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Posted on 8/24/26 at 10:40 pm to Cover1Key
Cover1Key. ---->>> what a pathetic loser
you have been posting about LSU for at least 3 days straight. you're mentally deranged
you have been posting about LSU for at least 3 days straight. you're mentally deranged
Posted on 8/24/26 at 10:47 pm to Cover1Key
Poorly written melt is poorly written and melty.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:00 pm to Cover1Key
Damnit man! This is the most glorious melt I have ever witnessed in my 56 years on this planet!
10/10
Great job bucky!
10/10
Great job bucky!
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:07 pm to Sleepy_Tiger
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What is shocker a new thread, crying and whining about LSU lol I’m not even wasting my time reading now wall of drivel
That “wall of drivel” is your football team “competing” against Alabama over the past 20 years….I wouldn’t look at if I were you either.
It’s an embarrassment that a program with no in-state competition for solid recruits every year, gets skull-fuc*ed by Alabama time and time again, to the point that you guys will steal and bankrupt children’s hospitals, and allow the Governor to get involved by preying on your uneducated (50 out of 50) population, then combining it with dozens of Ambulance chasing Injury “Attorneys”, and try and buy a win over Bama and sneak into the Playoffs by renting half of the players in the NFC South who are not on guaranteed contracts.
It’s a joke, and you STILL get your a** kicked by Bama (worse than by Saban).
Fix that bridge over the Mississippi River that’s one screw lose from plunging to the depths of that River, spend money on preventing Baton Rouge from having the highest homicide rates in the country, and provide your children with the ability to learn to read by investing into your failing school system instead of giving away 4 million dollars to get the New Orleans Saints RG to come play a season for you.
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:09 pm to Cover1Key
7/10 melt. You’ve done better but it’s solid work.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:10 pm to vengeanceofbrain
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Losing by 35 on NYD in front of the entire country seems to have been enough for you
Umm, I’m not sure if you are aware, but Alabama beat your favorite program by double digits on the road in order to play in the Rose Bowl.
Also, that IU team put 56 on Lanning and Oregon in just 2.5 quarters….they were a damn good football team.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:12 pm to billjamin
He's melting so hard that he's getting multiple facts wrong in his lengthy longform manifestos.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:13 pm to Cover1Key
Do you kiss your sister/wife with that mouth?
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:15 pm to SidewalkTiger
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He's melting so hard that he's getting multiple facts wrong in his lengthy longform manifestos.
Yeah it’s not worth correcting him. He’s clearly unwell. I just hope someone gets him help before he actually snaps and hurts his cousinwife or nephson.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:16 pm to billjamin
Wonder what his opinion is on his coach saying Alabama may add NFL players, after he's been crying about LSU doing it for multiple days?
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:19 pm to UtahCajun
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Damnit man! This is the most glorious melt I have ever witnessed in my 56 years on this planet! 10/10 Great job bucky!
So how do I “melt” and develop an affinity for taking about sucking dikks if Alabama ever actually loses to LSU in a football game?
Since I am clearly at a loss for how to handle witnessing Bama skull-fu** LSU beginning ever since the creation of the sport, what are some techniques you guys can help prepare me to “cope” with?
Was that a decent attempt? “Cope’ is one of the go-to’s around here.
So, do I just wait for Bama to lose 42-6 in year 1 of the new LSU coach and the NFC South 2nd string, and then everytime you guys mention the game, I just reply with “suck men’s dikks” “melt pussy” and let them know I’m “living rent free in their heads”?
You guys have perfected this method through years of trial and error, so am
I fairly close to figuring it out?
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:19 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Wonder what his opinion is on his coach saying Alabama may add NFL players, after he's been crying about LSU doing it for multiple days?
If it took reading he probably doesn’t know. Maybe Finebaum can tell him when he calls and melts on air.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:22 pm to billjamin
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If it took reading he probably doesn’t know. Maybe Finebaum can tell him when he calls and melts on air.
It's sad that he, ColoradoAg, Altie, ManBear, and the rest of these clowns are raving like actual broken lunatics yet in their destroyed minds, they're actually doing something.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:25 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Wonder what his opinion is on his coach saying Alabama may add NFL players, after he's been crying about LSU doing it for multiple days?
If that did happen, then I seriously would hope the professional players impersonating Alabama football players lose every game they play. Point blank and period. It’s disgusting and everyone here knows this is not college football anymore.
The AD’s, Presidents and Conference Commissioners could put an end to it immediately….just bc a court allows something doesn’t mean you have to partake in it. It’s programs like LSU that are willing to destroy the sport if it gets them more wins even if it’s not even recognizable anymore
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 11:28 pm
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:34 pm to Sun God
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Who’s this fig?
Who the fu** are you?
This is the “SEC”rant correct?
Why don’t you just stay in the “Tigershittings” part of the website?
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 11:47 pm
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:45 pm to billjamin
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You’ve done better but it’s solid work
Thanks man. Still don’t understand grown men (I assume they are at least) who use YouTube/gamer type lingo like “rent free”, “obsessed”, “Melt”, and the affinity for sucking men’s dikks that LSU fans respond with when they read a post that is critical of LSU.
Not one LSU fan could refute a single thing I posted, yet bc I despise the fact that they are renting NFL players that will dilute what ever is even left of the college football we all knew and loved.,
Apparently, that qualifies for “melt” “rent free” and the same shite they post after a week after coming back to this board after their annual thrashing at the hands of the Crimson Tide,
They better win the whole thing this year is all I know. Bankrupted what little money people had in South Louisiana swamps and Chikdren’s hospitals are no longer an option after they invested every dime into “mastermind LK” and renting an NFL roster for a season.
Mercy, if they lose to Bama STILL…even after resorting to paying NFL
players to dress out for them
Posted on 8/24/26 at 11:47 pm to Cover1Key
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It’s programs like LSU that are willing to destroy the sport if it gets them more wins even if it’s not even recognizable anymore
And Alabama, apparently.
According to your head coach. He said he's open to bringing pro players in.
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:27 am to SidewalkTiger
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According to your head coach. He said he's open to bringing pro players in.
Watch their fans do a complete 180 in this issue within 2 days. They are just big mad that they couldn't get to these players first.
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:37 am to Tigerdew
His history is the best indicator of his future/ Kiffin hasn't learned and only seems to get worse with age.
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