Martini
| Favorite team: | North Carolina  |
| Location: | Near Athens |
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| Number of Posts: | 49659 |
| Registered on: | 3/9/2005 |
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re: US Post Offices have been Infiltrated
Posted by Martini on 4/15/26 at 7:30 pm to PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
I’ve had a PO Box for 40 years and for the most part haven’t had many problems other than the one clerk working with a long line and other workers milling around.
But what does Lisa me off is USPS has removed all mailboxes around the city including the ones outside of the actual post office building because a group out of Lafayette had stolen keys and were stealing the mail.
There is no way in hell they can’t figure out how to develop a relatively safe locking mechanism for the boxes.
But what does Lisa me off is USPS has removed all mailboxes around the city including the ones outside of the actual post office building because a group out of Lafayette had stolen keys and were stealing the mail.
There is no way in hell they can’t figure out how to develop a relatively safe locking mechanism for the boxes.
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This is garbage
Perhaps you don’t realize some people/posters here can actually write complete sentences with coherent thoughts.
Just read my post history.
But I can also get to your intellectual level if you so need and suggest you eat a super sized sack of hairy dicks.
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How did you type all that out with Trump's dick in both hands?
He wallowed it around in his mouth while he was typing.
China isn’t “silent”—they’re calculating. They don’t react emotionally or publicly because they don’t need to. They’re watching how far things escalate, securing their energy, and positioning themselves for whatever comes next. That’s how they operate.
And this isn’t “the kind of diplomacy they respect.” China doesn’t respect unpredictability or public strong-arming—they exploit it. What they respond to is stability, leverage, and long-term positioning. Moves like this don’t earn respect; they create openings.
What’s actually concerning is the confidence behind your comment. This isn’t a simple show of strength—it’s a situation involving global oil flow, major trade routes, and countries that don’t respond predictably under pressure. Misreading that as “they respect this” is a serious oversimplification.
And reducing it to slogans ignores the real risk: escalation here doesn’t stay contained. It hits economies, alliances, and stability far beyond the original move.
This isn’t something to celebrate or joke about. It’s a high-stakes situation with consequences that don’t care about anyone’s political side.
Not an SEC football game.
And this isn’t “the kind of diplomacy they respect.” China doesn’t respect unpredictability or public strong-arming—they exploit it. What they respond to is stability, leverage, and long-term positioning. Moves like this don’t earn respect; they create openings.
What’s actually concerning is the confidence behind your comment. This isn’t a simple show of strength—it’s a situation involving global oil flow, major trade routes, and countries that don’t respond predictably under pressure. Misreading that as “they respect this” is a serious oversimplification.
And reducing it to slogans ignores the real risk: escalation here doesn’t stay contained. It hits economies, alliances, and stability far beyond the original move.
This isn’t something to celebrate or joke about. It’s a high-stakes situation with consequences that don’t care about anyone’s political side.
Not an SEC football game.
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I also do a ricotta/cottage cheese 1:1 for my lasagna
Whoa...just had a flashback to my mom's lasagna. Core memory unlocked.
Mine too. She did it on half because my father hated it.
It became popular in the 1970’s as a diet food and the cookbooks of the day were using it. Better Homes and Gardens etc…which is where a lot of those old dishes came from. (Pineapple salad with mayo and
Cheddar cheese)
And no one outside of maybe some Italian neighborhoods had even heard of ricotta much less used it.
And I also ate it with salt and pepper. Borden’s brand. Still do.
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fajitas w beans and rice chicken $25 skirt steak $28
$35 at Superior
We went Monday night and the place was full. It was good enough. Nothing earth shattering but it will do fine where it is located. A lot of roof tops out there.
There is a Cajun meats, boudin, etc… kind of like Bergeron’s in Port Allen going in on the other end cap of that building. Don’t think they have started the buildout yet.
re: Louisiana Lagniappe Favorites
Posted by Martini on 3/25/26 at 8:24 am to Will Cover
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Fresh Fish en Papillote (fish in parchment paper or fish in a bag)
I like this as well.
What I also like is when you sit down they bring you a glass of water (H2O, also known as wet liquid)
Yep.
But not as much as livermush which is about the only difference between those two.
I put pork liver in my boudin. It’s a great flavor.
But not as much as livermush which is about the only difference between those two.
I put pork liver in my boudin. It’s a great flavor.
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quote:isn't this Joey Swoll's company? Is he any relation to Doc Swole?
Doc Swole on ChatGPT. God those were great. I’m laughing my arse off.
Doc Swole on TigerDroppings wasn’t a real public figure—it was a legendary troll / parody persona created by a forum poster in the mid-2000s. The character became famous on the site for over-the-top, fictional stories written in the voice of an absurd “alpha male” bodybuilder. ?
What the character was
• A satirical bodybuilding “alpha male” narrator.
• Stories involved things like “cardio bunnies,” giant biceps (“18-inch pythons”), protein powder, creatine, and wild parties. ?
• The tone deliberately mocked early-2000s pickup-artist / bodybuilding bro culture.
Why old LSU forum users remember it
For people on TigerDroppings in the 2005–2012 era, “Doc Swole” threads were basically early internet meme storytelling—like the forum version of the old Chuck Norris facts or copypasta stories.
Here is one of the classic “Doc Swole” copypasta stories that circulated on TigerDroppings and other forums in the late 2000s. It captures the ridiculous tone of the character:
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Doc Swole — Cardio Bunny Encounter
Doc Swole was finishing his third set of incline dumbbell presses with the 140s when he noticed her.
A cardio bunny.
Blonde ponytail. Pink tank top. Doing that fake jog girls do on the treadmill when they’re really just watching the TVs.
