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Things more exclusive than the University of Mississippi (98% acceptance rate)
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:20 pm
A Costco membership — you have to pay $65 and show ID.
A Facebook group for your own neighborhood — somebody still has to approve you.
A public library card — proof of residency required.
TSA PreCheck — requires a background check and an interview.
A free trial of Amazon Prime — they at least want a valid credit card.
The DMV — you can actually fail the test.
A Planet Fitness membership — insufficient funds can technically get you rejected.
Being seated at Applebee’s without a reservation — they might be really busy.
A CAPTCHA — has rejected more applicants than Ole Miss.
Noah’s Ark — there was literally a capacity limit.
Death — Christ managed to defeat it.
Ole Miss — at 98%, applying is less of an application and more of a courtesy notification that you’ll be arriving in August.
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Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:30 pm to Uga Alum
Dang brother someone at Ole Miss must have really hurt you
I’m so sorry bless your heart
I’m so sorry bless your heart
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:32 pm to Uga Alum
quote:All Ole Miss, all the time
Uga Alum
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:35 pm to Uga Alum
You ok bud?
Posted on 8/24/26 at 6:42 pm to Uga Alum
Heard it's easier to get into the University of Mississippi than your wife's pants
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:06 pm to Henry Jones Jr
quote:Seriously, what could have happened to him to be so obsessed/deranged?
All Ole Miss, all the time
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:06 pm to Diamondawg
Watching you repeatedly simp for Ole Miss is fascinating.
This post was edited on 8/24/26 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:08 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Ole Miss
Sounds backwards and racist
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:09 pm to Uga Alum
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Things more exclusive than the University of Mississippi (98% acceptance rate)
Skid row hookers.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:12 pm to Uga Alum
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A Costco membership — you have to pay $65 and show ID.
A Facebook group for your own neighborhood — somebody still has to approve you.
A public library card — proof of residency required.
TSA PreCheck — requires a background check and an interview.
A free trial of Amazon Prime — they at least want a valid credit card.
The DMV — you can actually fail the test.
A Planet Fitness membership — insufficient funds can technically get you rejected.
Being seated at Applebee’s without a reservation — they might be really busy.
A CAPTCHA — has rejected more applicants than Ole Miss.
Noah’s Ark — there was literally a capacity limit.
Death — Christ managed to defeat it.
Ole Miss — at 98%, applying is less of an application and more of a courtesy notification that you’ll be arriving in August.
I notice your wife didn't make the list.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:12 pm to 1983
It's strange, he keeps copying and pasting the exact same slop from some dude on Reddit.
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:13 pm to Uga Alum
Wow you really are obsessed
Posted on 8/24/26 at 7:17 pm to braves21
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