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Mizzou

Hey man, everyone around her is pitching tents.
Bobby Petrino’s side piece’s wedding guestbook right after the infamous motorcycle crash.
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And the term "school" will be used very loosely. No GPA requirements, no course requirements, no ACT/SAT/testing minimum, etc.

I'm confused, how is this part any different than the way it's been for decades? A lot of these guys can barely read.
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8-4

and they will think they are elite again

What would Arkansas fans be willing to do for an 8-4 season?

re: Good season A&M

Posted by BreakawayZou83 on 5/23/25 at 9:24 pm
Do the milkmen have a routine to cheer up the fans?
Missouri finished 22nd in football. Which by weight is better than any others who didn't have football finish higher.
Arkansas fans seem to care way more about Missouri State than Mizzou fans. Maybe the two of them can be rivals.
Threads like these are how you know Arkansas fans have totally given up on their football program. Let's try these stats since each expansion team joined:

Arkansas
Conference winning percentage: 39.4% (105-159-2) (-10.1% to Missouri)
Average total wins per season: 6.2 (-1.2 to Missouri)
Percentage of seasons with 10+ wins: 9% (-21.8% to Missouri)
Percentage of seasons with conference championship appearance: 9% (-6.4% to Missouri)
Record vs. Mizzou: 2-9

Missouri
Conference winning percentage: 49.5% (52-53) (+10.1% to Arkansas)
Average total wins per season: 7.4 (+1.2 to Arkansas)
Percentage of seasons with 10+ wins: 30.8% (+21.8% to Arkansas)
Percentage of seasons with conference championship appearance: 15.4% (+6.4% to Arkansas)
Record vs. Arkansas: 9-2
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0U
Carolina
Arky



Seconded. Would also be happy with Kentucky.
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What a strange list

Spoilermakers meme is real. Also, Big Ten teams tend to be overrated. Lot of soft underbelly in that conference. Every season it feels like there is a 7-0 or 8-0 Big Ten team in the top 1-3 spots that hasn't played anybody at all.
I forget that schools exists except for when they beat us in baseball. They do have a better baseball program than us. But then again, so does pretty much everybody.
Arkansas' record against Mizzou and A&M since we joined the SEC: 3-21.

I don't blame you for fantasizing about punting us to the B1G.
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SandstormOnHigh

Which Arkansas alter is this?

Memphis is such a coveted conference expansion piece that it is still stuck in the AAC, and has been passed over by the Big 12 in favor of juggernauts like Cincinnati, Houston, and UCF.

re: Does Barstool suck?

Posted by BreakawayZou83 on 4/11/25 at 3:01 pm
I enjoy their banter, but they are all kind of dipshits. And outside of NFL season, it seems like they all phone it in hard and don't have anything to offer beyond what an average casual fan could tell you. I find their basketball commentary to be particularly awful.
It is pretty embarrassing. Mizzou is probably never going to be a baseball juggernaut with two MLB franchises bookending Columbia, but this degree of lack of investment in the baseball program is inexcusable. I think there is a baseline expectation as an SEC program to at least make some effort to be competitive. And that should start with forking out some cash to hire a better coach, and then improving the stadium. And this is coming from someone who really doesn't care about college baseball.
Missouri’s Official Not a Rivalry / They Don’t Care About Us / Mizzou is Beneath Them List*


1. Arkansas
2. Oklahoma
3. A weird, small, but not insignificant group of Texas posters.
4. Angrykansas




*posters must ignore the fact that the above-listed fanbases frequently post, or even obsess, about little ol’ Mizzou.
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Paid $60 to park at the NC State arena the other week for the first round tourney games.

$60.


It seems like they don't want us to attend. My couch + a dozen buffalo wings + the best six-pack of beer I can find is more comfortable, a better viewing experience, and a tiny fraction of the cost to park at the stadium alone.
Exhibit 1 as to why I always prefer college football over the NFL, even if NIL and the Portal have eroded some of the allure. I don't have to worry about the Missouri Tigers packing up and heading to Los Angeles because the fans won't pay for a new stadium.
I've always heard Texas fans describe their relationships with their primary rivals as hating A&M, but not respecting them, and hating OU, but respecting the hell out of their program.