Cracker

re: Is Vitello really a dickhead?

Posted by Cracker on 4/27/25 at 5:35 pm

Ask his boyfriend

SEC Rant

re: I always talk bad about Vitello

Posted by Cracker on 4/27/25 at 4:33 pm

Oh sugar pants Tony he does have the boys in the locker room putting in the work

re: We may win this series tomorrow

Posted by Cracker on 4/26/25 at 11:30 pm

Nope they are so much deeper we are about 60% vs them we play them 10 times they win 6/7 out of 10

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re: Pest in my soffit. How to scare them out? Edit: raccoon down

Posted by Cracker on 4/26/25 at 5:20 pm

Rent an owl and put it in your attic

Home & Garden

re: I have some restaurant booths that need button repairs.

Posted by Cracker on 4/26/25 at 5:17 pm

It’s very simple if you can get access to the back side. Big needle heavy thread nylon it won’t stretch pull it tight to look similar to the others tie it off on the back side of you don’t have anything to tie it off to tie it to a small dowel so the thread won’t obviously pull through.

Home & Garden

re: Refinishing concrete pilings

Posted by Cracker on 4/26/25 at 5:12 pm

Are they just ugly? You could get a bigger sono tube split it tape it up fill it with Portland and it would be nice and pretty.
Me paint it flat black

Home & Garden

re: Who would win a fight on a muddy dirt road?

Posted by Cracker on 4/26/25 at 5:05 pm

Otters are freaking Demons pound for pound the meanest animals in North America. But that stupid arse dog 3 times weight and bigger bite unfortunately that stupid breed of peace
I was figuring fresh water river otter. Maybe 20-30 lbs
Giant otter hang on there a minute I belive we are even

re: Utah couple arrested, accused of smuggling $300M in oil into US from Mexico

Posted by Cracker on 4/26/25 at 4:57 pm

Could you just go buy some land with a rig on it and boom you have a permitted well and now have oil to sale? Prob not that simple but

re: M.I.P. - alcohol seizure in Florida (Spring Break)

Posted by Cracker on 4/20/25 at 10:34 am

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Honestly, the Michelob Ultra shouldn’t count. That shite is like drinking water.

Princess it has the same alcohol content of most domestic light beers. 4.2% except for coors light at 5.0

re: Alabama 7 @ LSU 4 Final - SECN

Posted by Cracker on 4/19/25 at 5:54 pm

I literally just flipped the game on to watch the ball go over the fence. I am going to turn it off I am bad luck

re: Amanda Bynes launching an OnlyFans

Posted by Cracker on 4/17/25 at 7:04 pm

Vomit

re: Zillow is now forecasting home values to drop in every large US metro over the next year

Posted by Cracker on 4/17/25 at 6:59 pm

Anyone see a pattern ?

re: Louisiana legislator puts forward bill to end LSU football day games in September

Posted by Cracker on 4/17/25 at 6:57 pm

What a putz and them period

re: Today is the 113th anniversary of the RMS Titanic hitting the iceberg

Posted by Cracker on 4/14/25 at 9:09 pm

0 fricks given

re: Why is Ryan Reynolds having to do an @$$ ton of mint mobile ads...

Posted by Cracker on 4/14/25 at 9:08 pm

He does deals like Shaquille he gets equity $$$$

re: Do guys who wear undershirts just don’t care that it looks retarded & is also kinda dumb?

Posted by Cracker on 4/13/25 at 2:53 pm

When you spend a good amount of money on hand tailored pin point dress shirts you do extend the life of the shirt. Unlike your brown carhart t shirt

re: Why are people up in arms about Real ID?

Posted by Cracker on 4/13/25 at 2:51 pm

It’s laughable the inept government this has been 24 years of planning! I have a passport NOPE not good frick you get a passport card it’s easier! Proof the government is a joke.