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Who had the worst hire of all SEC Coaches?


Probably the team who hired the coach who hates dogs.

re: Vandy more attractive than TN

Posted by skrayper on 12/4/25 at 6:17 pm to
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Better city better school better coach


All of these are true, but the OP is a POS so... go home Jim. Your fat wife is going to get any skinnier while you wait.

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Texas didn't pay Arch $7 million, they didn't even pay him $1 million. That's all from endorsement deals


Okay...

What were people getting him to endorse?

"We're here with the 38th best QB in FBS to tell you why the best choice in bull semen is Jack's Premium Bull Spunk!"

I don't know much about Texas' industries, but between Texas and A&M I presume a significant amount is probably dedicated to jerking off bulls to sell it online.
Is it just me, or does he look like if you ordered a Mark Wahlberg impersonator from the really cheap place?
I've been wondering, why isn't Akili Smith ever listed among all time busts?

I know he actually lasted a few seasons, but when you consider what the Bengals were offered for their spot in the draft, I think THAT alone could make him the biggest draft bust ever.

The Bengals kept their spot in the draft to get Smith instead of taking this offer:

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all of the Saints' 1999 draft picks, plus their first-round picks in 2000 and 2001, and a second-round pick in 2002


The amount of talent the Bengals could have brought in for that is insane.

So while most busts are for a player who bombed in their rookie year or never played, it's hard to compete with losing one top pick to a bad player to losing 3 first-round picks and a total of 11 draft picks for a bust.
Probably going to show my age here, but my favorites are:

Bo Jackson
Shaq
Jared Lorenzen
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I just appreciate his helping to get Lane to LSU. That seems to be really bugging gumps.


I find it deeply amusing how often you guys repeat this.

Are you trying to convince yourselves or everyone else?

re: Women's SEC/ACC Challenge

Posted by skrayper on 12/4/25 at 11:37 am to
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Clemson at Alabama


We're undefeated, but we've only got one Q1 win (Minnesota), by 5. Just a very soft opening schedule so far. Clemson will be the second best team we play in OOC play before SEC play starts.

Admittedly the Minnesota win is a really good one (#17 in Torvik on a Neutral site) but hardly enough of a sample size to really figure out what to expect. Clemson is the second best team we'll play before conference play starts.

Once we're in SEC play we have 8 games against teams ranked higher than Minnesota, including 5 games against top 10 teams.

Here's to hoping we can beat Clemson and keep the ball rolling.
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Per Rivals, LSU has slipped to 12 in the recruiting rankings


They were 12th on 247... what was their spot on Rivals before today?
I've seen videos of drunk ex-girlfriends screaming into their phones about how much worse off their ex-boyfriends are with their new girls that were less cringey than how LSU fans keep going back to this well.

re: Updated KenPom Ratings

Posted by skrayper on 12/4/25 at 9:01 am to
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The Torvik year results only (no preseason stuff included)


We look pretty good... I swear if we had our big guys off injuries we'd be poised for a pretty deep run into the tournament.

That said, did Michigan get some players back after the start of the season? It's hard to see how the team that barely beat Wake Forest in OT and beat TCU by just 3 then turned around and utterly obliterated both Auburn and Gonzaga.
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If Bama doesn't fall out of playoffs with a loss, should UGA keep top 4 seed with a loss?


Seeding vs berth is a weak argument, Chicken.

You're better than this.
I know, I know... lots of LSU fans were starting to get hard at the idea of Bama getting upset tonight. :lol:
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We need to replace Caleb soon.


Bray's already on record stating that he doesn't believe in taking easy schedules. :cheers:

re: Happy National Signing Day

Posted by skrayper on 12/3/25 at 3:15 pm to
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Top 3 classes 1. USC 2. Oregon 3. Notre Dame


USC signed 35 kids; Notre Dame signed 27

Top 5 from 247, average recruit ranking:
1. LSU
2. Oregon
3. Alabama
4. Notre Dame
5. Tennessee

Most 5* players:
1. (Ties) Alabama, Notre Dame, Oregon
4. Texas
5. (Ties) LSU, Tennessee, Michigan, Texas Tech

Quality over quantity.

re: Kiffin or Kalen

Posted by skrayper on 12/3/25 at 3:11 pm to
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This week. Subject to change . Check back each week

Signed,
Bama fans


Says the fanbase that hires a new coach, screams about how jealous everyone is of their new coach, and then fires them 3 years later. :lol:
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Currently 2 of our nation’s 50 governors are Auburn grads, and we have a sitting Senator who is a former Auburn football coach. Our former basketball head coach is constantly rumored to be testing the political waters.


Bragging about creating the most politicians has to be the most amusing self-own I've seen in a long time.
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Caleb Downs named B1G Defensive Back and Defensive POY by the league


...

Really?

The guy with 52 tackles, 1 PD, and 2 INTs is your Defensive Back and Defensive POY?

What kind of horrid offenses are in the B1G that your best defensive back has such mundane numbers?

Zeke Berry runs circles around him.

Poor Caleb... stock dropping after leaving Alabama. Had over 100 tackles here, now gets to watch Bray Hubbard on TV to see what a real beast in the secondary looks like.
Um, where?

Only sites I even see giving Texas odds has them at +10000, same as Vandy.

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Oh the irony and hypocrisy


You're not familiar with the definition of hypocrisy, are you?