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Things more exclusive than the University of Mississippi (98% acceptance rate)

Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:20 pm
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
7441 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:20 pm

A Costco membership — you have to pay $65 and show ID.
A Facebook group for your own neighborhood — somebody still has to approve you.
A public library card — proof of residency required.
TSA PreCheck — requires a background check and an interview.
A free trial of Amazon Prime — they at least want a valid credit card.
The DMV — you can actually fail the test.
A Planet Fitness membership — insufficient funds can technically get you rejected.
Being seated at Applebee’s without a reservation — they might be really busy.
A CAPTCHA — has rejected more applicants than Ole Miss.
Noah’s Ark — there was literally a capacity limit.
Death — Christ managed to defeat it.
Ole Miss — at 98%, applying is less of an application and more of a courtesy notification that you’ll be arriving in August.
Posted by 1983
Member since Jan 2026
719 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:30 pm to
Dang brother someone at Ole Miss must have really hurt you
I’m so sorry bless your heart
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
79190 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Uga Alum
All Ole Miss, all the time
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4794 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:35 pm to
You ok bud?
Posted by VFL67
Member since Feb 2025
3252 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:42 pm to
Heard it's easier to get into the University of Mississippi than your wife's pants

Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
40198 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

All Ole Miss, all the time
Seriously, what could have happened to him to be so obsessed/deranged?
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
7441 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:06 pm to
Watching you repeatedly simp for Ole Miss is fascinating.
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 7:08 pm
Posted by Veritas
Member since Feb 2005
12094 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss


Sounds backwards and racist
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4043 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Things more exclusive than the University of Mississippi (98% acceptance rate)


Skid row hookers.
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1679 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

A Costco membership — you have to pay $65 and show ID.
A Facebook group for your own neighborhood — somebody still has to approve you.
A public library card — proof of residency required.
TSA PreCheck — requires a background check and an interview.
A free trial of Amazon Prime — they at least want a valid credit card.
The DMV — you can actually fail the test.
A Planet Fitness membership — insufficient funds can technically get you rejected.
Being seated at Applebee’s without a reservation — they might be really busy.
A CAPTCHA — has rejected more applicants than Ole Miss.
Noah’s Ark — there was literally a capacity limit.
Death — Christ managed to defeat it.
Ole Miss — at 98%, applying is less of an application and more of a courtesy notification that you’ll be arriving in August.


I notice your wife didn't make the list.

Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
8556 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:12 pm to
It's strange, he keeps copying and pasting the exact same slop from some dude on Reddit.
Posted by braves21
Colorado
Member since Sep 2022
1829 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:13 pm to
Wow you really are obsessed
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
8556 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:17 pm to
He's an LSU fan.

LINK

LINK
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 7:18 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30871 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:19 pm to
Women on Tinder
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
4492 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:34 pm to
Not everyone can go to Harvard or Princeton, and you can get an increduble education at certain state universities, but if you have a child attending Ole Miss, you completely failed as a parent.
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
5885 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 12:36 pm to
quote:


It's strange, he keeps copying and pasting the exact same slop from some dude on Reddit.


Yep, nothing about OP is original (except for his/her level of butt hurt).
Posted by Csmims
A sandy beach in paradise
Member since Jan 2019
4423 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 1:11 pm to
Now do the school you flunked out of. Valdosta St
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