Furlong the Red
| Favorite team: | UNO |
| Location: | Uptown |
| Biography: | "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve." - First LSU President and American hero William Tecumseh Sherman |
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| Number of Posts: | 1345 |
| Registered on: | 12/22/2022 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Austin paying firm to design firefighter entrance exam so non-white men can score better
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/12/26 at 11:19 am to fightin tigers
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Hiring the best scoring isn't always the recipe for getting the best candidate.
Then why give the test?
re: Lacy's done for the season
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/12/26 at 11:04 am to Crimson Wraith
Just trying to get away from Frank is all.
re: Could you Finish an Ironman in 3 Days?
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/12/26 at 8:00 am to Scruffy
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given 3 days, if you are moderately fit, I don’t think it would be as impossible as some of you think.
Slightly impossible just not totally impossible. In reality, an average fit person wouldnt even come close. Many of you are underestimating the hydration factor.
re: Wolverine may actually have been a flop
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/9/26 at 4:11 pm to Roaad
The game wasnt that good bro I played it.
See? Benefit of experience.
See? Benefit of experience.
re: Texas A&M has officially been eliminated from ever playing in an SEC Championship Game
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/9/26 at 10:43 am to NighthawkDawg
Ole Miss had 35 years and couldnt make it even once lmao
re: Celeb Entourage, Bball Goal on sidelines, Kiffin's Nephew with Fire Extinguisher
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/9/26 at 8:20 am to billjamin
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That kid is living a hell of a life and looks like they’re all having fun with it and it’s harmless
Bammers see a kid having fun at their expense and it fills them with primal rage. Insecure bunch.
re: We peaked vs Clemson.
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/9/26 at 7:59 am to nicholastiger
Bama game would still matter. It just wouldnt have effectively been a de-facto elimination game.
re: We peaked vs Clemson.
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/9/26 at 6:33 am to Meauxjeaux
Auburn
re: Wolverine may actually have been a flop
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/8/26 at 10:28 pm to Roaad
The Wolverine game that was made 20 years ago flopped pretty bad too.
In theory, its a cool concept but results are results...
In theory, its a cool concept but results are results...
re: There is a conspiracy theory quietly making it around Ole Miss big money booster circles
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/8/26 at 12:21 pm to rebeloke
These kinds of things are what Ole Miss fans think about all day long. The university is basically a giant hair salon. Endless power fantasies about how they secretly rule the world as ill-meaning aristocrats.
re: does bama or LSU melt harder with a loss?
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/6/26 at 9:34 am to RockyRococco
No one gets immediately aggressive like bammers after a loss. They will be ready to throw down with anyone wearing purple. The Bear wont be disrespected.
re: Could you Finish an Ironman in 3 Days?
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/4/26 at 9:43 am to littleavery1948
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Most people that say yes are lying, but do you expect people to be honest behind a keyboard?
By page 3, there will be 50 of them.
re: They giving us a free loss to LSU to get in still.
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/4/26 at 8:58 am to UtahCajun
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Using the injury excuse is lame as hell. As if other teams aren't dealing with injuries at critical positions.
If they lose, it is the only thing you will hear out of bammers for the next calender year.
"We was injured, PAWL. It ain't fair!"
re: Voters 18-30
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/4/26 at 7:19 am to Figgy
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If last night doesn’t wake them up nothing ever will.
Nothing ever will. They are too myopic and mentally stuck in 1976.
re: Can we kick out Texas and A&M if they elect Talarico?
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/4/26 at 4:38 am to SEC Doctor
Talarico looks like every aggy i have seen IRL
re: 3 weeks in a row in Kiffins presser
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/2/26 at 3:08 pm to pkf4lsu
He knows that consistently being ready to be on the winning side of those decisions is the difference between good and great. He knows what a missed opportunity that call was but fortunately is also aware that he's going to get a lot more chances to get it right.
re: Has anyone considered that this execution debacle could be God's will?
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/2/26 at 9:55 am to BrodyDad
Maybe. And maybe it is also God's will for her to be re-executed. Only one way to find out.
re: Deboar and Kiffen meeting this week.
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/2/26 at 8:07 am to XenScott
I love that bammers think that dopey shite like this is clever.
re: There've been four "Heupel to OU" threads here in the last 24 hours.
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/2/26 at 7:20 am to New Money
Is Bob Stoops still hanging around OU? If yes, then it aint happening.
re: Does anyone else not even care if the Democrats win Tuesday?
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/2/26 at 5:40 am to Allthatfades
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I think I’ve come to realize that nothing ever changes no matter who’s in charge.
Your first mistake is thinking that any of these people you see or hear are actually in charge.
re: Just preparing the rant for - Updated. Again. And Again
Posted by Furlong the Red on 11/1/26 at 4:53 pm to RTRnFlorida
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they didn’t win. We lost.
You're confused again this is the go-to bammer excuse.
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