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Husband is a good looking guy with a good job and income. He needs to run as far from this lunatic as possible


I've never understood men who can stay with their wives after the wife cheats on them, especially in a situation like this.

Maybe if you were just cohabitating for the sake of small kids but even that would be tough for me.
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I'd guess 15 of our guys would be instant starters at LSU - ironically the ones you got won't be lmao


Doubtful.

Your defense was drastically worse last season and you don't have 15 starters on offense...
Anyone, with at least half a brain, that watched Nuss throw prior to 2025, could tell he was injured.

After watching MVB for multiple games, it's also pretty clear that hurt Nuss was just as good or better than healthy MVB.

I'm sure he also knew the offense better and was more of a leader so it makes sense as to why they stuck with him.

re: Paging Serranaux

Posted by SidewalkTiger on 1/28/26 at 3:31 pm to
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Everyone here knows you're a moron, so your words carry no weight.


TigerLunatik is one of the more respected posters on this board.

You're a sad, emotional alter that keeps crashing out and getting banned.
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Brian Kelly lost 4 games last year and three this year and LSU fired him.

Kalen DeFour lost four games last year and four games this year and bama is about to extend him. 



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You mean facts? You are the joke of this board


Would Kiffin have coached a playoff game if he didn't leave Ole Miss?

Go to bed. :lol:
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Kiffin never coached in the playoffs in 6 years at Ole Miss. Heupel did it in 4. I would happily take that idiot.


Now he's grasping at technicalities.

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Thats yet to be seen cause Kiffin won more in 6 years than Heupel has in 5. DUH


Kiffin lost less games in 6 seasons at Ole Miss than Fat Josh has in 5 seasons at Tennessee.

OOF


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Really come up with 5 metrics that prove Kiffin was better. You can't.


1. He won more game at Ole Miss than Fat Josh at Tennessee.

2. He lost less games at Ole Miss than Fat Josh at Tennessee.

3. He finished higher in FEI ratings 3 of the 5 years they overlapped.

4. They both won a NY6 bowl and had a playoff appearance.

5. He beat Fat Josh head to head, in Knoxville.

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You spent the last three years acting like winning percentage is the chief metric, then BK got fired. 


BK got fired with a better win percentage than Fat Josh currently has at Tennessee.

BK - .708
Fat Josh - .692

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You are a one-trick pony, dude. Everyone around here knows it. Put your money where your mouth is instead of your boyfriend's cock for once.


You're so mad that you're losing this debate.

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Are you stupid?

Heupel is better in 8 out of the 11 metrics. Kiffin is better in one. Go to bed dude


Anyone can create random metrics to support their argument.

For instance, I could say that Heupel has won more hot dog eating contests than Kiffin.

That's exactly what you did.
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It is a book about the 2022 season, you stupid jackass.


Which culminated in a NY6 win.

Tennessee fans are trying to outretard each other in this thread, I guess.
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If you look at both of their first five years (Heupel has only coached 5 seasons). Then you are wrong

Top 10 Finishes
Heupel 2 > Kiffin 1

Playoff Appearances
Heupel 1 > Kiffin 0

Weeks Ranked
Heupel 50 = Kiffin 50

First 5 Years
Heupel 45 Wins > Kiffin 44 Wins

First Round Draft Picks
Heupel at least 3 > Kiffin 2

Top 10 Wins
Heupel 3 = Kiffin 3

Ranked Wins
Heupel 11 > Kiffin 8

Wins in Death Valley
Heupel 1 > Kiffin 0

Wins against Bama
Heupel 2 > Kiffin 0

Wins against UGA
Heupel 0 < Kiffin 1

Highest CFP Ranking
Heupel #1 > Kiffin not number 1

They are almost identical with Heupel holding the edge

It appears the facts actually dont care about a sidewalk fan's feelings


:rotflmao:

Thank you for proving my point.
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Facts: Tennessee OWNS LSU's arse.

21-10-3

FACT!


Deflection attempt noted.
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Wrong. And dont pull your BS speech about winning percentage out. You used that so much BK had to get fired to prove you wrong


I'll say it again, Lane was absolutely better at Ole Miss than Fat Josh at Tennessee.

Facts don't care about your sad orange feelings.

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The real question is why did Kiffin succeed at Ole Miss and not Tennessee?


Lane was better at Ole Miss than Fat Josh has been at Tennessee.

Either Lane is a much better coach than Fat Josh or Ole Miss is a much better program than Tennessee.
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I think you are the first person to have ever made that statement. Probably the first time anyone has ever said that about an LOLSU coach.


Lane is an fine, upstanding citizen.

He beats Aggie every chance he gets and does not post hundreds of dildo photos on message boards.

This proves Lane is a man of high, moral character and did his best to leave Ole Miss in the best position possible to succeed going forward.

re: Hey Ole Miss..

Posted by SidewalkTiger on 1/26/26 at 11:58 pm to
Ice storms are the worst.
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So keep your smart arse out of the thread. I used to think you were a decent poster. All you do now is diarrhea all over every thread you enter

I've never understood why the non baseball fans feel the constant need to announce to this board that they aren't baseball fans.

I don't follow basketball at all so I don't post in basketball threads.
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new poster


Is he in the room with us?

re: Chambliss judge.

Posted by SidewalkTiger on 1/26/26 at 3:32 pm to
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You know you’ve really pissed an LSU fan off when this resort comes out. My work here is done. Frankly I felt the need to unzip my metaphorical pants this aftn and shite all over LSHou being OM’s little bitch recently. When a disgusting fanbase mocks a city that is dealing with a pretty serious situation (CuntTiger247) who lives in some shitbox town called Jonesville, it’s pretty easy. Shitty arse 7-6 lose to Houston fanbase. Glad yall fricking choked so hard this year. Enjoy the metro.

Changed LSU to LSHou just cuz.


Sho is salty