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Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:20 pm to TexasTiger27
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PeePee Simmons
it's funny because LSU desperately wanted him and he likely ends up there had Texas not joined the SEC
Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:21 pm to Texas Man
With 5 sacks in one game what the hell has he been doing the rest of the season? He has 7 total in 4 games…
Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:23 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I see what you did there. 
Maybe what Simmons needs is just old school coaching. Make him do 100 burpees after practice or something, and then call the issue buried and done.
Maybe what Simmons needs is just old school coaching. Make him do 100 burpees after practice or something, and then call the issue buried and done.
Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:48 pm to Texas Man
Not sure what I am exaggerating but that is what happened.
Instead of punting they drove to the 37-yard line and turned the ball over on downs.
Instead of punting they drove to the 37-yard line and turned the ball over on downs.
Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:49 pm to Kirby59
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He also tied a record for simulating peeing during a football game
But he holds the record for simulating peeing while standing up. At least there’s some evolution there.
Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:09 pm to Texas Man
Derrick Thomas wasn't human. A freak of freak athletes.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 5:00 am to Texas Man
Should be suspended
Posted on 9/29/26 at 5:19 am to Texas Man
He did a silly and embarrassing thing that overshadows everything good he accomplished on the field. It'll be a long while before that mark goes away.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 5:59 am to Texas Man
Which one of them sniffed their own crotch and passed out? That was as bad if not worse. That is just fricking weird. I am admittedly getting into the old man business but I don't have a clue what that player was insinuating but all of the things I can come up with are just fricking weird.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 6:35 am to AwgustaDawg
I remember an old piss player lifting his leg and simulating peeing like a dog. Not peep from anyone. Some of you need to get your lives in order and stop acting you are perfect. When we all in our mid 20's, 99 percent of us did some pretty dumb chit. (off my soap box now). 
Posted on 9/29/26 at 7:34 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Cry.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 7:38 am to Texas Man
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PFF said he had 6 sacks which would tie the national record. And doesn’t win the the sec defensive player of the week or even defensive lineman of the week. Over a unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, I get it I’m fine with him not winning it for that dumb shite.
Do stupid things and get stupid prizes. Simmons would never have seen the field again under Coach Saban. But something tells me he would have known that.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 7:46 am to Gator Fever
quote:good Lord what a tPOS
"watch yo mouth gang ion even kno who you is keep talking down on yo own color #sucka."
Colin Simmons...
During the broadcast Herb said he was a leader on that defense so I expected a public apology after the game on social media, not some hood shite exacerbating it. What a dumbass. Guess that’s Sark rubbing off on his team? Hear that guys a big douchebag
Posted on 9/29/26 at 7:47 am to Texas Man
He had a great game and all everyone is taking about is his stupid act
Posted on 9/29/26 at 7:57 am to Texas Man
I used to think Texas was a class act, now not so much
Posted on 9/29/26 at 7:58 am to AwgustaDawg
It was Raleek Brown. I think he was aping this guy.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 8:01 am to Texas Man
The fact your coach didn’t yank his arse out of the game is why Texas won’t go all the way.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 8:50 am to olddawg26
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he fact your coach didn’t yank his arse out of the game is why Texas won’t go all the way.
I doubt we go all the way but I seriously doubt that's why....lol.
Posted on 9/29/26 at 8:54 am to Texas Man
Derrick Thomas once had 8 sacks vs Penn State in an ALABAMA uniform. But didn't piss on anyone. But he did rain on their parade.
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