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JerryTheKingBawler

Favorite team:Memphis 
Location:South of Memphis
Biography:Lifelong NC State Basketball Fan
Interests:Puppies
Occupation:King of the Sonic on Burbank
Number of Posts:4764
Registered on:1/3/2023
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What this man is doing is incredible. Unlike anything we’ve ever seen. This is just unfair. THE JUDGE is putting up steroid numbers 100% clean!
And BOOOOOOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!! ALL RISE!!! DOUBLE DIGIT DONGS for THE JUDGE!!! Average up to a SPECTACULAR .417!!!
The Yankees literally have the two highest averages in baseball. :rotflmao:
And while THE JUDGE continues to do it at the plate and in the field, let’s check in on Fatass Soto’s contributions to his team:

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Losers focus on the past, winners build towards the future.
Ballgame over! Yankees win! THHHHHEEEEE Yankees win!!!



THE JUDGE raises his average to .412 and cranks ANOTHER dong and Rice Rice Baby goes yard twice!
I’m not sure if you’re a stat nerd, a dumbass or both. Regardless, you don’t know ball.
That was literally last year jabroni. How about one from tonight?

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THE DEFENSE RESTS!!!
Carrying a bum like Aaron Boone to the World Series is more impressive than a threepeat.
I respect greatness. In a world where “generational talent” is a buzzword for slightly above mediocrity, THE JUDGE is the Gold Standard of Greatness.
What an inning!!! FOUR DONGS in one inning, including a legendary American JUDGEMENT BOMB!!! The Punisher is up to an ASTOUNDING .411!!! Triple Crown Watch 2025!!!
ALL RISE!!! The Punisher left no doubt with his astounding NINTH DONG of the year!!! His average is now up to an UNBELIEVABLE .411!!! Prior to that, “The Centerpiece” Trent Grisham led off with his 7th of the year, and THE JUDGE was immediately followed by a RICE COOKER CRANK from Rice Rice Baby Ben Rice! Cody Bellinger even contributed a Belli Bomb to the cause, and Smooooth Jazz smacks a threebagger before exiting the game!!! A Volpe Italian Double plates the Big OP and the Yankees are batting around!

Mets have played 20 games vs. teams under .500, more than any other team. Also, it’s April.
Fatass Soto still hitting under .260
I take back everything negative I’ve said about this mercenary. Saquon is for the American people!
Ballgame over! Yankees win! THHHHEEEE Yankees win!!!



Yankees sweep the doubleheader!