Martini
| Favorite team: | North Carolina  |
| Location: | Near Athens |
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| Number of Posts: | 49678 |
| Registered on: | 3/9/2005 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Taco Bell locations pull ingredients off menu as ‘explosive diarrhea’ parasite cases surge
Posted by Martini on 7/9/26 at 2:09 pm to PsychTiger
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With Taco Bell that's not a flaw it's a feature.
Absolutely. That’s part of the charm of the place.
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re: Mayor of New York wants everyone to set their thermostat to 78 degrees
Posted by Martini on 7/1/26 at 7:15 pm to Turnblad85
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if 78 ever feels hot to you, step outside for a minute and come back in.
Maybe we should just turn on the attic fan. Or the box fan in the window.
Or maybe just go sleep on the screen porch.
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Friend: P.J. Clarke’s on 55th and 3rd also has full length marble urinals.
So does Liuzzas.
re: DiGulios
Posted by Martini on 6/28/26 at 11:52 am to Trout Bandit
He just increased the wait time for a table by 30 minutes.
I go a lot for Sunday brunch. Very good carbonara. Great place.
I go a lot for Sunday brunch. Very good carbonara. Great place.
re: Boomers and long-term impact on younger generations
Posted by Martini on 6/28/26 at 10:43 am to boogiewoogie1978
If every hour spent blaming Boomers had been spent learning a trade, earning another certification, starting a side business, or improving a skill, we’d probably be having a very different conversation.
History doesn’t owe anyone a level playing field. Every generation has had to figure out how to make its own way.
History doesn’t owe anyone a level playing field. Every generation has had to figure out how to make its own way.
re: Tony Spell arrested for Battery!
Posted by Martini on 6/24/26 at 8:14 pm to Mike da Tigah
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That twenty year old shot his mouth off to a grown man and got exactly what he deserved. This should happen a lot more often not less and a lot of things will work themselves out these days in being respectful.
The only thing I would note here is the twenty year old is a grown man too.
Seems many think he’s “just a kid” and Spell is the only grown man.
When I was 20 if I would have gotten the shite kicked out of myself by I guess a 50 ish year old man I would go away and hide.
And that was an absolute fricking beat down. That guy doesn’t know come here from sick em
re: The Deadly Rise of Giant Trucks and SUV's
Posted by Martini on 6/23/26 at 10:30 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
I think you should not be able to own a large four wheel drive truck or any truck for that matter if you never put it in four wheel drive, never tow anything, never put more than groceries and 3 bags of topsoil from Home Depot in the bed, have never let it get dirty and don’t know how to park.
And if you have the New Iberia squat you need the shite kicked out of you by Brother Spell.
I have had 3/4 ton diesels for 35 years and all of them work their asses off. They are well maintained and cleaned pretty regular but they have scratches and dents which are like callouses on a working man’s hand.
If you actually work the truck god bless you. Otherwise I hope you get stuck in the LSU grass parking lot and have to get a coed in her Jeep to pull you out.
And if you have the New Iberia squat you need the shite kicked out of you by Brother Spell.
I have had 3/4 ton diesels for 35 years and all of them work their asses off. They are well maintained and cleaned pretty regular but they have scratches and dents which are like callouses on a working man’s hand.
If you actually work the truck god bless you. Otherwise I hope you get stuck in the LSU grass parking lot and have to get a coed in her Jeep to pull you out.
re: 11 sick, 2 hospitalized in Louisiana after drinking raw milk
Posted by Martini on 6/23/26 at 10:13 pm to Missouri Waltz
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It never caused me any problems but that cow had not been injected with a list of pharmaceuticals either.
Most now aren’t using rBst hormones as most milk processors won’t buy milk if it has been used.
Mostly they use antibiotics if ill and vaccines which is preventative care and in a herd needed. These have been used for a hundred years.
