote:that's part of the problem. Too much cottage cheese...
Given that this is evidently a cottage industry
re: Annual post Mother’s Day termite thread
Posted by Chicken on 5/13/26 at 11:23 am to Bayou_Tiger_225
how are you dealing with this besides turning off the lights at night?
where did you guys stay?
re: GMT
Posted by Chicken on 5/6/26 at 11:35 am to HillabeeBaw
Four brown eggs, scrambled, with finely shredded cheddar cheese on top, and some hot picante sauce on the side...served in a bowl, eaten with a spoon...plus water.
re: Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson at the Met Gala
Posted by Chicken on 5/5/26 at 4:37 pm to bstaceyau19
why does it always look like both of them lost a bet when they attend these events?
quote:he had recently developed this drug habit...his family was very upset about it but his wife was taking it the hardest...
BEAUREGARD PARISH, La. (KPLC) - A 71-year-old man is in custody after a large amount of meth and Viagra was found during a traffic stop, according to authorities.
quote:can he not unzip and fish out his pecker?
How else is he supposed to piss?
re: Two men attack 77 year old unprovoked in Seattle. Controversial cameras help make arrest
Posted by Chicken on 5/5/26 at 11:30 am to DustyDinkleman
why wasn't the other homie arrested...he threw first punch
re: MLB Season: Megathread for MSB
Posted by Chicken on 4/30/26 at 12:09 pm to MasterAbe1
no megathreads
1/5 of a 20" oyster poboy and 1/4 of a chicken parm entree, with some spaghetti and marinara. Plus water.
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