Friday Stare Contest With German Track Star Alicia Schmidt

What a pleasant change from the "thick" beefalos with fake butts or the instagram "models" with their oversized boob jobs and spackled on makeup.

She’s a legit 10

German cars, German beer, German wine, German transportation system, German girls. What is there not to like about Germany.

Bizarre title to these photos, you might be the only one staring bro.

Sheesh ...women truly are god's gift to men...damm

It’s like she’s part of a master race or something…

i stared hard. REAL HARD. Like HARD AS A ROCK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect

This is about as hot as they come!

So, basically a Victoria's Secret Angel (do they even still have this anymore) who just also happens to be a world class track athlete. This is easily one of the most naturally beautiful creatures on Earth. LINK

So hot and sexy! I can't stare her down without melting.

The pullout game would be weak with this one. That woman is gorgeous.

No way I could catch her.

We get it Larry, German girls are the best.

Female German Athletes have come a long way since the days of East Germany. Those women were so full of testosterone & who knows what else, they looked like men.

Damn, that girl is easy on the eyes.

Huh?

Larry, you're a weirdo.

I’m surprised Larry hasn’t drawn a golf club in with Microsoft paint yet.

Not bad