Started By
Message

Forde: Is Gus Malzahn the Luckiest Man Alive?
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:41 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:41 am
quote:
Auburn coach and Waffle House devotee Gus Malzahn has been smothered and covered in blessed fortune during his eight-year tenure at the Loveliest Little Village on the Plains. Good breaks? He’s had more than his share. Chalk it up to clean living or whatever, but if Gus had ordinary luck he would be long gone as the coach of the Tigers, and several million dollars poorer. (While still quite rich.)
This season, as his team has wheezed its way to a 3–2 record that could realistically be 1–4, Malzahn seems to have cashed in every chip at the Football Fate Casino. As one questionable officiating call after another has gone Auburn’s way, it only serves as a reminder of all the other times Malzahn has gotten just the right break at just the right time. (We could go back to his days as offensive coordinator in 2010, when Auburn won the national title in no small part because Michael Dyer barely was not down against Oregon, and because Cam Newton barely kept his eligibility. But let’s keep this head coach-specific.)
![]()
Assuredly, Auburn fans can produce their own laundry list of unlucky breaks and bad calls in the last eight seasons. But the breaks that have gone their way are numerous, momentous and memorable. The Dash compendium of Gus’s good luck:
Nov. 16, 2013: The Prayer at Jordan-Hare
Nov. 30, 2013: The Kick Six
Sept. 24, 2016: The Les Miles Goodbye Game
Nov. 30, 2019: Tua is out, Mac Jones is in
Pretty much all of 2020: Refs bail out Auburn
It started in the season opener against Kentucky, when a clear Wildcats touchdown in the final seconds of the first half was not signaled on the field and somehow not overturned upon review. A subsequent Kentucky run was stuffed, and quarterback Terry Wilson then threw a pick-six—but that was overturned on an Auburn targeting call. The entire possession was a wash, but Kentucky should have had the touchdown and a halftime lead. The Tigers went on to win 29–13.
Two weeks later, Auburn was about to lose to underdog Arkansas. Hurriedly trying to spike the ball and set up a winning field goal, quarterback Bo Nix fumbled the snap and then spiked it backward, which should have been a fumble. It was not called a fumble, and Anders Carlson nailed the winning kick.
And last Saturday, inside the final six minutes of the game against Mississippi, Auburn got one more break. Ole Miss had just scored to take a 28–27 lead, and its kickoff bounced toward return man Shaun Shivers at the Auburn 9-yard line. Slow-motion replay showed the ball appeared to touch Shivers’s hand, but he let it go into the end zone for what was called a touchback. Ole Miss players hustled down and dove on the ball, to no avail. Four minutes later, Auburn scored the winning touchdown. Later replays showed what happened, which prompted passive-aggressive Ole Miss provocateur Lane Kiffin to retweet someone ripping the refs for blowing the call.
Monday night, the SEC sent out a release acknowledging that the game should have been stopped for a slow-motion replay review. It was not.
Meanwhile, the Gus Bus wobbles on in search of its next moment of divine providence.
Forde-Yard Dash
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:46 am to paperwasp
inject this straight into my veins
can’t wait to add another one to the list on Saturday

can’t wait to add another one to the list on Saturday


Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:47 am to paperwasp
ITT: burners pretending they're proud of this
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:48 am to TheSandman
All these lucky wins and yet they're still going to finish 5-5 or worse.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:49 am to paperwasp
I don't think it really has anything to do with Gus. That's kind of what Auburn football is, right? Long periods of ineptitude and failure interspersed with highly improbable and incredible victories that you can tell your grandkids about.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:50 am to paperwasp
Does he have a job still if either of the fortunate events of November 2013 don’t transpire? Alabama wins the West with just one of those events not going Auburn’s way. Gus isn’t the same savior after taking over a 3-9 team.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:51 am to paperwasp
It's staggering to think about how many breaks Gus has gotten as a head coach.
Reminder: Auburn gave this man $7M to barely eek out wins (with the help of the referees) over Arkansas and Ole Miss in his eighth year of coaching
Reminder: Auburn gave this man $7M to barely eek out wins (with the help of the referees) over Arkansas and Ole Miss in his eighth year of coaching
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:52 am to paperwasp
quote:
Forde: Is Gus Malzahn the Luckiest Man Alive?
Yes!
Les miles lost his Golden Horseshoe and it ended up in Auburn.
Auburn can’t lose
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 8:54 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:55 am to paperwasp
Aubie could probably actually contend instead of being an 8-5 program if they had an elite head coach combined with their luck.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:04 am to paperwasp
I don't consider the Kick Six as luck. It was good coaching, and I wonder why teams don't have a return man on every long field goal. Think of what a Jaylen Waddle type could do against the group of players in the game for the offense on a field goal.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:07 am to paperwasp
Getting Cam for free, when the buddy buddy price was 180k, is also quite lucky
Gus as oc, not coach... I know.


Gus as oc, not coach... I know.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 9:08 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:07 am to paperwasp
quote:
Forde
Ewwwwww
quote:
Malzahn
Ewwwwww
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:08 am to paperwasp
quote:
Is Gus Malzahn the Luckiest Man Alive?
He's still married to Kristi Malzahn so the answer is no.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:15 am to YumYum Sauce
We don't need a hack like forde to know that Auburn is winning with a lot of help this year.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:17 am to paperwasp
Cant help it if we're Gods favorite team
You can't get to heaven in a Red Canoe
Because God's favorite colors or Orange and Blue

You can't get to heaven in a Red Canoe
Because God's favorite colors or Orange and Blue
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:19 am to paperwasp
quote:
Forde: Is Gus Malzahn the Luckiest Man Alive?
The correct answer is Gene Chizik.
Inexplicably gets hired by an SEC school after going 5-19 at Iowa St.
Coaches Cam Newton who had one of the greatest single seasons of all time.
Wins national championship.
Goes 0-8 in conference 2 years later.
Finishes career at 38-38 all-time head coaching record.
With 76 career head coaching games under his belt and a losing record in conference he gets a nice cushy job at the SECN.
That's how you do it boys.

This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 9:21 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:22 am to RebelTheBear
quote:
Auburn gave this man $7M to barely eek out wins (with the help of the referees) over Arkansas and Ole Miss in his eighth year of coaching
I'm sure you are smart or honest enough to realize literally nobody is getting extensions to beat either one of your shite programs. He got the extension for beating #2 back to back and winning the West.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:23 am to MoarKilometers
quote:
Getting Cam for free, when the buddy buddy price was 180k, is also quite lucky
That was the Miss State price. The Newtons paid Auburn for the privilege of playing there.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 9:24 am to GregAl
quote:UGA did on one of Bama's FG attempts this year
and I wonder why teams don't have a return man on every long field goal.
Popular
Back to top
