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On Wednesday there was a report that Harvey Updyke had only paid $99 of the $796,731.98 he owes Auburn for poisoning the oak trees at Toomer’s Corner. On Thursday, he responded with this...
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Pavoloco83129 months
Need meds - frick you harvey. Got no job - frick you harvey. Wife with cancer - frick you harvey. Pay the damn money. You suck, your life sucks, but nobody cares.
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CAD703X129 months
seems like he had enough money to attend a few of the bama BCS games

but thats none of my business
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High C129 months
Now he's poisoned the English language, too.
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cwil177129 months
That's the writing of a very intelligent, stand-up individual.
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GeauxTigerTM129 months
Honestly...could this guy be a bigger BAMA fan cliche? You'd swear we made him up on this board...
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justice129 months
Shouldn't have done the crime if you couldn't afford it.
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lsu2006129 months
Excuse me while I shed a tear over this piece of shite's "fixed income".
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Martini129 months
He's an absolutely disgusting piece of shite and I'm sure when the 16 month old is 16 he will have zero to do with his degenerate grandfather. Is this douchebag still in Louisiana? I'd keep the Mexicans and deport his cracker, Appalachia arse.
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LSULyle00690129 months
There's no way his grandson is named Joey, you know it's "Bear," " Saban," "Elephant" or "RTR"
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OzChuffnugg129 months
Sounds like he will have to exchange the double wide for a tent
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SmackDaniels129 months
"21 meds" you don't say?
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Cracker129 months
fricking inbred gump
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lsuhunt555129 months
Should have thought about that before you poisoned the trees.
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idlewatcher129 months
$700k+? Seems pretty steep, but he should still have his a$$ kicked either way.
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Jizzy08129 months
Coffee is for closers!!!
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BowDownToLSU129 months
He lives in LP now
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JumpingTheShark129 months
"my lawyer's, the court, or nobody never got in touch with me"

So either Harvey's lawyer, the court, or not a single fricking person never called him.....wait what?
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geauxbrown129 months
He should have thought about that before he decided to poison a bunch of trees. Too much Bama
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DivePlay129 months
The bammers should give him a bank teller job to help him out...
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SpidermanTUba129 months
File bankruptcy you friggin moron.
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