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re: The Vandy kicker half time speech - Literalist
"If you guys would just put your helmets on backwards, do a sideline hokey pokey, and squeal like loading chute hogs...you could be champions like me!"...
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re: If Vandy plays another game... - Literalist
I want to see her play as center. Have the QB put his hand on her arse every snap and see how that works....
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re: Ole Miss is officially off probation today! - Literalist
[quote]Ole Miss is officially off probation today![/quote] And don't you do it again or we'll protest in the strongest possible terms....
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re: Kentucky DB Kelvin Joseph opts out - Literalist
[quote]That first sentence[/quote] College-level prose....
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re: What is going on in this gif? - Literalist
The hopes and dreams of fathers everywhere...is that their sons will become yell leaders....
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re: Vanderbilt 0 @ Missouri 41 Final - SECN - Literalist
I want to see the first club-footed hunchback kick. And the first blind dwarf to play nose tackle would be fun to watch....
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re: Random survey. Fry or roast the bird today? - Literalist
Being Muslim, we didn't have turkey, but we had a very nice ham....
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re: Twas The Day Before Thanksgiving - Literalist
Awful. And gay....
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re: Bammers when they realize their team is scared AF - Literalist
You really post some stupid shite....
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re: LSU is on pace to have the worst defense in the history of college football - Literalist
Simple reason. God hates Pelini. Such defensive futility from the biggest prick in college football is enjoyed by many....
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re: Vandy is on pace for an historic season - Literalist
But, it's like the school valedictorian doesn't do well in sports. Who's really the winner?...
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re: Oh no, Gamecocks. Tom Herman? - Literalist
I hear Mark Farley is a done deal. SC fans will like him....
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re: Me, after entering the SEC rant and looking at these threads. - Literalist
Too long. Did not read....
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re: Mizzou -2 vs Arkansas - Literalist
If Arky wins, I expect Odom to camera bomb dancing like Pee Wee Herman....
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re: Good Win - Literalist
Didn't know he was hurt. What's the injury?...
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re: South Carolina coach - Literalist
I heard 3 years at 2.2 million each with some (probably unobtainable) performance bonuses. Buy out is only 3 million....
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re: MizSlu314 - Literalist
Didn't do as well as our Ramrod play, but got a little interest. ...
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re: South Carolina coach - Literalist
[quote]Ray Tanner just offered him 6 years at 6 Mil a year with 40 mil buy out[/quote] Funny, but I'm hearing 2.2 million....
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MizSlu314 - Literalist
Way to keep the South Carolina Coach thread going over on the rant. :cheers:...
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re: South Carolina coach - Literalist
[quote]would be tough to pull him from there even with a huge pay raise[/quote] Coach Farley makes $296,000. Can Scar match that? ...
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