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Bijan "Lamborghini" Robinson will motor through the Tide solidifying his Heisman candidacy
Posted on 7/12/22 at 9:55 am
Posted on 7/12/22 at 9:55 am
Bijan will rip through the Bama defense like an F5 tornado through an Alabama trailer park. He'll break Ezekiel Elliott's 230 yard rushing total from the 2014 CFP Semifinal and leave Tide fans calling for Sark to replace Little Nicky.
Tune in September 10th on Fox to see the SEC's new Sheriff.
Hook'em
Tune in September 10th on Fox to see the SEC's new Sheriff.
Hook'em
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Posted on 7/12/22 at 9:56 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Unless he gets hurt . . .again.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 9:57 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Colt McCoy wouldn’t have made a difference
Posted on 7/12/22 at 9:57 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Posted on 7/12/22 at 9:57 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
You really enjoy pretending to be a Texas fan, huh?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 9:59 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:04 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
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Hook'em
Naw, hook is too shiny.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:06 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
leave it to Texas for the other teams in the SEC to tell you how badly Alabama will smash you. 
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:07 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Wow that is a shitty nickname 
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:09 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
If you wanna beat Kansas at home in front of the giant uterus, you're prolly gonna need more than a Lamborghini, stripper, and a monkey.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:13 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
How is the offensive line progressing? Are any of the true freshman expected to start?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:13 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
He’s good enough to, but it will depend on the OL and if Texas is able to stretch Alabama vertically.
If not, they’ll load the box and dominate the line of scrimmage, making it a long day for him.
If not, they’ll load the box and dominate the line of scrimmage, making it a long day for him.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:14 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Who is going to block for him? Texas has been softer than baby shite on the line of scrimmage for more than a decade now.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:16 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
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This post was edited on 7/12/22 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:20 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
The Lamborghini that kept him at Texas***
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:21 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
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Hook'em
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:24 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Not will that that garbage OL he won’t
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:26 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Who?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:31 am to Ping Pong
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I’ve never been impressed with Robinson. Especially after watching him rush for 18 yards on 13 carries against a terrible LSU team last year.
Not that I’m defending OP, but Bijan Robinson hasn’t played against LSU….
Posted on 7/12/22 at 10:37 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Glad Alabama fans are having to deal with this all offseason instead of us this year
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