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Attention Missouri The Rules of Conduct in the SEC which you must Abide By
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:33 pm
1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:35 pm to Porker Face
quote:
1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
:kige:
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:35 pm to Porker Face
I am Deltaland and I approve this message.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:36 pm to Porker Face
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3. Win a conference game
Hey frick you.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:36 pm to Porker Face
in all fairness brother, d'em dudes can bbq. ridiculous burnt ends
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:46 pm to Porker Face
11. And get rid of those fricking helmets.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:46 pm to Porker Face
You've gone from trolling all Mizzou threads to starting your own threads about Mizzou. We own your head.
Also, DIAGF.
Also, DIAGF.
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:53 pm to Porker Face
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8. Start calling it "Coke"
No, we'll just call it "blow"
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:54 pm to Porker Face
1. Check
2.Working on it
3. Working on it
4. Gonna take a while
5. I don't have contact with them
6. I can't control his actions
7. Impossible to do
8. I call it pop
9. We BBQ just as well as the SEC already
10. No
2.Working on it
3. Working on it
4. Gonna take a while
5. I don't have contact with them
6. I can't control his actions
7. Impossible to do
8. I call it pop
9. We BBQ just as well as the SEC already
10. No
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:57 pm to Porker Face
3. Win a conference game
Let me get this straight....you are from Arkansas right?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:58 pm to Porker Face
I've read through a lot of hog crap on this board but I never thought I'd live to see one put their lips more squarely on a Gumps balls than you. Mizzu calls out Gumps and you come to the rescue to help your daddy? Is Suck a major at your school?
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But then, I rag.
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But then, I rag.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:22 pm to Porker Face
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7. Warm up your arctic climate
That made me laugh for real.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:23 pm to Porker Face
You just love d/r the shite out of us.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:32 pm to Porker Face
Porker, you have gone all old testament with 10 things. I say go new testament and simplify.
1) Act like a SEC team (fill the stadium and all that jazz)
2) Beat the opponents you schedule outside of conference (protect the franchise)
1) Act like a SEC team (fill the stadium and all that jazz)
2) Beat the opponents you schedule outside of conference (protect the franchise)
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:34 pm to Porker Face
I'm RAing for a sticky or an anchor. I can't decide yet...
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:37 pm to Porker Face
Your username is porker i mean frick enough said
anyways here it goes
rule 1: have enough of it on standby everyday
rule 2: Already have the best
rule 3: Going to this weekend in biggest upset in history
rule 4: We already know how
rule 5 frick OFF
rule 6: I need a jumbo
rule 7: We like the cold
rule 9: We do the best in the country
rule 10: We make the rules
anyways here it goes
rule 1: have enough of it on standby everyday
rule 2: Already have the best
rule 3: Going to this weekend in biggest upset in history
rule 4: We already know how
rule 5 frick OFF
rule 6: I need a jumbo
rule 7: We like the cold
rule 9: We do the best in the country
rule 10: We make the rules
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:01 pm to Porker Face
quote:
1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
Now, I like those Mizzou bastards and all, but damn.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:17 pm to Porker Face
quote:
Get some hot pussy
beats hot piss huh piggie?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:30 pm to Porker Face
quote:
1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
1. Got plenty of that.
2. Gravel M is where its at.. but major stadium additions will be finished in stages within 5 years.
3. How was your first year in the SEC?
4. We're bar people.. we're learning how to tailgate.
5. We'll let you pick up on the shite talking porker, you're so good at it.
6. Pinkel gonna booze, and he needs it right now.
7. 80 and sunny this weekend. Our campuses are like 3.5 hours apart, we have pretty similar weather.
8. I'll call a coke a coke, and an orange soda an orange soda.
9. Really? We BBQ with the best of them. Don't forget your KC Masterpiece sauce on your chicken tonight.
10. Or what? Porker gonna be mad?
You should have added, win a recruiting battle with us.. ohh did that already.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:33 pm to Porker Face
Porkerass, you are worth one thing if nothing else.......hours of entertainment and laughs.
1. Got some
2.Last time I checked it was actually a real bonified stadium with seats and everything. We even have a field! If you try to move that rock M, they will burry you under it.
3.We'll get that one when we play Arkansas.
4.Your preachin to the choir there brotha. I don't know about StLouis, but KC is the tailgate capital of the world jack. I'm sure some of them get to Columbia for a game or two.
5.Our players are just fine talk'n shite. If they didn't talk shite, you wouldn't have no number 5...get it?
6.You don't get between Pinkel and his booze. Now we have to worry about him pulling a Petrino and getting caught with some ex-frat girl on his Harley.
7.We aint put'n no dome in up here. Fake grass is bad enough, but no dome man!
8.It's always been coke. You must'a heard that off the internet. You know they say if it's on the internet, gotta be true....but I don't think so..just me.
9.We'll be learn'n to BBQ sometime as soon as we get to play Arkansas. Nothing like a fine BBQ'd pig. By the way, would that be classified as cannibalism if you ate BBQ pork?
10. To late WAAI-(We Are Already In)Deal wid it trick.
1. Got some
2.Last time I checked it was actually a real bonified stadium with seats and everything. We even have a field! If you try to move that rock M, they will burry you under it.
3.We'll get that one when we play Arkansas.
4.Your preachin to the choir there brotha. I don't know about StLouis, but KC is the tailgate capital of the world jack. I'm sure some of them get to Columbia for a game or two.
5.Our players are just fine talk'n shite. If they didn't talk shite, you wouldn't have no number 5...get it?
6.You don't get between Pinkel and his booze. Now we have to worry about him pulling a Petrino and getting caught with some ex-frat girl on his Harley.
7.We aint put'n no dome in up here. Fake grass is bad enough, but no dome man!
8.It's always been coke. You must'a heard that off the internet. You know they say if it's on the internet, gotta be true....but I don't think so..just me.
9.We'll be learn'n to BBQ sometime as soon as we get to play Arkansas. Nothing like a fine BBQ'd pig. By the way, would that be classified as cannibalism if you ate BBQ pork?
10. To late WAAI-(We Are Already In)Deal wid it trick.
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 8:38 pm
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