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re: Alabama does not have a "Dynasty"
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:41 am to lsudave1
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:41 am to lsudave1
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I sleep fine every night knowing that my superior education allows me to display my wit in such a fashion as this, disproving the fallacious world as we know it.
Anyone can use the Google machine to try and string together someone else's thoughts and pretend they are intelligent. You are not special.
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Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:42 am to lsudave1
Holy shite what a pretentious douche
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:42 am to lsudave1
That 8 in a Row got you down Skippy?
Wait until next year...Right?
Wait until next year...Right?
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:47 am to lsudave1
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A true dynasty is an unwavering, hereditary command which lasts many years without interruption from an enemy force.
So...like the Alabama-LSU series.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:48 am to lsudave1
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:49 am to lsudave1
Brevity David, brevity.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:57 am to JaboStokes
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A toboggan is a sled but in the south it “denotes” a stocking cap.
Around my parts it's just a "boggan". Toboggan is uppity.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 9:04 am to lsudave1
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Attend! The other day I read an exclusive essay (I'm subscribed to this particular catalog) by Philip Ilgauskas about dynasties of the ancient world, and whilst I was annotating, I cogitated about the stupidity of the media referring to Alabama's run as a "dynasty". If you want to talk about a dynasty, consider the word in the context of the true meaning. In the article, Ilgauskas took into account the reign of the Zhou Dynasty which, "notwithstanding to the peripety of notion, perpetuated, hitherto, a well-nigh, infallible command of the Yellow River Valley for seven-hundred ninety years," (Ilgauskas 3).
Yes, it is incredible that Alabama has been able to sustain success, but if Alabama were a true dynasty, then we would not have seen national championship games involving Oregon (2), Auburn (2), Ohio State, and Florida State over the past ten years. A true dynasty is an unwavering, hereditary command which lasts many years without interruption from an enemy force. I am aware that the University of Alabama may not be the best place for an education, but still, I would have expected more from people who claim to have graduated from said university than to tarnish the connotation of the word "dynasty". How far have we fallen in America where the complete disrespect of connotary rights is considered appropriate? Quit eulogizing the status of your football team when 'tis not illustrious enough to have earned the right of eulogy!
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:01 am to lsudave1
We are all now much much dumber having read this. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:08 am to Burma Jones
2008 Florida beats Alabama, wins the title
2009 Alabama title
2010 Auburn beats Alabama wins the title
2011 Alabama title
2012 Alabama title
2013 Auburn beats Alabama, loses the title
2014 Ohio State beats Alabama, wins the title
2015 Alabama title
2016 Clemson beats Alabama, wins the title
2017 Alabama title
Yep. In context no dynasty. Phil Jackson says you need to win 3 in a row for it to be a dynasty. Maybe one day Alabama can be a dynasty
2009 Alabama title
2010 Auburn beats Alabama wins the title
2011 Alabama title
2012 Alabama title
2013 Auburn beats Alabama, loses the title
2014 Ohio State beats Alabama, wins the title
2015 Alabama title
2016 Clemson beats Alabama, wins the title
2017 Alabama title
Yep. In context no dynasty. Phil Jackson says you need to win 3 in a row for it to be a dynasty. Maybe one day Alabama can be a dynasty
This post was edited on 11/15/18 at 10:10 am
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:10 am to Burma Jones
This is a poorly crafted troll thread. This prose isn't even remotely believable as being serious coming from an LSU fan.
Switch your fan affiliation over to Vanderbilt and try again. Also, who goes to the trouble of using a fricking thesaurus while posting on the SEC Rant board? These things gotta just come off the top of your head to be effective, iyam.
You gotta consider your audience. The majority of us are morons. Easier to relate to a fellow moron than say a Vanderbilt alum. Which is why I'm a fan of forcibly removing Vanderbilt from our conference. I don't like to truck with nerds.
Switch your fan affiliation over to Vanderbilt and try again. Also, who goes to the trouble of using a fricking thesaurus while posting on the SEC Rant board? These things gotta just come off the top of your head to be effective, iyam.
