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Look closely at big ol' #50's face (and body). Doesn't that just shout Halloween dress up at the group home?...

[quote]Mmmmmm. Melty goodness.[/quote] Texas A&M alum by chance?...

[quote]What passes for journalism these days[/quote] Let's see...the presser is to preview spring football. So, some halfwit asks, "although you weren't here (and were nowhere near Columbia), what is your perspective, as an outsider, of a protest 6 years ago?" ...

[quote]I’m sure Sterk has expectations of him.[/quote] I agree, of course. Just thought that whole paragraph was pretty obsequious-sounding....

Sterk seems to think Gonzo is the second coming. From PM: “He's done a heck of a job, and it's that time in the contract where you start to look at it, and, [b]‘Okay Cuonzo, what's important to you, let's talk,’”[/b] Sterk said. “He wants to be here, he's building a program. He wants to be the l...

I wish Gonzo would change his career into something more important than winning basketball games....

Lets all cheer!! And at the post game, Gonzo again said, "I know there are more important things in life than winning some ball games.” Of course that's true. Curing cancer is certainly more important...but I'd hope Gonzo appreciates that he was hired (and paid millions) to win basketball game...

[quote]Not sure if mentally challenged or just writes like a foreigner with a bad grasp of the English language.[/quote] I admit to giving Lefty shite about his writing when he first started posting...but when I discovered that he's deaf (no joke, he really is)...I've quit my chippy responses to h...

25-below here. I'm thinking I should dig out a jacket to wear....

Aggie foreplay....

I'll be happy when we're done with the "Lets get the Porters" epoch which resulted in hiring Gonzo....

Horse has claimed it's a sexually abusive relationship....

[quote]An OL looking to go to the NFL would probably jump at a school like Iowa[/quote] I read a piece about the kid and this is exactly the reason (whether right or wrong) that he chose Iowa. On the other hand, this is a good time for Mizzou to redouble efforts in recruiting Iowa kids. The l...

With the exception of A&M guys, every one of you horn dogs would love a ride with the thick chick. Just admit it....

The Brady bunch is all growed up....

https://www.ontownmedia.com/sports/national/ucf-targeting-mizzous-sterk-for-ad-job/article_63b22621-2a15-5657-8046-b19625f819e8.html ...

Having problems with it. A&M guys get the butt test, then keep getting back in line....

Rotundly Chumlee...

It doesn't take a psychologist to see that he's responding to some "seat-is-hot" rumblings he's aware of. ie: "If I'm fired, it won't bother me..."...

Not fat, just big jaw bones....