re: How crappy is Columbus, Ohio?

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An Applebees or an Olive Garden is considered fine dining in Columbus.

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High dining in Lexington is cornbread and soup beans.

Did you remember the 6 1/2 cables?

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You hilljacks live in the redneck capital of the world. Many of you still lack indoor plumbing.

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Your state literally had a river catch on fire because it was so polluted and full of shite…

Columbus is so bad that we took all your players and recruits that we wanted from you. They could not wait to leave the South for Columbus Ohio. Facts!

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I can take almost everything but making fun of Skyline is crossing the line. Bite your tongue!

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I wouldn’t feed my Labrador Retriever Skyline.

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An Applebees or an Olive Garden is considered fine dining in Columbus.

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Now you're just being fricking retarded. Columbus has an excellent dining scene. BTW, the shitty chili is from Cincinnati.

Columbus residents seeing the sun for the first time in 10 weeks.

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When spaghetti and ground beef with a mound of cheese and a side of diarrhea is your most popular cuisine you’re a Yankee frick.

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I don’t understand any appeal of living in the Midwest

1. Terrible food
2. Ugly women
3. Miserable cold in the winter
4. Terrible accents
5. Rural towns are completely rundown and full of meth/opiate addicts
6. Nothing exciting to do. No good music culture, no real history, not known for any significant party/nightlife scene

The only interesting city in the Midwest/upper Midwest with a significant cultural identity is Chicago with its food, music, nightlife, etc.

There no way so many homes still lack indoor plumbing

My shitty trailer at deer camp in the middle of fricking nowhere has indoor plumbing and internet

Well when I moved up to the Chicago area 20 years ago, I traded likes and dislikes of South Louisiana for the likes and dislikes of Northern Illinois. The deer in my area are partially corn fed which makes for a great taste. Fishing the Great Lakes is fun and a challenge. Chicago and Milwaukee are good for the entertainment, concerts, sports. The drug problem is everywhere you go. Of course the winters up here suck. No way around that one. The closer you get to Chicago, the more keeping up with the Jonses and “look at me” you get. But again that’s any big city now. Madison Wi isn’t all that bad either minus it being a mini Berkeley. I’m not fond of Iowa or Iowans, Indiana is meh, Ohio is sad and depressing and Minnesota is passive aggressive land. Michigan minus Detroit and Ann Arbor is a decent place but economically depressed in many areas.