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How crappy is Columbus, Ohio?

Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:39 am
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:39 am
Been to a handful of Big 10 cities, but Columbus seems dreadful and the women are chunky and talk in a nasally tone.

Posted by Aguga
Southeast
Member since Aug 2021
2013 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:41 am to
The entire Midwest sucks and the jackasses that live there are moving into the south in grooves. Sad really.
Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3582 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:43 am to
Used to be ok....back in the 90s. Blows chunks now.
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
3100 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:43 am to
You hilljacks live in the redneck capital of the world.

Many of you still lack indoor plumbing.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Been to a handful of Big 10 cities, but Columbus seems dreadful and the women are chunky and talk in a nasally tone.




I've got to go there for a conference in May. I'm pulling up websites to prepare for my visit.

Review of Columbus, Ohio (Seriously I hate this city)

Does your college town suck - Columbus, OH
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:45 am to
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You hilljacks live in the redneck capital of the world


Don’t be mad because your woman are fat and talk nasally. It’s a fact.
Posted by AlterDWI
Durango, Colorado
Member since Nov 2012
2154 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:46 am to
The have a significant Somali population if that tells you anything
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:47 am to
Ohio folks sure love cinnamon in their chili…enough said!
Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3582 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:47 am to
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Don’t be mad because your woman are fat and talk nasally. It’s a fact.


Explains the high rate of men like Bukl switching teams and going full Texas level Broke Brokeback Mt.
Posted by halfadolla50
Member since Oct 2015
320 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:49 am to
See this is fun
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
3100 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:50 am to
quote:

talk nasally.
Everyone from the South sounds like they are talking through their nose. Not a knock but just the way it is.
Posted by halfadolla50
Member since Oct 2015
320 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:50 am to
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Ohio folks sure love cinnamon in their chili…enough said!



I can take almost everything but making fun of Skyline is crossing the line. Bite your tongue!
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52655 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:50 am to
The best thing about Columbus is Johnny Hamcheck and his coconut corn husky.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:52 am to
There is a garbage dump site just south of downtown Columbus… explains the sewage smell there!
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
3726 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:53 am to
When spaghetti and ground beef with a mound of cheese and a side of diarrhea is your most popular cuisine you’re a Yankee frick.
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
3994 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:55 am to
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Many of you still lack indoor plumbing.


I’d rather drop a deuce in an out house than live in that soulless wasteland you call home.
Posted by halfadolla50
Member since Oct 2015
320 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:56 am to
Don't forget the hot sauce. Gotta have the hot sauce.
Posted by azcatiger
somewhere
Member since Mar 2011
4471 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 11:02 am to
I went to a OSU game while at a big swim meet my daughter was swimming in next to the football stadium. Terrible place, ugly people, ugly town, you name it. If you had AI give you an image of what a college town on Meth would look like it would come back with Columbus OH.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 11:04 am to
An Applebees or an Olive Garden is considered fine dining in Columbus.
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
3100 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 11:07 am to
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I’d rather drop a deuce in an out house than live in that soulless wasteland you call home.
That would be like preferring manure to ice cream.
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