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Still waiting, numbnuts


Oh he big mad :lol:
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My wife would laugh at that. She has never been to LA because she doesn’t drink and has no want to visit New Orleans. Not high on our travel list …


Sounds like a fun broad.

I can just picture the parachute storage she calls a panty drawer.
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Elko is a lazy, fat frick. He will eke it out at A&M for awhile. Never win when it matters.


Finally, a rational take.

re: LSU under investigation!

Posted by patillac on 2/2/26 at 8:19 pm to
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You’re going to me so bad when you find out it’s not even a football player


LMFAO.

I’m only on Page 2 of this beauty and the OP has already been utterly bar-b-q’ed. Great read.

re: NFLSU has never been laid

Posted by patillac on 2/1/26 at 2:28 pm to
God help me if I am ever ruined enough by another poster to start a thread on a sports message board about the aforementioned poster.

How embarrassing

re: Crazy fact

Posted by patillac on 2/1/26 at 7:13 am to
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One last crazy fact, Saban's 3 most talented teams on paper, 2010, 2019 and 2022 didn't make any championship game. Mainly due to injuries.


Got beat by LSU in 2010 and 2019 coming off bye weeks with minimal injuries. Les Miles straight up out coached Saban in that 2010 game. That TE reverse on 4th and 1 that nearly scored a touchdown was a head scratcher for Saban.
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Well, that's about the stupidest sports, no wait....any genre of video I think I've ever saw. May the creator of that video have to stand before God and repent to enter the gates of Heaven. For the record... 5. Army 1945 4. Miami 2001 3. Bama 2020 2. UGA 2023 1. Nebraska 1995 HM - Clemson 2018, Michigan 1947, LSU 2019, Texas 2005 (yawn)...This topic has become a beaten, dead horse, lets move on...


Writing the words,“I’ve ever saw.” and then calling anything else “the stupidest” is the definition of irony.

The rest of the post is, at best, a subpar troll attempt. If the reader can tell that even the OP doesn’t believe his own stink bait, the OP is trying too hard. Try to come off of a little less desperate.Subtlety is key as is correct grammar. Take Tylenol in the result of a headache.

re: LSU under investigation!

Posted by patillac on 1/31/26 at 9:31 am to
Yawn.

Does anyone else ever eat Chinese food and feel hungry 30 minutes later?
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He got what he wanted. Trolled the hell out of you.


Oh my, these Kentucky fans are menstruating heavily this morning.

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You didn’t read the article did you. Lol

What an embarrassing post.
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All teams have ups & downs. 2019 was a down year for Texas. Texas lost by double digits to TCU and Baylor. That 2019 LSU, the supposed GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME, could only beat Texas that year by 7 is sad. That LSU thinks that is a flex is really sad.


It was week 2 in your house, cockslap. If Texas had the talent or coaching to make it to the playoffs that year, LSU was playing at a level that would have buried them by 35 or worse.

re: QB U

Posted by patillac on 1/25/26 at 7:30 pm to
I also stand by the fact that I thought he’d suck in the NFL…. when he got benched at Bama.

Oklahoma unlocked his potential and set him up.

re: QB U

Posted by patillac on 1/25/26 at 7:09 pm to
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Hurts hasn’t exceeded expectations? I thought he’d suck in the NFL


Hurts is an Oklahoma QB.

He was benched at Alabama and a Heisman finalist at OU. We’ve been through this.

re: Lane Kiffin speaks on Bediako

Posted by patillac on 1/25/26 at 3:48 pm to
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What are you talking about? It’s an atrocious whiff.


Not as atrocious as the whiff your mother made with the coat-hanger that resulted in your presence here.

re: Lane Kiffin speaks on Bediako

Posted by patillac on 1/25/26 at 3:45 pm to
You’re an idiot that doesn’t know football. The DE was inordinately wide. He pulls that shite with Nix in the game, he pulls it and goes off left guard for a 1st down.

It was also a complete pass, you leg-humping halfwit.

re: Attention LSU fans:

Posted by patillac on 1/24/26 at 6:56 pm to
32 game win streak and back to back nattys.

re: Portal King

Posted by patillac on 1/24/26 at 6:09 pm to
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Pete has 5 pulls in the portal so far and several more on the way. Currently ranked 6th in the team portal rankings. LSU is ranked 36th with 1 3 star. So who is the SEC portal king?


Hey, bud. Just wanted to check in and make sure you’re okay. Lmfao

re: Thanks again TAMU

Posted by patillac on 1/24/26 at 1:06 pm to
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And they still have nothing to show for it.


Ouch. Harsh but true.