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Lane Kiffin has informed LSU he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:16 pm
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If tweet fails to load, click here. For those who don’t get it, google JP Morgan COO.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 7:24 pm
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:27 pm to WildcatMike
Knew this was fake because she isn’t young enough or hot enough for Lane
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:27 pm to Henry Jones Jr
You should read the story if you haven't. She more than makes up for it in eagerness
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:34 pm to OleVaught14
According to that chick, she has cannons. LOL, she is Lane’s type.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:37 pm to WildcatMike
Have an upvote for the effort
Is it just me or does she have a big forehead and chin?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:49 pm to Cheese Grits
Dude made up the story
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:01 pm to WildcatMike
Try rehab. At least once.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:09 pm to Cheese Grits
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Is it just me or does she have a big forehead and chin?
It's definitely you. She's freaking hot AF!
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:24 pm to WildcatMike
She forced the dude to let her give a BJ and he cried. That is just the start, pretty wild if true.
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:22 pm to SpartanSoul
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She forced the dude to let her give a BJ and he cried.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:17 pm to Lucado
Because the dude made it all up, he should've at least made the dialogue a little more believable 
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If tweet fails to load, click here.Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:31 pm to AirbusDawg
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She's freaking hot AF!
OT 7 at best
Seen better in the Quad
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:35 pm to SidewalkTiger
His story was just all the Jennifer Anniston scenes from Horrible Bosses thrown together.
At least he tried, if not very well.
At least he tried, if not very well.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 7:12 am to WildcatMike
She's kind of thick. How many babies has she had?
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:02 am to WildcatMike
COO that is funny. She isn’t that high in the organization.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:40 am to Chingon Ag
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:59 am to WildcatMike
good one!
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:20 am to Furlong the Red
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His story was just all the Jennifer Anniston scenes from Horrible Bosses thrown together.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:28 am to WildcatMike
It was some jeet who made up the story and is gonna get wrecked for defamation.
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Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:38 am to WildcatMike
I bet the OP sounded way funnier in the author's head!
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