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re: Ranking the SEC states by endowment

Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98960 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:54 pm to
It’s all good*

*self reported
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Self-reported??? Give me a break.

Take it from a gay guy... This is bullshite

About as accurate as asking women to self-report their weight .



(The curved banana and squash are ideal anyway)
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:59 pm to
Ha! So true!


If a man tells you his dick size: Subtract 1"

If any lady above 130 lbs. tells you her weight, subtract 10 lbs.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30873 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:11 pm to
Well, we knew West Virginia belonged in the SEC. Now we know why.
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24208 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

11. Georgia - 5.69


My god. We finally have an explanation why Georgia fans are so thin skinned and can’t internet worth a shite
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95901 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

7. South Carolina - 6.44


If I move, this number will go up
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9375 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:22 pm to
Something tells me Bama grabbed the metric ruler.
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:25 pm to
Hmmmmm. Something doesnt seem right about this.

quote:

The average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.


Source

More made up Louisiana bullshite.
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14237 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:26 pm to
Only and Aggie or Mizzou fan would post this.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15512 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:27 pm to
You’re just mad that you got a corn dog
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:29 pm to
So basically a ranking of which states lie the most about their endowment
Posted by HurricaneTiger
Coral Gables, FL
Member since Jan 2014
3028 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Hmmmmm. Something doesnt seem right about this.

I’ll agree
quote:

More made up Louisiana bullshite.

Seems more like a survey problem.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14107 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:44 pm to
Did anyone else think this was going to be about financial endowments?

Hell, I clicked to make a joke about penis size.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17727 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:48 pm to
Only way to settle this fairly:

everybody send your d-pics to the Ole Miss Board and let them measure. No need to ID yourself if you don't want, just text your team in the message
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

PorkSammich

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90562 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:56 pm to
New Mexico is the most honest state apparently
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57813 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

Self reported...so remove an inch of each state at least
Or look at the general average and then you'll find which states feel the need to overcompensate.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:05 pm to
Uh, I don't think anyone wants to take it from a gay guy.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21767 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:07 pm to
It's not the size of the hammer, it's what you're nailing.
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