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re: LSU is determined to burn it all down

Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:45 am to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86826 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:45 am to
Ok then, brotherfuc*er it is. I would never judge you because you have jizz running down your chin, mate.And if you have to massage the numbers to soothe your humiliation- we understand.You embarrassed yourself and now you have to scramble. We get it.

Ok - now go back to posting more insecurely about LSU on this LSU graduate, owned and operated board.

Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10730 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:57 am to
I absolutely HAD to give you an upvote for the original post. That is quite possibly the most glorious melt I have ever witnessed on this board!

Well done!
Posted by CJ786
Member since Aug 2025
174 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:28 am to
Lmao a software nerd. Yeah not exactly a "tradie" designing $1B+ terminal expansions. This isn't even counting the money I make at the board of trade. Good luck with your computer geek work though.
Posted by MeatRocket879
If you're reading this, try men.
Member since Nov 2019
386 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:34 am to
You're irate because i bumfked you.

There is no "massage the numbers" they are 2 different data points. Your data is skewed to include rich people (whom i guess you shill for), and mine is relevant to common everyday families.

Stay mad dumb fk, and come correct next time.
Posted by MeatRocket879
If you're reading this, try men.
Member since Nov 2019
386 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:36 am to
I notice you didn't mention me being poor this time.

LMFAOOOO
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Posted by Alltheway Tigers!
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8234 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:59 am to
quote:

One of the better melts in awhile


Awesome melt. Well done!
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12818 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:10 pm to
Get a grip OP. You have issues.
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
19775 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3324 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 3:17 pm to
Crash. Out.
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

We know, you needed a mulligan to finally beat Venables. I’m just applying the same logic I’ve seen hundreds of times from your ilk about your postseason losses to Kirby



Uhhh…..you do realize Bama stopped Kirby 4 times from going to the Natty or a shot at it (all in postseason play).

Bama is what kept Kirby’s “dynasty” from happening.

Ask Georgia fans about playing Bama in a winner-take-all game (1-7 record). Plus Kirby is now 1-2 vs CKD

Then there’s this:




I forget that you guys are in the SEC. This is all news to you I suppose
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:21 pm to
“Melt bit**”








Two centuries of suffering

I wonder how much $ you paid to go to each of these games???
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 9:23 pm
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

I absolutely HAD to give you an upvote for the original post. That is quite possibly the most glorious melt I have ever witnessed on this board! Well done!


Watching Bama fu** LSU up since the conclusion of the American Civil War has been absolutely glorious indeed.

Edit: Thanks
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 9:28 pm
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
10756 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

You guys couldn’t win sh**

3rd most natties since turn of the century. The frick you talking about? Lol it took the first sentence to make your entire post irrelevant
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Gnash
KTX
Member since Oct 2015
11896 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Cover1Key

Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:42 pm to
Nahhh, this shite right here:





Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:44 pm to
Why not try to field a competitive team more than once a decade+?

Just an idea
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76329 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Why not try to field a competitive team more than once a decade+?


For all the Bama bluster, their last natty is only one year removed from LSU's.

Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
10756 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

Why not try to field a competitive team more than once a decade+? Just an idea

Again. 3rd most natties in the past 25 years. Your statements are factually incorrect. I really hope you aren’t as retarded as you look on here lol.
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 12:32 am to
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Ok then, brotherfuc*er it is. I would never judge you because you have jizz running down your chin, mate.And if you have to massage the numbers to soothe your humiliation- we understand.You embarrassed yourself and now you have to scramble. We get it. Ok - now go back to posting more insecurely about LSU on this LSU graduate, owned and operated board.


I’m sorry, but is this part of the website for SEC fans (SECrant) or is it the LSU section (Tigershittings.com) or whatever the place is that is exactly what you described?
I guess one of us is confused a bit. I’m sure we can figure it out though
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 12:37 am to
Yeah, Bama fans just cannot help themselves from their “obsession” with LSU. I have no idea how we can contain our “jealousy” and prevent you guys from “living rent-free”…..

Bama post:
- Do you think this year’s game will be a bit more competitive?

LSU response post:
- “Melt” “Rent-free”, “obsession”, “envy LSU football” “STTD”

It’s not even contextual. It’s their automated response to reality
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