Raw milk makes the best cheese you can ever eat.
re: Woman who stole NY Knicks trash can fired from role as JPMorgan DEI exec
Posted by Martini on 6/23/26 at 9:57 pm to Shiftyplus1
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Not if she ate it first. Look at that fat piece of shite. I'll bet she's actually consumed a firearm and didn't even realize it.
Give me the Glock 17L dressed with pickles.
re: Lawyers of OT, what lawyer do you think has the highest hourly rate in Louisiana?
Posted by Martini on 6/23/26 at 8:45 pm to Hangover Haven
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Takes his 40%...
Which probably equates to $5k an hour for him.
re: Tony Spell arrested for Battery!
Posted by Martini on 6/23/26 at 8:42 pm to RoosterCogburn585
Dear lord she would fricking spook a stick horse.
Not sure if that’s worth throwing McKnuckle sandwiches for-maybe with the holy trinity making me.
Ahh yes. I vaguely remember. Fire Chief wife or something?
Or am I just way the frick off.
It was always a good discussion on here.
Or am I just way the frick off.
It was always a good discussion on here.
Wasn’t there a murder over there a few years ago he was involved in?
re: Just watched Sammy's in Prairieville burn down (Update)
Posted by Martini on 6/17/26 at 11:13 pm to SuperSaint
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SuperSaintquote:I live a block away. you call that living?
I see you and Paul Allen still tickling each other’s pickle.
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That’s rates with people who have had repossessions. That’s absolutely egregious.
That’s PayDay Loans rates.
re: Tommy Casanova on Offense
Posted by Martini on 4/21/26 at 3:36 pm to blueridgeTiger
Gate 10 Section 20 2 ramps up about the 15
Yard line. My lifetime seat and 8 my father had starting in 1948.
I remember watching Bert Jones and Andy Hamilton while my friends routinely made $40-$50 per game working the concession stand. They kept asking me to work and I finally told my father I wanted to work it.
He said, and I quote “Jesus Christ son you sit next to me with cokes, hot dogs, peanuts and watch these great games and once a quarter I give you a $20 bill to go get me a cup of ice. Not once in all these years have
you ever given me change back. I know damn well your friends are giving you the cup of ice so each game you make $80 plus free food and get to watch the damn game. I’ve got to go talk to your god damn math teacher.”
Yard line. My lifetime seat and 8 my father had starting in 1948.
I remember watching Bert Jones and Andy Hamilton while my friends routinely made $40-$50 per game working the concession stand. They kept asking me to work and I finally told my father I wanted to work it.
He said, and I quote “Jesus Christ son you sit next to me with cokes, hot dogs, peanuts and watch these great games and once a quarter I give you a $20 bill to go get me a cup of ice. Not once in all these years have
you ever given me change back. I know damn well your friends are giving you the cup of ice so each game you make $80 plus free food and get to watch the damn game. I’ve got to go talk to your god damn math teacher.”
re: US Post Offices have been Infiltrated
Posted by Martini on 4/15/26 at 7:30 pm to PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
I’ve had a PO Box for 40 years and for the most part haven’t had many problems other than the one clerk working with a long line and other workers milling around.
But what does Lisa me off is USPS has removed all mailboxes around the city including the ones outside of the actual post office building because a group out of Lafayette had stolen keys and were stealing the mail.
There is no way in hell they can’t figure out how to develop a relatively safe locking mechanism for the boxes.
But what does Lisa me off is USPS has removed all mailboxes around the city including the ones outside of the actual post office building because a group out of Lafayette had stolen keys and were stealing the mail.
There is no way in hell they can’t figure out how to develop a relatively safe locking mechanism for the boxes.
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This is garbage
Perhaps you don’t realize some people/posters here can actually write complete sentences with coherent thoughts.
Just read my post history.
But I can also get to your intellectual level if you so need and suggest you eat a super sized sack of hairy dicks.
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How did you type all that out with Trump's dick in both hands?
He wallowed it around in his mouth while he was typing.
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