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Registered on:8/18/2023
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I hope the vols make the gomers weep like little kids on their fourth birthday after not getting a pony for it.
gomers have been doing this for years as well.
I would worry more about getting robbed outside Death Valley than in it. :bow:

re: Texas was robbed

Posted by Old Horn on 11/9/26 at 5:06 am to
I think we can both agree the officials in that game sucked. :bow:

re: Texas fans

Posted by Old Horn on 10/21/26 at 5:58 am to
We will just hire both Jimbo and The Ogre and watch heads explode. :rotflmao:

re: Aggy @ Bama

Posted by Old Horn on 10/20/26 at 5:37 am to
Last week the gomers shut out who? They rose six points in the polls because of it. This weeks game is no more than media hype for Alabama to try and recover from last week. :bow:
How is that payout with Jimbo coming along? How many more years does he get free paychecks?
I live on an island off the coast of Texas, so what else....fresh fish.
The old saying "god Save The Queen", has a whole new meaning in collie station.
I remember an old piss player lifting his leg and simulating peeing like a dog. Not peep from anyone. Some of you need to get your lives in order and stop acting you are perfect. When we all in our mid 20's, 99 percent of us did some pretty dumb chit. (off my soap box now). :bow:
Yankee couch burners, who never ate grits. :spank:

re: Alright Texas…

Posted by Old Horn on 9/8/26 at 6:11 am to
At least our punter is well rested. We never needed him once in game one.

re: Norvill is done at FSU

Posted by Old Horn on 9/8/26 at 6:05 am to
Jimbo is well and rested. The gomers are still paying him, so money should not be a problem? :bow:

re: Alright Texas…

Posted by Old Horn on 9/7/26 at 5:55 am to
Does your mommy know your playing on her computer? :bow:
Why do all those natural blonde girls have a dark streak down the middle of their hair parts? :nana:
Take the wheels off your home and hope a tornado does not hit while your doing same.
We suck as always and have nothing worthwhile to say.
Time to crank up the spin machine for outrageous predictions for your team and forecasting the doom of your rivals. :rotflmao:

re: Cody Campbell haters

Posted by Old Horn on 6/16/26 at 6:42 am to
It may seem that "NiJa Please", maybe one chromosome over a potato? :spank:
The printers of cups do not agree with this proposal, :nana: