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re: Pickett's father responds

Posted by caliegeaux on 8/13/26 at 12:18 pm to
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BK being a complete clown has now made Jayden look really bad. These things happen when he head guy isn’t involved but is on the golf course


JD: coack kelly, do you think we can retire 5?

BK: yes, i'm tired of seeing it on my scorecard under the Par 3's.

JD: i mean, my number 5.

BK: sure, lets do 5 shots really quick before i hit the back 9, I'll call you if i'm late to practice tomorrow

JD: MOM!!!

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Honestly makes me sick.


i think you misspelled "makes my dick hard".
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Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for shite talk here


it is OM, just making sure you can relate.
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Yep not sure why LSU isn't higher. Like 2019 with the change in offense these huge changes and Lane bringing in this crazy transfer class should have LSU ranked # 1 going into the season but for some reason everyone is keeping expectations down in the polls. Lane has no excuse not to win it all with what he has brought to LSU this season.


i'm glad your expectations for LSU are as high as they are. i'll check in on you throughout the season to see how you're doing.

very few people that i know, very few people even on the rant, were saying LSU was going to go on that run in 2019. we all hoped that the Joe Burrow we saw in the 2nd half of that UCF bowl game would transition to the season, and if it did, we had optimism......but no one was touting LSU as going on that run. but keeping blowing up the Lane Train smoke up your own arse and enjoy the ride.
she can't park a car AND she can't tell you what a woman is. does she have a twin available? obviously she's taken.
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The Chad Jones/Optimus Prime story was my favorite from that thread (yes I remember the most random shite).


wasn't there a peanut butter/jizz correlation reference in that thread? lol
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just like it was for LSU going into 2019.


:lol:
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It has taken me damn near 50 years to figure it out, but I can finally say, I have a good short game.

It unlocked when i finally figured out that if I kept my lead wrist cocked, moved the ball back in the stance, and used a putting stroke, making downward contact on the ball with little to no force from the trail hand, the ball actually goes where I want it.


i've recently done the same, inside of 90yds used to kill me. now i'm playing that range better than i ever have, and i've suddenly forgotten how to take a full 50/56 degree swing without shanking every other one. so damn frustrating.
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Lane/Weis will tailor their concepts to best use the talent set we have on the team. It honestly isn’t much deeper than that.


and lane has said just recently, their "concept" is driven by the team they're playing. they'll run it on weaker run defensive teams, and exploit teams passing that are weaker there. he said its an always revolving concept based on opponent, not their own identity.
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Mandeville PD has all the videos and some detective had to sit and watch dozens of naked local MILF’s in the tanning bed. Not a bad gig if you can get it.


my wife was highly disappointed she wasn't in that number. was going to use the footage to launch her OF platform.
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But the last 3 years (especially in the 2024 Kentucky and Florida games) Weis Jr and his playcalling made me want to swan dive into an empty pool.


:rotflmao: we need some rain then, my pool is getting low!
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On the other hand, there's going to be that 1% on each side that plan to be idiots.


agreed with the entire sentiment of the post, but, i think we're looking at likely around 5% for this game......each side. :lol:
this aint chicageaux or hueng srruurrrrowwwww
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Just shut up and go back to your video game in your mom's basement.


thats harsh!!! but he'll have the MEATLOAF!

re: What's your expectation

Posted by caliegeaux on 7/30/26 at 3:22 pm to
My expectations aren't necessarily W/L related. I think LK will do great here in time.

what i want to see is an offense with a pulse, both lines being just physically menacing and nasty, and some attitude and swag when everyone knows LSU is it.

re: Krew Collura

Posted by caliegeaux on 7/30/26 at 1:43 pm to
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His mom is tiny, like 4'10" and my guy says he may have maxed out on height at this point. He's a lefty.


i thought i knew the family as well, but that confirmed it. yeah she's tiny as hell, but the dad is a pretty tall fella.
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Paaawl Fineburn recalls it differently:


i'm not sure id use that dick with ears for any sort of reference or confirmation of anything. BK was widely disliked here for all his little faults but those were escalated because he wasn't winning.

paul just sucks at life and smooches everyone's arse to get them on, then disses them when he knows there's little chance of having an encounter with them again.
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Tried to convince me to give a raccoon that died in my backyard due to led poisoning to the kids down the street so they could make a hat


in a long list of WTF.........this isn't horrible. :lol:
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I think it activates part of my brain that makes me think of everything in the worst possible light.


keep micro-dosing past the paranoia. its great.