You gotta consider your audience. The majority of us are morons. Easier to relate to a fellow moron than say a Vanderbilt alum. Which is why I'm a fan of forcibly removing Vanderbilt from our conference. I don't like to truck with nerds.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:11 am to jrtplaya21
Ok so now we're just going to use an incorrect definition written by Phil Jackson? Last time I checked, he's a damn basketball coach, not a scholar.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:27 am to lsudave1
An Academic........someone that has done nothing in his life but study about someone that did.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:38 am to lsudave1
So by ignoring the fact that a “dynasty” within the context of sports has had a figurative meaning to describe a prolonged run of successful seasons for well over a hundred years, you’re saying that there has never been a dynasty in college football?
Cool. Thanks for sharing your opinion.
Don’t count on this bothering anyone that actually went to school at Alabama. I’d advise keeping an eye out for any Updyke types, though.
Enjoy the rest of the season.
Cool. Thanks for sharing your opinion.
Don’t count on this bothering anyone that actually went to school at Alabama. I’d advise keeping an eye out for any Updyke types, though.
Enjoy the rest of the season.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:41 am to lsudave1
Whatever they have, I want it.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:44 am to lsudave1
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The other day I read an exclusive essay (I'm subscribed to this particular catalog)
You're a subscriber? Not so Subtle brag.
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Philip Ilgauskas
Yep. He's the first and final authority on dynasties.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:55 am to lsudave1
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Attend! The other day I read an exclusive essay (I'm subscribed to this particular catalog) by Philip Ilgauskas about dynasties of the ancient world, and whilst I was annotating, I cogitated about the stupidity of the media referring to Alabama's run as a "dynasty". If you want to talk about a dynasty, consider the word in the context of the true meaning. In the article, Ilgauskas took into account the reign of the Zhou Dynasty which, "notwithstanding to the peripety of notion, perpetuated, hitherto, a well-nigh, infallible command of the Yellow River Valley for seven-hundred ninety years," (Ilgauskas 3).
Yes, it is incredible that Alabama has been able to sustain success, but if Alabama were a true dynasty, then we would not have seen national championship games involving Oregon (2), Auburn (2), Ohio State, and Florida State over the past ten years. A true dynasty is an unwavering, hereditary command which lasts many years without interruption from an enemy force. I am aware that the University of Alabama may not be the best place for an education, but still, I would have expected more from people who claim to have graduated from said university than to tarnish the connotation of the word "dynasty". How far have we fallen in America where the complete disrespect of connotary rights is considered appropriate? Quit eulogizing the status of your football team when 'tis not illustrious enough to have earned the right of eulogy!
Awww, you get a cookie.......
Comparing apples to penguins again I see.....
Posted on 11/15/18 at 10:59 am to GumpInLex
So how many times in a row would this Dudes dynasty beat LSU in a row?
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:02 am to lsudave1
This is one of the worst attempts at a troll I have ever read on this board. I see where you were trying to go with this, and maybe in different hands it could have been a mildly amusing dig, but your whole “Look how smart I am!” approach is, quite frankly, embarrassing. At this point I would say that your only remaining option is to scrap this account, create an alter, and hope nobody figures out that it is you.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:09 am to lsudave1
I sometimes wonder what it feels like to be a fan of a team that the greatest coach in modern college football history used as a stepping stone to the NFL.
And then, that great coach decided to come back to college & go to not only the same conference but the same division, and some say your team's greatest rival, to coach that team to one of the greatest "sports dynasties" in history. And in the process shutting out his old team twice, once denying them a national championship, and defeating them 8 years in a row.
Fans of said coach's old team, probably go to sleep at night with that thought of how it could have been, if only that coach had stayed with them and not used them as a stepping stone to better jobs.
It's really hard for Bama fans to know how that feels.
And then, that great coach decided to come back to college & go to not only the same conference but the same division, and some say your team's greatest rival, to coach that team to one of the greatest "sports dynasties" in history. And in the process shutting out his old team twice, once denying them a national championship, and defeating them 8 years in a row.
Fans of said coach's old team, probably go to sleep at night with that thought of how it could have been, if only that coach had stayed with them and not used them as a stepping stone to better jobs.
It's really hard for Bama fans to know how that feels.
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