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LSU is determined to burn it all down

Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:06 pm
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
440 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:06 pm
You guys are leading the charge to make “college” football unwatchable.
You guys couldn’t win sh** and have been Bama’s bit** since WW1, so you spent 1/2 the State (the poorest/dead last in education and infrastructure) Budget to put billboard patches all over your uniforms and pay mercenary NFL players to try and right the wrongs.

Your entire State is one big pile of sh**. Murder capital of the country is Baton Rouge, that somehow managed to surpass New Orleans, and you idiots spend every dime your governor can get for from his broke a** population, on top of stealing from children’s hospitals.

You guys earned every beatdown Bama has put on you and then some. RTWFU, STTDB, MELT, BROKEN, RENT FREE….pile of fu**in idiots.

Thanks for the 36 years of gettin to watch Bama fu**in you up “when the sunsets and it’s Saturday night in Death Valley where opponents dreams come to die”
“Bama is burning”, meanwhile Bama is still fu**in you up by 40 points despite your entire State budget trying to prop up your Blueblood wannabe program.

Brian Kelly f***ed Lane up by 5 TDs and your “savior” who aparantly in your minds all of CFB envies, is 9-24 against the top25 with 17 losses of 24 points or more and not a fu**in thing to show for it.

When we skull-f** your State bank-rolled professional football team just like any other human being that’s ever witnessed an LSU uniform for the past century, it’s going to the rival 21-0.

Maybe next year you can steal what’s left from the cancer ward and buy you some more 30 yo professional players bc you couldn’t do it w/o becoming worst than Texas Tech.



































All you LSU fans “bookmarking” this and lusting over the idea of beating Alabama in a football game better ALL bump this shite when your bankrupted State went ALL IN to rent 1/2 the NFC South to FINALLY fulfill that lust you all have to beat Alabama.

Bama beats your a** with a brand new coach 42-6 and all we care about is Milroe’s struggles costing us down the road…meanwhile LSU is stealing money from hospitals full of young children dying from cancer and couldn’t careless about the unimaginable grief their families experience.
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 10:10 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9387 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:07 pm to
I ain’t reading allat. STTDB.
Posted by vengeanceofbrain
Member since Apr 2026
243 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:07 pm to
Kalen DeBoer has a losing record vs Brent Venables
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73474 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:07 pm to
One of the better melts in awhile

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
110003 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:07 pm to
What about the other schools doing the same thing?
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
46996 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:09 pm to
Grade A melt
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
12034 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:09 pm to
What is shocker a new thread, crying and whining about LSU lol

I’m not even wasting my time reading now wall of drivel
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 8:12 pm
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41923 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:10 pm to
quote:


You guys are leading the charge to make “college” football unwatchable.
You guys couldn’t win sh** and been Bama bit** since WW1, so you spent 1/2 the State (the poorest/dead last in education and infrastructure) Budget to put billboard patches all over your uniforms and pay mercenary NFL players to try and right the wrongs.

Your whole State is one big pile of sh**. Murder capital of the country is Baton Rouge, that somehow managed to surpass New Orleans, and you idiots spend every dime your governor can get for from his broke a** population, on top of stealing from children’s hospitals.

You guys earned every beatdown Bama has put on you and then some. RTWFU, STTDB, MELT, BROKEN, RENT FREE….pile of fu**in idiots.

Thanks for the 36 years of gettin to watch Bama fu**in you up “when the sunsets and it’s Saturday night in Death Valley where opponents dreams come to die”

More like when you guys decided to burn it to the ground out of frustration. We have soooo many radio segments dedicated to LSU like you guys do “Bama is burning”, meanwhile Bama is still fu**in you up by 40 points despite your entire State budget trying to prop up your Blueblood wannabe program.

Brian Kelly f***ed Lane up by 5 TDs and your “savior” who aparantly in your minds all of CFB envies, is 9-24 against the top25 with 17 losses of 24 points or more and not a fu**in thing to show for it.

When skull-f**s you guys for the umpteenth time it’s going to be the rival 21-0.

Maybe next year you can steal what’s left from the cancer ward and buy you some more 30 yo professional players bc you couldn’t do it w/o becoming worst than Texas Tech.


Now there's a theatrical melt.

But you forgot your jazz hands:



Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25843 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
Member since Mar 2009
92407 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:11 pm to
sweet melt pussy

oh and .................

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
56209 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:11 pm to
Melt
Posted by southendzoneresident
Member since Jun 2013
1691 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:11 pm to
Wow man, I legit feel sorry for you and hope you find something in your life that will bring you joy because it won’t be Bama football anytime soon. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12424 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:12 pm to
Tldr this smells of fear
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66709 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:16 pm to
Tldr. Melt pussy
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
7389 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:17 pm to
I like this poster
No lies told
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27485 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:18 pm to
Your team ran off NICK SABAN so they could get KALEN DEBOER.... LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOL !
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
15618 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

I like this poster
No lies told


Makes sense. Bitches tend to stick with other bitches.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73474 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

I like this poster
No lies told


You, he, and ColoradoAg should band together. The Three Meltiqueers.
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
440 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:20 pm to
I wouldn’t either if I were you

You are at the top of list as the weirdest Fricker on this cesspoool, along with that little bit** WilliamTaylor that runs away every year after Bama’s annual curb stomping of LSU.

I cannot wait to see this place after you guys burned the sport down bc you couldn’t win, and then invest your State’s entire GDP to hopefully make a Playoff against 21 year olds while 1/2 your roster played in the AFC the past 3 years.
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
15618 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

I cannot wait to see this place after you guys burned the sport down bc you couldn’t win, and then invest your State’s entire GDP to hopefully make a Playoff against 21 year olds while 1/2 your roster played in the AFC the past 3 years.


This fricking loser. Same fricking vocabulary and sentence structure as two other posters. Stop logging on/off different accounts.
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