Favorite team:Missouri 
Location:Minnesota
Biography:
Interests:
Occupation:
Number of Posts:3629
Registered on:10/11/2014
Online Status:Not Online

Recent Posts

Message
frick the voters...it's fambly!

re: What a Shitty Performance

Posted by Literalist on 12/28/25 at 11:44 am to
Blizzard up here. 10-12 inches by morning.

Mr. Covid came visiting a couple days ago. A Google search confirms we both have a chance of surviving.

And then this fricking football team.

But at least we have basketball!..
But...but...all those extra practices are so helpful.

re: What a Shitty Performance

Posted by Literalist on 12/27/25 at 8:44 pm to
Ibid

I just shut it off. No fun watching a game like this. I'll check the score in the morning. Damn.
I'll watch, but, sadly I really don't give a rat's arse whether we win or not.
We've broken out shorts and sandals It's 32 today! 25 predicted tomorrow

re: Merry Christmas

Posted by Literalist on 12/25/25 at 8:03 am to
The line, "God rest ye merry gentlemen!" ...to be accurate, needs a comma some where. Do you know where it goes? :cheers:
Hook his nose on a branch...and he can pick cherries with both hands.

Norfleet

Posted by Literalist on 12/9/25 at 12:31 pm
Rock M says, "Brett Norfleet is spoken about on national broadcasts as a NFL-level tight end."

Must be the national broadcasts from Panama??

re: I admit, I was wrong

Posted by Literalist on 12/3/25 at 6:53 pm to
Now he needs to find a little handicapped girl...and push her wheelchair down to McDonald's for ice cream.
I noticed that, too. A half-hearted effort. I also wondered what was going on.
Did I hear right...25 yards total passing?

re: On a Holiday Note...

Posted by Literalist on 11/26/25 at 4:32 pm to
Yes, a northerner (Norderner in vulgar Minnesotan)

I recall my first summer in Columbia...I thought the heat and humidity would fricking kill me.

I'm much more comfortable sitting in an ice shack taking pulls off a bottle of blackberry brandy, playing sheepshead and not giving a shite if we don't catch anything. :cheers:
I'd like to amend Bass's motion to include: "...and the horse he rode in on."

The arrogant frickhead,

re: On a Holiday Note...

Posted by Literalist on 11/26/25 at 4:01 pm to
Black Friday? I'd rather do ANYTHING before that.

By the way, shoveled/blew snow this morning. The snowmobilers, ice fishermen, and skiers are chomping at the bit.

Happy Thanksgiving, you mindless imbeciles :cheers:

re: Drinks buyout..

Posted by Literalist on 11/24/25 at 4:13 pm to
If PSU is smart, they'll hire Terry Smith. Lordy, the fans are chanting his name and holding up signs.
Ramrod is coming. A reliable sauce told me.

re: Arky fans:

Posted by Literalist on 11/12/25 at 3:41 pm to
Ammunition supporting Fleck-to-Arky

LINK

Arky fans:

Posted by Literalist on 11/12/25 at 12:09 pm
Say hello to PJ Fleck. Sauces say the deal is done.

Paddle the Jon Boat!
Went right over your head, didn't it. :lol: