Jorts R Us
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| Registered on: | 8/14/2013 |
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re: Transfer Portal news
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/17/25 at 9:56 am to Gator Fever
I'm kind of excited about next year but I'm also dumb. ::shrugs::
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re: Great tweet about the greatest shoe throw in UF history
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/13/25 at 11:47 am to Tiger1242
Haven't we been through the same number of coaches since the shoes toss? I guess yall have a had a Heisman, so there is that.
re: Now that football and basketball are winding down
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/12/25 at 11:05 am to TigerLunatik
Don't worry, bud. Women's basketball is still there for you.
re: Two years ago, Sherrone Moore was a finalist for the Broyles Award
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/12/25 at 11:03 am to OccamsStubble
I'm honored
re: Two years ago, Sherrone Moore was a finalist for the Broyles Award
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/12/25 at 8:14 am to OccamsStubble
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Mysogeny
All that effort just to spell a word wrong. Oof.
re: Azzhole Todd Bowles should be fired
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/11/25 at 11:17 pm to Slums_Alum
Kiffin to the Bucs!
re: Michigan fires Sherrone Moore. ETA: AD statement, staff member rumor is correct
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/10/25 at 8:26 pm to KillerNut9
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The victory in this for Ohio State fans is Michigan is once again getting exposed for the scumbag program and university that their fanbase acts like they are the opposite of.
My man. Yall hired Saint Urban. We don't throw stones in glass houses.
re: Leavitt Relative Released by ICE
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/9/25 at 10:58 am to OYB
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Hey Boy, its time to take the frys out of the grease - get back to work.
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frys
One more time
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frys
Bwahahaha. Imagine making that joke while failing to correctly spell a simple word.
re: Ed O to Florida?
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/8/25 at 2:09 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Coach O out of money? Last time I saw him he was jogging near the beach in My Ah Me. Seemed like a good life.
re: 2025 Football coaching staff discussion
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/8/25 at 2:07 pm to gatorsimz
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Billy and Juluke gone apparently? Thought they were two of our better offensive coaches….
A bit surprised considering who we don't want hitting the portal but have to trust PKC and hic Oc on this one.
re: Georgia has won three out of the last four SEC titles
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/8/25 at 10:58 am to dawgfan24348
It's true. :(
I miss being able to use the "it's been 84 years" gif
I miss being able to use the "it's been 84 years" gif
re: Pete Golding Christmas Day Statement
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/8/25 at 10:51 am to cjohn1290
Which family is Lane spending Christmas with?
re: James Madison is the center of the college football universe
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/6/25 at 10:40 pm to CR4090
And they just reloaded with Billy Na...welp, they have a coach anyway.
re: I have a kind hearted nephew that wanted to “help people” when he got out of college
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/6/25 at 7:52 pm to Sput
Trashing your own state just to shite on your rival...
re: 2025 Football coaching staff discussion
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/5/25 at 11:51 am to roadGator
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Our psycho killer with crazy eyes is off and running.
I can't wait for our "we comin" gif. Our guy won't sound like he's got 1,000 corn dogs and cocks lodged in his throat, though.
re: Young Marrero mother, a US citizen, chased by Border Patrol in viral confrontation
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/5/25 at 11:20 am to SeeeeK
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We're brown Then u gotta go
There's always one in these threads
re: 2025 Football coaching staff discussion
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/5/25 at 11:15 am to roadGator
I have no idea if Sumrall will work out but i'd say Week 1 was as successful as it could have been.
re: Maybe not Fire Jon Sumrall?
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/4/25 at 1:30 pm to Gatorbait2008
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Number 1 recruiting class? We will not be...I want top ten, but know Georgia, Texas, OSU will prob beat us most years till we can prove shite on the field.
Yeah, sorry. I was being sarcastic.
re: Maybe not Fire Jon Sumrall?
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/4/25 at 11:37 am to Gatorbait2008
If we aren't #1 in the 2027 recruiting class by June, I'd probably cut bait. /s
Idk. Tough to say. Looking back at the Napier era, we probably should have known right after the 2nd Utah game. I guess I would say by the end of year 2, we should know where this is headed
Idk. Tough to say. Looking back at the Napier era, we probably should have known right after the 2nd Utah game. I guess I would say by the end of year 2, we should know where this is headed
re: Finebaum believes Saban would have done better to stay at LSU and says Saban agrees
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/4/25 at 11:35 am to djrunner
"Saban loves us! See Bama, he never really wanted you. Your bajillion trophies don't count."
-lsu
-lsu
re: #GMFG
Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/4/25 at 4:49 am to theCAW
I like it. Bring back Gator bait, Coach!
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