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Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:31 pm to Jobu93
Southerners don't go to France. Why would an eight foot tall Wookie want to live in France with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? Your argument is invalid.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:31 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Their envy is delicious.
It's not envy. It's pity.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:32 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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Southerners don't go to France. Why would an eight foot tall Wookie want to live in France with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? Your argument is invalid.
Why go to France when you can go to Destin and avoid them non southern boys?
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:33 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
A southerner doesn't dream of the day he impresses a frenchie.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:34 pm to gptigerfan
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It's not envy. It's pity.
At least you care enough to pity a Texan.
We're thug POS cuz we don't give a flying frick about wherever the hell you're from
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:35 pm to 14&Counting
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Texas is not the South although there are a lot of cultural similarities. Dallas and Houston are huge sprawling metro areas with people from all over the country and all over the world. Houston i/m/o has a truley international aspect to it. In adddition to the Hispanic influence, there are a lot of Asians there and Dallas as well. Austin has more in common with Berkley than it does with any other SEC college town with the exception of maybe Athens. Fort Worth feels very "Western" and after FW, civilization basically ends.
The most "southern" area of our fair land is East Texas. The Pine. Longview/Tyler/Nacagdoches/Lufkin/Texarkana. I don't consider the golden triangle or anything close to Houston a part of East Texas.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:35 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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Texicans
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:36 pm to 14&Counting
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Texas is not the South although there are a lot of cultural similarities. Dallas and Houston are huge sprawling metro areas with people from all over the country and all over the world. Houston i/m/o has a truley international aspect to it. In adddition to the Hispanic influence, there are a lot of Asians there and Dallas as well. Austin has more in common with Berkeley than it does with any other SEC college town with the exception of maybe Athens. Fort Worth feels very "Western" and after FW, civilization basically ends.
I will tell you the one thing that bonds all Texans, ever through our vastly different geographies and cultures: high school football.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:36 pm to beaverfever
When Texans go to France, they usually only bring one testicle and get all doped up to ride a bicycle.
When Missouri women go to France, its to tell their one-nut, doping ex-husband to frick off.
When Missouri women go to France, its to tell their one-nut, doping ex-husband to frick off.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:36 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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We're thug POS cuz we don't give a flying frick about wherever the hell you're from
Never ask a man if he’s from Texas: If he is, he’ll tell you; if he’s not, don’t embarrass him.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:36 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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At least you care enough to pity a Texan.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:37 pm to TeLeFaWx
Golden triangle has a very strong Louisiana influence.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:37 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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When Missouri women go to France
Y'all let your womenfolk out of the kitchen?
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:38 pm to EKG
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Never ask a man if he’s from Texas: If he is, he’ll tell you; if he’s not, don’t embarrass him.
This
I forgot where I read some gag article (at least I assume it was fake) about some soldier being ostracized by other Texans in his unit because he did not make it very plain that he was from Texas. shite had me
cuz it's so true.Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:40 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Sheryl Crow reference. And a poorly executed one I will admit.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:41 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
I got the reference, actually.
Was just trying to flip it real quick like
Was just trying to flip it real quick like
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Was just trying to flip it real quick like
TWSS
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:43 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:44 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
indeed
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