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On Wednesday there was a report that Harvey Updyke had only paid $99 of the $796,731.98 he owes Auburn for poisoning the oak trees at Toomer’s Corner. On Thursday, he responded with this...
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Pavoloco83129 months
Need meds - frick you harvey. Got no job - frick you harvey. Wife with cancer - frick you harvey. Pay the damn money. You suck, your life sucks, but nobody cares.
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Displaced129 months
if he has only paid $99, he has not paid $100 a month. Just saying.
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lsu2006129 months
Excuse me while I shed a tear over this piece of shite's "fixed income".
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LoveThatMoney129 months
He's probably very glad we no longer have debtor prisons.
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cwil177129 months
That's the writing of a very intelligent, stand-up individual.
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CAD703X129 months
seems like he had enough money to attend a few of the bama BCS games

but thats none of my business
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theBru129 months
The blue gumps actually expect him to pay them? It will never happen, unless some of the NFL red gumps take up a collection for him...bet ole st nickie will be one of the first to donate...feel sorry for his family, not him...
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justice129 months
Shouldn't have done the crime if you couldn't afford it.
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lsuhunt555129 months
Should have thought about that before you poisoned the trees.
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OzChuffnugg129 months
Sounds like he will have to exchange the double wide for a tent
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Displaced129 months
don't worry guys, at $100 a month he will have those trees paid off in only 66,394 years (assuming no interest)
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Displaced129 months
sorry, my math was wrong. it will only take 664 years.
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High C129 months
Now he's poisoned the English language, too.
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SpidermanTUba129 months
File bankruptcy you friggin moron.
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DivePlay129 months
The bammers should give him a bank teller job to help him out...
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geauxbrown129 months
He should have thought about that before he decided to poison a bunch of trees. Too much Bama
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JumpingTheShark129 months
"my lawyer's, the court, or nobody never got in touch with me"

So either Harvey's lawyer, the court, or not a single fricking person never called him.....wait what?
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LSULyle00690129 months
There's no way his grandson is named Joey, you know it's "Bear," " Saban," "Elephant" or "RTR"
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Martini129 months
He's an absolutely disgusting piece of shite and I'm sure when the 16 month old is 16 he will have zero to do with his degenerate grandfather. Is this douchebag still in Louisiana? I'd keep the Mexicans and deport his cracker, Appalachia arse.
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Cracker129 months
fricking inbred gump
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