Friday Stare Contest With German Track Star Alicia Schmidt

I’m surprised Larry hasn’t drawn a golf club in with Microsoft paint yet.

So, basically a Victoria's Secret Angel (do they even still have this anymore) who just also happens to be a world class track athlete. This is easily one of the most naturally beautiful creatures on Earth. LINK

Her eyebrows aren’t right.

The pullout game would be weak with this one. That woman is gorgeous.

It’s like she’s part of a master race or something…

Female German Athletes have come a long way since the days of East Germany. Those women were so full of testosterone & who knows what else, they looked like men.

This is about as hot as they come!

Sheesh ...women truly are god's gift to men...damm

No way I could catch her.

Perfect

Meh

Not bad

Damn, that girl is easy on the eyes.

What a pleasant change from the "thick" beefalos with fake butts or the instagram "models" with their oversized boob jobs and spackled on makeup.

So hot and sexy! I can't stare her down without melting.

German cars, German beer, German wine, German transportation system, German girls. What is there not to like about Germany.

We get it Larry, German girls are the best.

She’s a legit 10

i stared hard. REAL HARD. Like HARD AS A ROCK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Larry, you're a weirdo.