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Theory: A&M will never win anything of actual meaning, because they are a cult.

Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:36 pm
Posted by TchPowDog
Zachary, LA
Member since Sep 2015
4798 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:36 pm
Cultists tend to be incredibly self-centered, narcissistic, either super religious or super gay, weird AF, and just plain average.

They tend to care more about portraying dominance than actually displaying it. They act like they are better, more astute, etc. Whereas, to everyone outside the cult, they clearly are not.

"Hey OP, prove we are a cult!"... That's been done plenty of times on here.

But I can honestly say, I do not feel bad for them... at all. Keep thinking you're worth a shite, faggies.

You'll always be average.
Posted by momentoftruth87
DeSantis Country
Member since Oct 2013
73293 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:38 pm to
8-4
7-5

tDecline is real
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51042 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:40 pm to
You seem awfully obsessed with said cult. It’s almost like you and your Lsu brothers are more cultish than the so called actual cult.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44208 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:55 pm to
I love everything about this post!

I love us.
I love our cult.
I love that trash people use words like “faggies.”
I love how fun the SEC is.
I love that the whole deal makes us smile.

If we never win another game, I’d lift a cold beer with my brothers and sisters every chance I had.
And I’d still be so grateful for all that Texas A&M has given me.

We’re a happy people—blessed to call Aggieland home.
Posted by Hambone09
College station
Member since Nov 2015
242 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:55 pm to
“From the outside looking in you can’t understand it, and from the inside looking out you can’t explain it” or whatever that quote is we use to explain ourselves . We own what we are as a culture. It does help us network better than almost any other university because of it, so theres that.

I do believe a winning culture is a big hump to overcome with middle of the pack programs. They don’t get off the bus knowing they’re going to win every game. But we hired a coach that has won at the highest level, so time will tell. I’m at least glad we are willing to put the money necessary toward winning, even though we use poor judgement on how to do that correctly
This post was edited on 6/12/20 at 6:57 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81448 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:58 pm to
Theory: OP is a fig
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 6:59 pm to
in
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31075 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 8:14 pm to
So's Auburn, and they've won a few.
Posted by FishFearMe
United States
Member since Jul 2015
7196 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 9:18 pm to
wtf is wrong with people who pull for a school znd then obsess about another school.

they act like a whiney little bitch with piss running down their leg, crying because their bf danced with somebody else.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9706 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 10:18 pm to
I’ll never change my mind about preferring that the SEC snagged Texas or Oklahoma over these rejects.
Posted by Ag_16
Your moms house
Member since Oct 2019
2786 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 10:42 pm to
Time for you to put down the Michelob and go to bed. That job at the plants comes early tomorrow brother.
Posted by The Balinese Club
Coastal Bend Area of Texas
Member since Jul 2011
2797 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:10 am to
OP: that is fricking insightful. I wish I were as enlightened as you.

Do you have a newsletter we can all subscribe to?
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:26 am to
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16613 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:42 am to
Tone of reasons for them to be mired in mediocrity but that’s not one of them.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11544 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:56 am to
Try hard thread is try hard.
Posted by Atx78669
Member since Aug 2019
206 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 7:16 pm to
Didnt they win the sec baseball tournament one year?
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17792 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 9:57 pm to
Great thread!
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
7063 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 8:39 am to
quote:

A&M will never win anything of actual meaning, because they are a cult.


Your premise is flawed. Auburn has won championships in football and they are almost as cultish as A&M.
Posted by Sooner1984
Boone's Farm, Texas
Member since Jan 2017
459 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 12:52 pm to
I saw the A&BM campus for the first time last summer. It sits out in a pasture in the middle of nowhere. As I got closer, I wondered if it was actually a secret government lab or a missile factory. It was that ugly. I walked into a brand new gym facility and the whole lobby smelled like rotten walrus/ B.O. And the sunofabich was brand new. How could it already reek of B.O.???

Of course I'm comparing it to the OU campus, widely considered one of the top 10 most beautiful campuses in the nation.
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