Doc racked the weights and wiped the sweat from his 18-inch pythons.
She glanced over.
Hooked.
Doc knew the look. They always looked.
He walked over to the water fountain, casually mixing a scoop of whey isolate and creatine into his shaker bottle.
“Hard workout?” she asked.
Doc smirked.
“Just warming up.”
Across the gym, Mongo and Lex were finishing deadlifts and nodding approvingly.
The cardio bunny bit her lip.
“What do you do?” she asked.
Doc Swole shrugged.
“Mostly lift.”
re: Does Anyone Else Like Scrapple?
Posted by Martini on 3/12/26 at 9:11 am to Missouri Waltz
My father was from Philadelphia and we grew up eating it. All of us in the family love it and he used to order Habbersett in November because back then they only shipped during cold months and we all got a few 1 lb blocks of it.
Love it fried really crispy with an over easy egg. I still order it from time to time. I make his Hoagies too.
The difference between it and hogs head cheese is scrapple uses cornmeal as a binder where hogs head is gelatin. And it’s eaten hot where hogs head cheese is typically eaten cold.
Livermush in North Carolina is pretty much the same as scrapple except more liver.
I’ll eat all of them. They include everything but the squeal.
Love it fried really crispy with an over easy egg. I still order it from time to time. I make his Hoagies too.
The difference between it and hogs head cheese is scrapple uses cornmeal as a binder where hogs head is gelatin. And it’s eaten hot where hogs head cheese is typically eaten cold.
Livermush in North Carolina is pretty much the same as scrapple except more liver.
I’ll eat all of them. They include everything but the squeal.
re: Bondi is a disaster
Posted by Martini on 2/11/26 at 10:57 pm to rileytiger
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She did fine. I saw it. Mostly the democrats were the clown show. All of this Epstein shite is their diversion. Most of America really doesn’t care. The retards on here want to make it otherwise.
Some of you retards live in a bubble.
re: 24 hour rise for a king cake? Any suggestions?
Posted by Martini on 2/10/26 at 8:13 pm to StringedInstruments
6th grade.
Go grab one from the store and put it on your own platter. Don’t let your kid rat you out.
My wife did it a few times with Stouffers lasagna and I bragged to everyone-probably on here too about how great it was. She even made up some shite about an old Italian cousin from New Jersey that gave her the recipe. I was married to this pale skinned WASP for five years before I found the box in the bottom of the garbage can.
Italian cousin my arse.
You can fool 6th graders. And the teacher won’t care-she gets free king cake.
Go grab one from the store and put it on your own platter. Don’t let your kid rat you out.
My wife did it a few times with Stouffers lasagna and I bragged to everyone-probably on here too about how great it was. She even made up some shite about an old Italian cousin from New Jersey that gave her the recipe. I was married to this pale skinned WASP for five years before I found the box in the bottom of the garbage can.
Italian cousin my arse.
You can fool 6th graders. And the teacher won’t care-she gets free king cake.
re: Ever Wonder Why there were No Karen’s in The 1950’s?
Posted by Martini on 2/10/26 at 5:03 pm to AwgustaDawg
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They were, in my opinion, not as great as many remember.
Opinions vary.
Disco Biscuits and we ate them by the boatload.
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The assholes who leave 3 seconds left on the timer. Clear that shite
The fatties that don’t want you to hear the beep and scream at them eating again.
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Mikelbr
One hole of glory…
re: Is Vegas normally this dead?
Posted by Martini on 2/2/26 at 10:41 pm to dallastiger55
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All the bachelorette parties are now in Nashville, Charleston, Austin, etc and guys are doing Bourbon/golf trips
Has there been a thread on this ridiculous shite?
A friend stepdaughter was in a wedding in Maui that had 8 fricking bridesmaids all from S Louisiana that had to travel for that and two weeks after she got home went to London for a bachelorette party.
I went to Southdowns and bought the fourth round of drinks for my party.
And yeah…Vegas is dying on the vine. 25 years from now it will be Detroit with sunshine.
I don’t even have to open that. I just saw his face and started laughing.
re: The story of two nurses: Laken Riley v Alex Pretti
Posted by Martini on 1/25/26 at 10:29 pm to rocksteady
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The only thing consistent is your period. If I carry a gun, seek out LEOs, attack/obstruct/resist/fist fight/wrestle/etc - and they don't shoot me, I'll report them to their superiors for failing to do their duty. See how easy that is you gaping vagina?
You must have your head inside your mother’s gaping vagina if that’s what you actually think any video of this murder shows.
And I’m sure it smells like a dumpster in there.
See how easy that is you retarded frick?
re: Do you treat RB&R as a main dish or a side?
Posted by Martini on 1/21/26 at 11:22 pm to CrawfishElvis
Monday it is a main dish.
Tuesday it is a side.
Tuesday it is a side.
re: Sniffing Your Own Farts Could Protect Your Brain and Prevent Alzheimer’s
Posted by Martini on 1/19/26 at 10:56 pm to SallysHuman
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Does it count if you sniff someone else's farts?
Second hand farts.
Causes cancer.
re: The Art Bar
Posted by Martini on 1/19/26 at 6:19 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Very cool interior but in a shitty location for whitey to go to.
Never bothered me. I have been to many shows at Red Dragon too which is a worse area.
I saw the Reivers there probably 1990 or so. Great show and a good band. Not sure whatever happened to them.
Art Bar had this big bouncer that also played the drums. He would toss your drunk arse out into the parking lot then get behind the kit and bash the tubs like Bonham. He could hold the pocket like anyone who hit the skins. Last I heard he was laying it down with Dick and the Foreskins.
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