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Posted on 6/25/16 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30019 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 4:15 pm to
Jim Bob Harris
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11077 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

True story


Not exactly the most exciting story, however.
Posted by DawgHolliday
the 'cloven-land', ga
Member since Sep 2012
4979 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 5:58 pm to
UGA homer calls: Bacarri Rambo, Tron Jackson, Hiawatha Berry, Mo Lewis

Others: Bart Starr, Rosie Greer, Doak Walker, Jake Locker, Peerless Price
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
12222 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:06 pm to
The son of Mr and Mrs Hobley: young Ratphuc.
Posted by CRDNLSCHMCPSN11
Member since Dec 2014
17228 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 8:40 pm to
Georgia used a have a player named Muhamed Massaquoi. I like that name.
Posted by MSU5
Memphis
Member since Aug 2011
3411 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 8:44 pm to
RA'd for Islamic terrorist supporter
Posted by Insideradvantage
Member since Oct 2014
6871 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 8:47 pm to
Former Notre Dame LB, Michael Stonebraker. Case closed.
This post was edited on 6/25/16 at 8:48 pm
Posted by MSU5
Memphis
Member since Aug 2011
3411 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Insideradvantage


I thought you got banned
Posted by CRDNLSCHMCPSN11
Member since Dec 2014
17228 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 9:24 pm to
Good call there. Next time I'll remember not to blow my cover.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 10:21 pm to
His full name wasn't what was funny, it was when he was a Gamecock QB...

Good ol' Chris Smelley.

He was a verified, authentic Smelley Cock.

This post was edited on 6/25/16 at 10:23 pm
Posted by Gatorsfan1116
Member since May 2016
62 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 7:36 am to
Plaxico Burress, Ashton Youboty, Chris fu'matu'mafala.
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19054 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 7:43 am to
what about Captain Muderlin?
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9661 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:07 am to
Teapot brown-auburn
Lectron Williams-auburn
Ruffin "ready" rodrigue
Reggie Cobb and Webb-ut backfield known as cobbwebb
Faton bauta
The snake
Posted by Gatorsfan1116
Member since May 2016
62 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:07 am to
How about Natrone Means.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9661 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:35 am to
Benjamin Franklin "buck" belue
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29647 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:37 am to
hw in the hell has this thread gotten to 4 pages without the absolute best name ever for a college football player?

UGA's own - Happy Dicks!

LINK

bonus - BEST Sports name ever?

Dick Trickle - that guy rarely won, but ALWAYS got TV time cuz the announcers LOVED saying his name

sponsors were THRILLED to put a logo on his car...
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5146 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 9:10 am to
Eastern Michigan has a player named Lion King. Pitt's most recent kicker was Chris Blewitt.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29647 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Chris Blewitt


would be an even more awesome name for a girl...
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17033 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 11:26 am to
Taco Meat Collins

quote:



LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - A University of Kentucky football player was arrested early Friday and faces several charges, including alcohol intoxication.

William "Taco Meat" Collins, 23, also is charged with criminal mischief, theft and fleeing and evading. He is scheduled to be arraigned in Friday afternoon in Fayette District Court.

A police report says an officer saw Collins and another person walking on the sidewalk on East Maxwell Street. The police report says Collins was carrying a parking meter. When they saw the officer, they took off running, according to the report.

"The suspects saw my vehicle and placed the parking meter down," the report says. "I activated my emergency equipment and pulled up beside them."

The officer's report says he yelled for them to stop and get down to the ground. Collins stayed and "admitted to taking the parking meter" because it was on the ground.

Collins, who is 5-foot-11 and 238 pounds, is a junior walk-on fullback for the Wildcats. He transferred to UK from Pikeville and earned a place on the roster in 2013, according to UK Athletics.
This post was edited on 6/26/16 at 11:28 am
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Stuck in Transfer Portal
Member since Aug 2011
8507 posts
Posted on 6/26/16 at 11:32 am to
Ryan Stamper.
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