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re: Congrats to Miss Alabama. This is for real

Posted on 6/6/24 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101348 posts
Posted on 6/6/24 at 8:19 pm to
Get the flour out and have yourself a night
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
10462 posts
Posted on 6/6/24 at 8:20 pm to
Sorry dude but my niece is in the Miss Alabama this year. It isn't until the end of June.
Nice try tho.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
44649 posts
Posted on 6/6/24 at 8:21 pm to
Is that Michelle Obama’s brother?
Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
Member since Oct 2017
1986 posts
Posted on 6/6/24 at 8:28 pm to
Good Lord!
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
503 posts
Posted on 6/6/24 at 9:21 pm to
Guess an Ozempic sponsorship is out of the question.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5304 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 6:37 am to
It appears that title has recently been ordained to another young lady. And since this years pageant hasn’t happened yet and no press release states the contrary.

OP’s sister/wife or whoever she is has claimed (and owns) the title. Possession being 9 tenths of the law.

The real miss Alabama should make a statement.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 7:05 am to
Looks like she has made a hell of a statement already.
Posted by BLG
Georgia
Member since Mar 2018
7668 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 7:55 am to
that is apparently some organization called North American Miss

The real Miss Alabama according to al.com...

LINK
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12736 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:00 am to
No bad for an Auburn gal ...

This post was edited on 6/7/24 at 8:02 am
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21321 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:14 am to


I try not to make fun of people’s appearance, but there is a difference between that and objecting to the intentional obliteration of beauty standards.

This woman has a front butt. Under no circumstances can a person with a front butt be considered physically beautiful.

She might have the most beautiful spirit and personality of anyone you’ve ever met, but she’s not physically beautiful. Sorry, not sorry.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28514 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:16 am to
That’s actually contestant 3,6 and 7.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55850 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:23 am to
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Absolutely pathetic and a slap in the face to people who actually work hard to accomplish anything in life. We are teaching young people that they can lay around on the couch eating twinkies and still be Miss [Whatever]. Hell, in some states you don’t even have to be a woman to win.



Miss whatever pageants are dumb and pointless anyway. I can't imagine ever giving a single flying frick about a pageant lol
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
7992 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:35 am to
Never thought I'd see the day where fat people are celebrated.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3615 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:46 am to
Equestrian champion, Clydesdale division.
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3078 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:52 am to
This is incredibly disingenuous and you know it.

There are many pageant series out there. Two of them are of importance. The one shown in the original post is not one of them.

The two important ones are:

Miss America - this is technically a scholarship competition. Vanessa Williams, Phyllis George, Lee Meriweather, etc. competed in this competition. This is the series that ultimately dropped the swimsuit competition a few years ago.

Miss USA - this one is the proto-typical beauty pageant and leads to the Miss Universe international competition. Katherine Webb competed in this series as well as Shawn Weatherly and Ali Landry.

Out of these two, which one to compete in depends on whether or not you are going for fame and fortune (Miss USA) or to further your education and business connections (Miss America). The Miss America pageant is considered by far the most prestigious and to have long term value. Pretty much all other pageant competitions with few exceptions are "pay a fee and you get in" sort of pageants. "Glamour" pageants fall into this category, and that's what you saw in the original thread post. The Alabama "Miss Alabama" feeding into the Miss America pageant is what other responders are talking about, not the original pageant noted in the original post.

As someone who has been the official photographer for many Miss Alabama preliminary events, I can absolutely state that the Miss America competition is incredible. The young ladies who compete for Miss America are some of the sharpest people you will meet anywhere. They are almost always in this for the scholarship money. I photographed one lady a few years ago who ended up placing as the runner up for Miss Alabama, and she had won enough scholarship money to pay her way through the doctorate level.

Anyway, if the original poster wants to ding a contestant, fine, just be honest about it. Because I guarantee you could find a dozen similar examples from any state in the SEC footprint. Do the same thing for Miss America contestants and you will find nothing but example after example of incredible women in all respects. JMHO.
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
5694 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:06 am to
Whatever the pageant, she does represent thes state pretty well.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25415 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:11 am to
If the job was to elect someone that represents the average white woman in Alabama, I think they did an excellent job. If anything other than that, I am not so sure.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55850 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:29 am to
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The young ladies who compete for Miss America are some of the sharpest people you will meet anywhere.


Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4815 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:30 am to
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Mocking a lady totally classless

Tigerskin more like FORESKIN

LMAO

The precipitous decline in society can be correlated with the demand by snowflakes that people stop shaming disgusting behavior.

Shame has an important place in society.
This post was edited on 6/7/24 at 9:38 am
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
5581 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:46 am to
She is a cow. The blond is the prettiest......She won because of evil peopl were trying to make a political statement in this upside-down world we live in.
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